Klaus wants to be King of New Orleans but there is only one witch who can make that happen...

A series of unconnected Bonnie one-shots. Mostly Klonnie, Bamon, Stefonnie, Bonlijah and Kennett - now rated M

Two brothers dead, twelve hybrids slain and by his own hand no less. Klaus wanted to get even and he was going to start by attacking the heart of his enemies...the witch. But of course leave it up to Bonnie Bennett to cancel out that plan with one of her own, and one he didn't see coming and one Klaus couldn't stop. And he didn't want it to stop either.

Damon is a man who's been burned. Katherine is a woman who gets what she wants. When her twin Elena shows up on her doorstep, she hatches a plan to have Elena help her get the brother she really wants back in her bed. Only Damon falls for Elena instead!

What happens when a society girl in the 1800s decides to test the bounds of societal roles, only to be caught up in revenge against her father? AU #Klebekah This will have explicit scenes in later chapters.

AU. Caroline got more than just Klaus's wise words and a bracelet. Klaus took home more than just his question on his sanity. They were claimed. Rated M for Sexual Situations, Character Changes, and Character Death

Klaus and Bonnie's burgeoning relationship hits a snag when the couple realize they have different definitions of their romance. The pair must mediate through family and friend issues and figure out if they truly love each other. (Prequel to Sanctum) ****A KLONNIE FIC***

After enacting his revenge against everyone who betrayed him, Klaus runs into someone he didn't expect to see again. And things don't go exactly as he thought they would. Oneshot. Klenevieve (Klaus/Genevieve). Slightly AU. Set After 1x14. CONTINUATION of this oneshot has been posted! It's called 'We Can't Stop!

As a new threat brews both inside and outside of the vampire kingdom of New Orleans, soon the Originals must decide what's more important; their family feud, or the survival of their home. With new alliances, new dangers, and fresh betrayals, it's safe to say that all bets are off. No rules. Continuation Of 'All Of Me'. Set After 1x14. Somewhat AU. Klenevieve/Rebel/Haylijah/Javina.

It's Christmas in Mystic Falls. Bonnie is heartbroken. The good girl has been very naughty, but Santa showers her with gifts anyway. A Klonnie Fic.

Bonnie is a haughty princess that turns down all her suitors. Klaus is a king set on her being his next conquest. The retelling of Grimm's King Thrushbeard, Klonnie style. Rated M for smut.

A confused Klaus finds himself bewitched by a Bennett witch as Bonnie prepares to duel with the Original hybrid. As they plan to manipulate, use and kill each other, feelings evolve that neither is prepared for. Cover Art by Alla-Matta (dot tumblr dot com). I really love it so much! please send her some love if you like it, too!

The world we live in doesn't always come in shades of black and white. When you're a worker of one of the oldest professions in the world, inhibitions are checked at the door, as well as your real identity. He had as many names as I did, but he only wanted me to call him by this one all night, Sir. AH/AU

In the race for the cure, Team Klamon controls the hunter. In order to increase their odds, they decide to take control of the 'key' to everything. They didn't count on the key to come in the form of a witch who is embracing a form of magic that doesn't exactly make her easy to handle. Klaus/Bonnie/Damon. AU from 4x10. Title tentative.

When Caroline lifts her head, blood drips down her chin and he smiles savagely at the sight of her. One-shot.

Alex gets Justin to teach her all sorts of things. Set during Season one. Jalex. Incest.

Bonnie Bennett is making it hard for Klaus to ever forget her name. A multichaptered fic based around 3x18 and then goes AU from there.

Bonnie finds herself caught in the middle when Klaus and Rebekah seek her help to stop a plan that the Original Witch is beginning to set in motion. But is that all they want her for? Klaus/Bonnie/Rebekah. One Shot.

Lots and lots of finale spoilers. Klaus draws. Bonnie spells. They talk business and Caroline.

Klaus is getting ready to leave town, until the threat of Evil Alaric is over, while Damon is busy finding a way to stop his former best friend. Which side will Rebekah choose? Oneshot, rated M for sexual content.

