Oooooooh nice one! I loveee love love the humour at the end, score one for Fred and George! And as if Ollivander never experimented like this, lonely old man making wands all his life... raised eyebrows all around, I'm sure

Keep writing! xx

HAHAHAHA...ROFLMAO...HAHAHAHA.

*smooch* You, my dear, are a GENIUS!

OMG...HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Your faithful reader has returned again! Mwahahahahahahahahhaha!

Oh thank god. I was worried he actually was in love with his wand!

I thought he was smart! Oh Weasleys, you've done it again!

:D

Hilarious! Although also slightly disgusting, since the mere thought of old people having sex or masturbating makes me cringe a little.

Very nice ending too. That would be so like Fred and George. What was the prompt, if I might ask?