Name: classified

age: 24 as of 22nd May

sex: male

favourite food/drink: noodles, poky, chicken chow-mien,(I blame the girls for these obsessions concerning Asian foods) COOKIES, Dr Pepper, pepsi max, guava juice

favourite music genre: rock, metal

favourite country: Japan enough said, though I would like to go to Suwa, which is in Nagano (a part of Japan) for the Onbashira festival which I sadly did not attend this year so I aim to go to the next one in 2016.

first story read on fan fiction: Soulmate: By Your Side by HoNdeR. now I read this story before I created an account on fan fiction, so if it wasn't for this author I wouldn't have continued looking for new stories to read and i would have missed out on all of your fabulous Naruto, and Naruto x-overs that has been written on this site. so this is a thank you to my favourite authors for keeping my life entertaining by reading your stories and i hope that my stories will one day be on par with yours as great pieces of fan fiction. all hail creative writing.

favourite manga: Naruto, Negima, rosario vampire

favourite shows: naruto, teen titans, chobits, shuffle!, dears and queens blade

must read fan fiction stories:

Naruto Chaos Mage by fg7dragon this story is awesome. story bio: What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy. NarutoxHarem. Sakura/Sasuke/Kiba bashing. M for violence/adult themes.

Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire also awesome. story bio: Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover. Now if only they would update.

My top favourite Naruto parings :

1, Naruto/Anko because Anko is my Favourite female side character in Naruto it helps that she's hot and sadistic

2, Naruto/Temari Because she knows what the life of a jinjuriki can be like because of Gaara, she's smart which is the complete opposite of Naruto so as they say 'opposites attract' and I really don't like Shikamaru/Temari pairings

3, Naruto/fem Kyuubi because it's forbidden love that and people all ways make her hot in the stories

4, Naruto/Konan enough said

5, Naruto/Yugito Nii cause she's a hot kitty. hi-hi there was a pun intended if you can get what I mean

6, Naruto/Tayyuya cause she puts sailors to shame with her mouth that and I like flutes they have a calming effect on the body when played by a master so she must blow like a master

least favourite story types:

anything with Yaoi in it. thought the occasional comment about Sasuke and Orochimaru's sexuality is fine cause its funny.

Kushina hating, intentionally abandoning and/or trying to free Naruto's spirit though I hate all stories that have Kushina hating Naruto. boo to all the haters. now i will read a story to the finish even with the hating just to see if Kushina changes but if not, unlike the other stories I've read, i won't read them again, i won't let you pass go and and collect 200. you will lose respect of Kami-sama and the cookie king and go straight to jail on another note i finally won a game of monopoly.

Naruto/Hinata now I've got nothing against this pairing I only say this is because there's too many of them, and hell not many people finish them which gets on my nerves. I mean com on if your going to start a story it's your duty as an author to finish them.

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