Jeremy and Tyler have been dancing around this for years. Jeremy's sick of pretending. Consensual underage slash, first time, adorableness.

Damon struggles when it comes to Rebekah, as he battles his feelings, and his own sanity, in hopes of painting a clearer picture for himself. When he does finally learn what he wants, is he willing to risk it all to finally get it? One Shot.

Sometimes Alaric wakes with a penny in his pocket and no vampires in his life; sometimes he wakes on the right side of the world. Slash, AU.

Every day Alaric thinks about leaving Mystic Falls for good, and every night he opens the door to Damon. For now, it's enough. A very strange AU in which Damon and Alaric are not the blissfully happy couple we know them to be.

VDay Exchange Prompt response based on LastDayOfMagic's desire for a Klaroline date. Caroline really wants to hate Klaus; Klaus really wants Caroline. They both really need to feel it. M for sexual content and a tiny bit of language.

Private moments from late Season 2 narrated by Damon Salvatore. "As exciting and sexually charged our dynamic can be, it's mostly infuriating, torturous, depressing and the many other joyous emotions that she insists on making me feel." - D/E.

They've been having messy, enthusiastic sex for a few months now, but Damon's never bitten Alaric.

She can't seem to keep her hands off of him - she has the events of 'Like a sacrificial lamb you are' to thank for it. Yes, a sequel featuring a Klonnie take on the 'magic made them do it' theme! SECOND PART ADDED - NOW COMPLETE.

A significant problem with relying on a human to satisfy your sexual needs on an ongoing basis is that they need to sleep, for hours at a time, when there are orgasms to be had.

"You know, you talk about the world being this beautiful thing but you didn't really plan on me getting to see it, did you? What if my mom hadn't agreed to help you? I'd be dead." He gave her that knowing smirk of his and shrugged. "Perhaps."

Alaric and Damon have to come clean to Elena, before she gets any more attached. Present for SummerFairy.

Alaric has work to do. Damon has Alaric to do. PWP oneshot for Saltzatore.

Once upon a time, Alaric Saltzman was impractical, and prone to making bad decisions. And then a vampire killed his wife. John Winchester was a legendary vampire hunter, and Alaric was desperate to learn. Dalaric in the end.

We saw the wrong kiss in the episode, so I wrote the right one. Spoilers for 3.10!

The open road, heavy drinking, & all kinds of snark involved in Damon and Elena's New Year adventure. Set in Season 3, Post 3x09. - COMPLETE -

In which Klaus and Bonnie are truly stuck and their solution presents itself in the most base of actions. A take on the whole 'have sex or die' theme in fiction! Read and reply if you like. COMPLETE

Damon wants Alaric to become a vampire and he's prepared to do pretty much anything to convince him. Smutty oneshot.

Damon and Alaric will do anything for the ones they care about - even if they really don't want to.

Vampires don't do Christmas - not voluntarily, at any rate. A silly, fun D/E holiday ONESHOT that's way too long - dedicated to my amazing reviewers and much happier than my usual fare. : Rated M for language and a somewhat naughty scen

Holiday fic; written for the special author2author exchange on livejournal. Going inside Damon's mind a little. Rated-M just to be sure.

Damon Salvatore had spent the better part of the last two years trying to convince Alaric Saltzman to let him turn him into a vampire. He'd been holding out, being a good boyfriend and now it was all going to hell.

"When I look at you, I think I could never explain to you how much I love you," he says. She feels simultaneously warm with desire and cold with fear, and she can't reconcile the sensations. She's never really been able to, after all. D/E o/s post-3x09.

Elena and Damon ring in the New Year in a most sinful of ways... This was written in response to a prompt by Grey Orchids for the author to author exchange on LJ. *warning* pure smut here people...

When Damon is fatally bitten by a werewolf he goes to his usual place to console himself - a bar. There he happens upon drinking buddy Eric Northman, who decides to help him live his last few hours with style. Damon/Eric slash. Rated M for Mmmmm.

