Ok, who am I? Well, I'm a 40 year old mom of 2 kids. I love writing for myself and sometimes share with others. I am by no means a professional author, but writing gives me a feeling of freedom to express myself. Most of my stories revolve around Harry Potter and Severus Snape, although I am know to sometimes get Draco Malfoy in the mix. My three favorites for sure. Hm, odd how this is hard to write yet I have no problems letting my imagination run wild in stories. Oh well. Got a question? Feel free to ask. I welcome positive critisism as well. Through those I learn. Flames I do not even dignify with an answer. Anyhoot, I hope you like my stories. Most were posted on another forum, but I find that one rather difficult to handle these days with all the new rules and regulations. If you come across something familiar, it is because I write under the same name there. Enjoy :)

I found out that my stories do not come out right, no matter what type of document I use. I am still trying to fix it, I just don't know how.

Ok, I just HAD to copy this one and fill it out for myself.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1) Severus Snape
2) Bill Weasley
3) Draco Malfoy
4) Luna Lovegood
5) Voldemort
6) Rubeus Hagrid
7) Pansy Parkinson
8) Minerva McGonnagal
9) Harry Potter
10)Lucius Malfoy
11)Nymphadora Tonks
12)Remus Lupin

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hagrid/Tonks? Oh gods, the sheer horror

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Luna's sweet, but hot? Naaaa

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Remus got Minerva pregnant? Um...where do I hide? She is going to blow a gasket

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Hun, almost ALL are about the Boy Wonder

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bill and Hagrid. One word: YUCK!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Voldemort/Harry or Voldemort/Lucius? Let Luc handle the snake. Harry's got other things to do, like counting grass sprigs

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Pansy walked in on Bill having sex with Remus, she'd try to blackmail them into doing her bidding.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic

Draco/Lucius. AU, bonding fic, marital law. OOC.

Lucius never paid much attention to his sole Heir. The ministry decrees all purebloods must be wed by the age of 18. Lucius takes Draco away. Will they overcome their differences and be a real father and son? And how will they escape the ministy's newest law?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Sev and Minnie? Are you STOOPID?

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Pansy/Remus?

"When night time is the right time"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Luna/Sev... Not gonna happen in a million years, but here goes.

Sev has never had sex. Luna feels it is her job to 'cure' the man of his virginity. She proposes a deal. His sexual education for remedial potion classes.

12.) Does any of your friends read Seven slash?

They don't read ANY fanfic, barbarians, the lot of them.

13.) Does any of your friends read Three het?

Again, no *cries*

14.) Does any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

For the deaf ones: MY FRIENDS DO NOT READ FANFICS

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Bill/Luna/Voldemort?

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod...the ideas flooding my sick brain!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I LOVE BEING ME!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Minerva: Moulin Rouge. WHOOOHOOO..um..don't ask

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning(s) be?

Sev/Hagrid/Remus

Warning(s): AU, rape, slash, horror, character death, substance abuse

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Lucius: (drawls lazily) "Instead of gaping, you could use that pretty mouth for something much more pleasurable"

Bill: (snaps mouth shut, then smirks) "I think so too, where's your son so I can do just that?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Voldemort? Few hours ago

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hagrid? Having oral sex with Fang.

EUWWWW..bucket please

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

WouldTonks shagHarry? Hm, I can see it happening after a night out

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Draco/Pansy... um well, Draco would, but he would spell her dogface invisible I'm sure

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three friends who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Severus and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Luna. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tonks and a brief, unhappy affair with Remus, then follows the wise advice of Voldemort and finds true love with Draco...

That actually made sense for once...

Title "reaching Out"

Nobody would read it, but I would so write it.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Pansy and Minerva... I'd have a stroke