Well hello there! So nice of you to click on my story.

I saw someone who else who did this for the Vocaloid fandom and I was like "HAHA OH THIS WOULD BE FUN TO DO FOR HETALIA." And so I just now typed it up. OTL I'm so tired.

Rated T for Romano's mouth and.. Well, it'll just need to be T later on anyways so might as well do it now.

It's hard to choose two characters because this is essentially going to have ALL of the characters in it. But I went ahead I chose the two that I start the chapter off with - England and America! Oh, but we're using human names for this.

For the people who read my story English Literature, I promise I will update soon. Hopefully before the end of this week, because on Friday I'm leaving to go on vacation for a week. But if I don't get it up then it'll be up after I get back from vaca~.

Excuse any mistakes/Tell me about them, because I did go over this really quick, but I just skimmed it so I may not have caught everything. Okay, here we go~!

Text me, TTYL!


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10:15am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: lol hey wat up

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10:17am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

Message: Why are you texting during Science?

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10:18am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: b cuz its so booooring

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10:21am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

Message: It wouldn't be if you payed more attention.

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10:22am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: watever ur texting too. Hay can I borrow ur notez later?

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10:23am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

Message: No.

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10:24am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: omg y?

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10:26am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

Message: Because you should've been paying attention in the first place!

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10:30am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: u like my signature? :(

~ArThUr KiRkLaNd iZ a DiCK~

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10:32am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

Message: Am I really supposed to care?

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10:33am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message:Yah!

~ArThUr KiRkLaNd iZ a DiCK~

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10:35am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Arthur Kirkland

I really don't care what the bottom of your text says about me.

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10:36am

To: Arthur Kirkland

From: Alfred Jones

Message: U should bcuz – o shi-

~ArThUr KiRkLaNd iZ a DiCK~

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Welcome to Facebook!

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Alshizzle Awesome Jones had to sit in detention again. :(

10 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Feliciano Vargas lol wat for now?

7 minutes ago · Like

Alshizzle Awesome Jones texting! I hate our science teacher so much!

7 minutes ago · Like

Feliciano Vargas lol! Who were u texting?

6 minutes ago · Like

Alshizzle Awesome Jones artie! And he didnt even get any detention!

5 minutes ago · Like

Arthur Kirkland That's because I know how to text in discreet, and not with my phone on the table.

5 minutes ago · Like

Alshizzle Awesome Jones ...watever

5 minutes ago · Like

Feliciano Vargas :o

3 minutes ago · Like

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4:35pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: OMG Romano! Guess what!

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4:36pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Romano Vargas

Message: why are you texting me

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4:37pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: I get to tutor you in spanish!

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4:38pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Romano Vargas

Message: God damnit.

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4:39pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: aren't you super excited?

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4:41pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: go to hell.

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~ Welcome to Instant Messenger! ~

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Yaoi_Fangirl1994: Omg Seychelles Seychelles guess what?

Sey-baby: What?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: TINO AND BERWALD R GOING TO THE DANCE TOGETHER.

Sey-baby: lol really?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: Yes! Omg they are such a cute couple!

Sey-baby: Lol Lizzy you are so weird.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: it's not weird! They are sooo in luv! ;)

Sey-baby: haha I guess. So who are u going with?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: idk

Sey-baby: u mean u arent going with Roderich?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: no I dont think...

Sey-baby: but arent u going out w/ him?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: well its kinda complicated

Sey-baby: oh ok I get it.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: r u going with someone?

Sey-baby: well um... Francis asked me.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: did u say yes?

Sey-baby: I told him i'd think about it.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: do u have anyone else 2 go with?

Sey-baby: no

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: well then I guess since u don't have anyone else u might as well tell him yes

Sey-baby: yeah I guess. Ok I have to go now TTYL!~

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: Ok TTYL see ya tomorrow Sey!

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6:35am

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: ve! Good morning ludwig!

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6:37am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Ludwig Weilschmidt

Message: Feliciano, it's 6 in the morning. Get back to sleep.

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6:38am

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: but we have to get to school!

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6:39am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Ludwig Weilschmidt

Message: It's a Saturday, Feliciano.

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6:40am

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: oh yeah! ve~ then do u want to come over? I'm really bored and lovi is going to antonio's.

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6:45am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Ludwig Weilschmidt

Message: … Well, now that I'm wide awake, I guess it couldn't hurt. I'll be over in a few..

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6:46am

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: yay! Vee~!

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6:47am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Ludwig Weilschmidt

Message: Wait, what time is your brother leaving?

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6:48am

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: ve? At 7...

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6:50

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Ludwig Weilschmidt

Message: Okay, good. See you a little after seven.

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6:51

To: Ludwig Weilschmidt

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: ok! see ya soon!


Haha end. In case you didn't catch it, Elizabeta is Yaoi_Fangirl1994 and Seychelles is Sey-baby in the instant messaging part.

This took so long to format. Really. But the facebook part was fun - I hope it looks real enough, haha.

Thanks for reading! Chapter 2 will be up... Er, sometime. Either before Friday or in two weeks. Depends on how motivated I am.