Hello and welcome to my ridiculously long profile! XD

I have an addiction to yaoi. Two hot guys making out is just so hot. I don't care what anyone else thinks cuhz lotsa other people have the same point of view as me. Yay for cynicism!!

A Ode to Yaoi

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you can entertain yourself for hours with a rubber ducky you caught at a baseball game. Crazy is deciding to actually give out those rubber duckys at a baseball game in the first place. (come to think of it, it doesn't have to be baseball either) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS

People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( Your vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too)

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

lol if u have ever done anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb.

Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you.

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

When you stressed just... YODEL!

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER!

Take candy, not drugs.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

Caution, water on road during rain.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?

The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet...

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!

Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Elmo watches you from your closet

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

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A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.

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If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religous cult.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

Yeah... Try telling your parents you want to write hot gay buttsex for a living. It does NOT go over well.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...

I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough

It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?

Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty!

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.(hehe Itachi)

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/wrench out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Therapist = The/rapist... Scary thought

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala!

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

I dream of a better tomorrw - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about thier motives

No comment.

But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing.

I can speak Canadian Eh.

My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.

Love makes you do OOC things.

"I need a credit card!"

"In my pocket!!"

"Which pocket!?"

"My back pocket!!"

"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"

LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!! LEFT CHEEK!!"

When life gives you lemons, make yaoi! (then wonder when you turned into such a pervert)

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile -shudders-

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

lol: L, oh L! Moaned by Yagami Light while the two of them are copulating like bunnies.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one

I am not a little pervert...I AM A BIG ONE

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!

You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol? No, seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!

"BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way

"Envy..you...you're envious of humans. We're so much weaker than you homunculi, battered, confused, even when we're beaten, and about to collapse, even when we know it's pointless, we always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us up. You'll never have that...and its made you jealous of us." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"How humiliating...reduced to this pathetic form with you humans, you pieces of shit mocking me. And worst of all, the lowest, most disgusting one of you...that fucking kid is the one who understands how I feel. That is the ultimate insult. Bye, bye...Edward Elric." -Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fears are truly brave."

We were all born originals, but so many of us die as copies.

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.

War does not determine what is right--only who is left

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon.

For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'.

I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS!

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way

You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid

All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie

Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle.

Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!

Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...

It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Genius by birth, slacker by choice

I hate you. Why? I need a reason?

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

My view of people: Everyone is a pervert. It just comes down to if they accept it, how perverted they are, and how well they hide it...

Lets get one thing straight-I'm not! (I am but.. Its still funny)

It's too late to scream.

Well, la-dee-fuckin'-da.

Fuck you no jutsu!

Tell Hell I sent you.

...And deliver us from fangirls...

...I feel stupid, and contagious...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' --Chris Rock

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

Behind every bitch is the guy who made her that way.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Must. Hide. Dead. Body.

Shhh...I'm plotting

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.

I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!

Define normal

People say I'm crazy, actually I'm just bored.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

Happiness is your Mother-In-Law's Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton

Its good to die for your country, but its really good when the other bastard dies for their country.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference

The trouble with life is there's no background music

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

You know what!? Earth sucks, I’m going home.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better, more entertaning use for it.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

People say that guys are worse bullies then girls. If you think this is bogus, copy this into your profile.

Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Mark Twain

Drive it like you stole it!

Don’t worry, it’s just blood.

I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Are you sure? Because my Gaydar went off like crazy when I saw you.

"The only thing you can't wish for is a better tasting muffin." -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

"The muffin tastes bad, but it's powerful! All hail the muffin!" -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

My Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard.

"The world is not as beautiful as everyone says she is. Life is not as fair as everyone wants it to be. But why should I let that ruin my day?"

Awww, shut up and give me a muffin ya damn hippie.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

Write like no one is gonna read your words.

True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Don't call me small! I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Yes! -starts to do the happy dance- All that yaoi didn't land me in Hell after all!

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

I left the womb for this?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again.

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying.

Jashin would be pleased with your torture techniques

Have I seen you before, maybe in another universe?

Life is totally screwed up! At least the cookies are good..."

I am 105 percent sure...that I am obsessed with L.

Lemons are brilliant; they allow you to have fun in ways that are physically impossible.

The same day Paris gets an award for acting is the same day a porn star gets an Oscar.

I hate science! It takes all the fun out of life. I was quite happy thinking unicorns were real.

People in the closet are like Tomatoes . . . Everyone thinks they are vegetables but really they are fruit.

Rants

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who is scared to tell all my gay friends...I'm straight. You can't be heterophobic either!! I didn't know that was a word.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she Tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she re post this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

A Ode to Yaoi

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

Lists

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, Pein!)ZetsuAi (Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Edward Elric, L, Mello, Gaara, inhales Sesshoumaru, Inu Yasha), Sasuke likes waffles(Itachi,Sasori,Deidara,Hidan,Pein,Zuko,Sasuke,Kiba,Tobi,Kakashi,Edward Elric,L,Light,Shessoumaru,Mr.K,Ryuichi,Tohma.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire, Myela Marea, animedragon59, YaoiLuvr,Sasuke likes waffles.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, Kavyle, VampireWolfGirl, Deidara-kunisMine, ZetsuAi,Sasuke likes walffles

If you want to be a ninja, put this in your profile and add your name to this list: Brightness of Yuki,Sasuke likes walffles,

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, ., Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, X-X-N.H.Y.C.I.S.H-X-X, Millenium Ring, Breezy411, RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, Naru-Vampire, jesselovemeto, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr,Sasuke likes waffles.

SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr,Sasuke likes waffles

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, SakuraAkatsuki101, wolfrider93, YaoiLuvr,Sasuke likes waffles

Other

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

XDDDDD

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

The ones in blod I would do!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

CALL THE MEDICAL HOTLINE!

Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsesive compulsive press one repeatedly

If you are codependant ask someone to press two for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call

If you're delusion press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership

If you're schizofranic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press

If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you

If you're dyslectic press 69696969

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term meomry loss please try your call again later

If you have low selfestem, hang on all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Note- What do you do if you have more than one? O.O

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

All the good men are gay, taken, or fictional characters

The best things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattenting.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public