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My name is Codry and I like ... nu I love fanfiction. I'm not very good at English so my stories can be ... simple.

About me:

Name: Codry

Age: older than most people on this site, but definitely not the oldest.

Favorite color: I love all colors, but I guess red and sometimes orange (not related to Ichigo’s hair strange color)

Favorite subject: hmm … that’s a hard one. I think computer science and sometimes, if the teacher is not an ass, math (usually algebra)

Favorite hobby: writing and watching various animes online comes first and then programming.

The biggest fear (apart from spiders): that I’ll grow up, make a living and forget about this site.

Where I live:Romania. We are well-known for good, but predominantly for bad things. 4 our gypsy minority, who btw invaded France. We(I) also fail at choosing the right leaders. Apart from that … we are just perfect. Don’t judge me wrong. I love my country and I think we do have a lot of potential *smile* There is one thing that cannot be equaled by any other nation … our impatience! I won't lie to you; living in Romania is pretty tough, but i can tell you from personal experience that you can never get bored. I've been in Montreal and yeah life is beautiful, nice people, lovely city, but what's the point of living a perfect life ... where is the fun? It's my firm belief that Romanians are adrenalin addicts.

Gender: as many on this site, as I came to realize in due time, I am a female; A female tomboy, but a female nonetheless.

Animes I watched: Yu-Gi-Oh! original,GX and 5d's, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto normal and Shippuuden, Sailor Moon, Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Saint Beasts(is kind of yaoi), Shaman King, Fate stay night, Soul Eater, Suzuka, Toradora, Bleach (my one and only love), One Piece, OHSHC, DN Angel, Kaleido Star, Hetalia Axis Power, Magi, K Project, Kuroko no Basket, Code Breaker, Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun, Btoom, Attack on Titan, Sailor Moon, Karnaval, Claymore, Gintama.

Couples I fancy. Usually my tastes do not change, but if I find a truly good fanfic I might add it to the list. Also I have an unusual attraction to crack parings (especially in Bleach)

Yu-gi-oh: KaibaxOC and KaibaxTea

Naruto: KakashixSakura (there is something about teacher-student relationships that turns me on) KakashixOC and SakuraxMadara

One Piece: NamixZoro and ZoroxSanji(one of the only yaoi parings you’ll see in my list)

Bleach (here is a long list): IchigoxRukia, OrihimexUlqui, ShuunsuixNanao, HyiorixShinji, now the parings that involve Karin: KarinxGrimmjow, KarinxToshiro, KarinxAizen (the crackest of them all) and KarinxJinta. I also like the dynamics of the Kurosaki family.

Hetalia Axis Power: USxUK (what can i say ... i'm becoming a yaoi fangirl) FrancexUK ... I like everything involving UK, RomaniaxHungary ... everything involving Romania (my country is so SEXY!!!) I wonder if being in love with your country means incest *thinking*

Soul Eater: SoulxMaka

Toradora: RyuujixTaiga

Gintama: KaguraxGintoki, KaguraxOkita

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(='.'=)chappy the bunny out of BLEACH

i found this totally amazing snippet on tumblr about Romanians:

For once in my lifetime, I feel relieved for being born in Romania.

"‘course, my country still sucks, it’s still full of gypsies and dickheads, it’s still run by thieves and idiots, but at least we’re open-minded to a certain level where neither apparent racist comments nor immature jokes cause internet riots and bashing to the point of getting people in hospital.

I’m glad that in my country, nobody gives a fuck about nothing.

There’s no such thing as racism, because it’s an exhausted subject for a long time already.

There’s no such thing as misbehavior of celebrities on TV, because most of the people watching scandals have no morals to begin with.

There’s no such thing as suicide-petition-making, because everyone is busy with taking our president down or saving stray dogs/cats.

And most important of all, we have been through so much shit that we’ve learned to distinguish between the things that count or not, between facade and authentic, between plastic dolls and solid characters.

If we, the dumpster of Europe, are able to show signs of rationality and understanding when it comes to mistakes people do, then why South Korea, which is a more civilized and rich country than ours, can’t?

Reason?

Because they have it all too easy.

I wish everyone would live in the shoes of a Romanian at least a day in their lives, maybe your life perspective would change for the better."

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman: “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: "I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Comeback: Not near as bad as when you hit planet rejection

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96

Will take you far. But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103

are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.