Damon can't stop thinking about Elena. Fantasies of her drive him crazy, day and night...but on this particular day he is going to get what he wants whether Elena likes it or not. Holiday Exchange OneShot. LEMON

Set after 3x09- With the abrupt disappearance of Stefan, and the very real threat of Klaus seeking revenge, Caroline decides to take Damon into her own hands. Caroline ends up surprising him in more ways than one. One Shot.

Set after 3x09- With the looming threat of Klaus and the hybrids, Damon decides to train Caroline in the art of self-defense. But will the teacher get hot for his student by the end of the lesson? One Shot.

Stefan's dead, Klaus is dead, and everyone runs from Mystic Falls except Elena and Alaric. They just want Damon to come back.

Post 3x09- Caroline is upset about her breakup with Tyler, but realizes she is more upset about never living up to Damon's standards. What happens when she forces him to realize there is more between them than just a blood bond? One Shot.

Sometimes Damon does things he doesn't have to do. Sometimes he apologises afterwards.

It does not take Niklaus long to seek comfort from his sister in more, unconventional, ways. Klaus/Rebekah. Rated for sexuality and incest.

Semi-alternate version of "The End of the Affair;" What if Damon met an interesting stranger with an intriguing past at a 1920s speakeasy in Chicago? What if he couldn't help but be drawn to her? What if Damon met Rebekah before Stefan did? One Shot.

For anyone who has ever wondered what it would be like to have Damon author an advice column... this is for you!

AU. Dedicated to Summer Fairy. Please read Author's Note.

No one wins in real life and dreams can't be mistaken for reality. Elena/Stefan, Elena/Damon.

Damon and Anna were lovers in 1864, until Katherine Pierce came and tore their love apart. It's 2010 now, and they will meet again. Will their love be reborn, or remain dead forever? Warning, some parts may have Violence, Sex, Gore, and Language.

Set in an AR after Klaus is defeated. Elena shares a 'Hot and sticky' dream she's had about a certain blue eyed vamp and he hears...Do I need to say more? Rated M for a reason. **Warning** As with all my fics-this will have some smut in it!

Post 2X21 INCLUDES SPOILERS FOR 2X22: "When push comes to shove, desperation changes everything." Damon/Elena. Rated M for serious blood stuff and language - This fic deals heavily with vampy blood stuff - BE WARNED. Oneshot.

AU. AH. Elena Gilbert is a writer for her college newspaper. When mediamogul Giuseppe Salvatore decides his son should fulfil his potential, Elena is forced to work with him.

Inside the shell of every vampire lurks the ghost of who they used to be. Damon thought his ghost long gone. He was wrong. Now he's not the only one who has to face the consequences. A story of delirium, acceptance, and chasing ghosts.

**SPOILERS INCLUDE PROMO FOR 2x18** Maybe he's not good enough and maybe she's not brave enough, but that's not enough - not anymore. D/E Pairing. Warning: Character Death - not main Trio. Rating for Language in later chapters

AU. Fairytale-style. Outside Mystic Falls lies a castle. It is rumored to house a heartless beast. Elena Gilbert, in an attempt to save her brother, comes face to face with this beast. Can she teach him to love again?

**HOUSE GUEST SPOILERS! Doppelganger hijinks can be a nuisance. And they can also change everything. Damon POV. Teeny Weeny Oneshot, post 2x16. Damon/Elena *Rated M for Language and Crudeness*

In the aftermath of Rose's death and Damon's most recent transgression Elena comes to Damon in his room. What occurs thereafter is neither sweet nor kind. Boundaries are drawn, promises are made and the true nature of their twisted friendship is revealed.

When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.

Don't provoke the devil with blue eyes - he bites.

A very short poem about Eric being a bit naughty and getting busted. The format is like the kids book Each Peach Pear Plum. *Cringing* This is my first go at writing anything to share.

You're a vampire. You don't have to feel. You haven't had a real human relationship in how many years? Then you have the audacity to tell me that life is worth living, when you can't even remember what it was like to be alive. 2x10-2x11. - COMPLETE -