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My O.C.'s

Andromeda Sirrah - The Darker Powers

Amalthea Amour - The Darker Powers

Duce Time & Happy New Year - The Darker Powers

Polaris - The Darker Powers

Gwendolyn Clearwater - Landlocked Logic

Raven McGavin - The Silvertounge (termination imminent)

Check out my Fan fics!

The Hunter and The Sun (Winds of Change): In progress

The Darker Powers: In progress

A Little Bit of Landlocked Logic: In progress

The Silvertounge: On Hiatus possible deletion imminent

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2

kai2: i don't care how anoying he is i would turn to the teacher and say 'what the hell is your problem bitch. everyone matures differently and just because you haven't doesn't mean you get to pick on people who can't fight back without getting expelled. so yeah you wanna know what i say i say any one who disses this kid can just shove it up or blow it out your ass' then i'd sit with the kid to let him know he does have friends

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Get Ready To Laugh
(cause its actually really funny)

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are all used to measure bra sizes? ever wondered what they stand for?

(A) Almost Boobs
(B) Barely there
(C) Can't complain
(D) Dang
(DD) Double dang
(E) Enormous
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help! I've fallen and I can't get up

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you can have a three-way conversation entirely by yourself. Crazy is laughing every time you see your friend because of their inability to whistle with their hands. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want futher proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, read on...

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

On Korean kitchen knife
Keep out of children (Uhm okaaaay was this happening a lot over there?)

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. And Dance like no one is watching.

Brick wall water fall girl you think you know it all,
But you don't I do so boom with that attitude,
Kick puch captin crunch I got somethin' you can't touch,
Reeses peices 7 up you mess with me I'll mess you up

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.

...Girls
...are like
...apples on trees.
...The best ones are
...at the top of the tree.The
...boys dont want to reach
...for the good ones because they
...are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
...Instead, they just get the rotten apples
...from the ground that aren't as good,
...but easy. So the apples at the top think
...something is wrong with them, when in
...reality, they're amazing. They just
...have to wait for the right boy to
...come along, the one who's
...brave enough to
...climb all
...the way
...to the top
...of the tree.