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"I amuse myself therefore I am" - Author Unknown

"Just because the world does not fit within our hands doesn't mean we aren't holding it" - The Dark Rose

My motto in life is "Smile and wave!"

I never had a way to describe my motto until I saw Madagascar and the penguin stated "Smile and wave boys, just smile and wave"
That's how I approach life. You smile and wave to brighten someones day. You smile and wave when someone tries to start a fight with you. You smile and wave when someone says something hurtful and you smile, wave, and smack your family members and close friends upside the head just because you can!

Random Randomness Club Motto:

Cats and flying farting bunnies will one day rule this society we must follow them!

P.S. If you wish to join this club please PM me and i shall add you to the club roster and PM you the club newsletter

New favoritis qoute evers!! is the following:

"Oh, crap, crap, CRAPPITY, crap, crap!!" Claudia from Warehouse 13

and

"For every one sweet bunny, there's another one that's just itching to steal your wallet. Be mindful of woodland creatures today."from a card

along with

"I kicked a surfer in your bathroom because I'm NOT crazy" created by me out a choice of random phrases

Hiya!

I hope life is treating you well, If not than I shower tons of love and smiles on you and one big huge ginormous (mix b/t giant and enormous) HUG!

A shout out to all those in countries that are not the USA: I LOVE YOU and be prepared one day I shall invade your countries, go site seeing, wreck havoc with locals I'm bound to befriend, and you will all shake your heads and go "She is a strange, strange girl."

A shout out to all those who read and review...I LOVE YOU! It makes me do a happy dance...imagine that...on second thought please don't. O_0 giggles

I AM PROUD:

I am proud to admit it. I think being defined as weird, crazy, or abnormal is a compliment and I love being labled as such. Because it means im not a boring ass normal person like the rest of society it means im unique! And people just want to put me down cause I'm so much better than they are HA! so there! lol

I'm crazy ass proud that I'm mad as a hatter and i plan to stay that way for as long as i live on this Earth...possibly in Heaven as well :

Currently I am in love with the following T.V. shows (in no particular order): Bones, Warehouse 13, Farscape, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World, Burn Notice, Being Human UK, Sherlock UK, Doctor Who, In Plain Sight, Law and Order: SVU, C.S.I NY, Fringe, Castle, Numb3rs, NCIS, Firefly(even though it was only on for one season), The Mentalist, Lie to Me, Life(even tho it was cancelled :tears:), Cougar Town, Better Off Ted, Big Bang Theory ...and a couple more that I can't 'member at the moment!

I love to read and I definately love to read fanfics!!

I heart the following relationships: Booth&Brennan, Michael&Fiona, Olivia&Eliott, Stella&Mac, Olivia&Peter(Fringe's Olivia not SVU's), Kate&Rick, Myka&Pete, Tony&Ziva,Ziva&Gibbs(don't kill me and you can't blame a girl, Mark Harmon is HOT! even tho he's old), Cal&Gillian, Mary&Marshall...basically any characters that are perfect for one another with tons of tension!

I love side characters that are kooky and fun for example NCIS's Abby :), I was in love with Zack Addy unfortunately the writers on Bones sent him to the Nut house :(

Personally I'm a strange kinda girl with a morbid and fun sense of humor.

And I have a pretty wacky thought process...I blame the brain gnomes riding pink and burple (that's right burple, it is a word...to me) unicorns.

Things in my head that I've thought (hehehehehehe...he):

I have a dragon, he likes to eat people with a side of tartar...so you better be nice to me.

I am terrified that if I sing I will be mauled by forest animals and talking mice...thanks Disney.

I'm afraid of the dark, not because of the monsters (I made friends with them years ago they're really nice, you just have to get past the looks) It's because of the numbered sheep, they might trample me in my sleep.

I know what would make the world a better place...love and a SUGAR RUSH!!

See I told you my mind was wacky!

Here's some of my What IF's and Why's:

What if at the end of the rainbow there is no pot of gold but cannibalistic men in green suits with red bushy beards...beards are scary whimper

What if models were obese and hairy...I bet you we wouldn't have such a large porn capitol...just a thought.

What if 2 plus 2 doesn't equal four but really equals five...we're screwed.

What if life was simple...it'd be a hell of a lot more boring than it already is!

Why aren't the The Brothers Grimm Fairytales told any more...you know the ones that teach our children that if you poke a bear with a stick it will eat you not magically start talking and politely ask you to stop.

Why does Disney love death so much?

What if curiousity really kills cats does that mean we see ghosts?

What if over the rainbow turned out to be hell with tiny cannaballistic demons?

Quotes from My Life:

"Butt face?...i don’t like butt face…I think it would be scary to have a butt for a face"

"It amuses me greatly that you melted your toilet"

"I have stealthy ninja powers…that’s right… look behind you…see you didn’t even see me"

"Captain Underpants! I love underpants"

"It's not cannibalism if it's under an inch tall!"

"He pees fire! No freakin' way!"

"I'm Pinky you're Brain, Now let us go take over the world"

"You know what really makes the world spin? FLOATING FLUFFY PINK AND BLUE BUNNIES!!"

"Sirens go woooo wooooo rear rear and so do I…he he he wooo wooo"

"I think I just peed myself"

"Bye Bye Underwear Bye Bye...Mommy my underwear went down the toilet. Bye Bye"

"What are goosebumps really? Because I get cold bumps and shiver bumps but I don't think geese have ever caused me to have bumps!!"

"You choked on Oreos that's sacrilegious!"

"She has to stay organized! What?! That's so wrong!"

"Ooooo judgemental fooey!"

My Make Believe Creatures...LIES! They are real. THEY ARE and no one can tell me otherwise!:

Fargles:
The mighty internet fargles are little creatures that look much like dust balls. They come in a variety of multi electrical neon colors. If you ever see a fargle (which is a rare occurence) please do not touch the small creature...it will kill you...Fargles feed mainly on flesh of internet providers who give crappy internet connections they then use the knowledge gained from eating the brain of the provider to fix the connection. While this is gruesome and a tad disturbing you do get a better connection! They also eat the fingers of people who do not review Heavensdarkrosechild's stories...there are a lot of fingerless people out there...

Brundies:
The wild Brundies are fine creatures of immense strength though they only grow to be three inches tall. The Brundies have camouflage abilities; they can fade into the most difficult of patterns. This superior camouflage ability comes in handy when they steal your underwear. Brundies do not collect said articles…they eat them. If you are wearing said articles when around a Brundy please beware that you will very soon be undergarment-less and possibly without pants.

Jinxietins, Bingytins, and JinxBings:
Jinxietins are bald little creatures that shuffle around on two feet. They have a variety of spots and all Jinxietins have a large black spot encircling their left eye this tells them apart from the Bingytins (who have a large black spot around their right eye) The JinxBings, are what happen when the Jinxietins and the Bingytins sex it up!, have large spots around both eyes which actually looks more like a bandit mask. Jinxietins like to eat fruit and watch TV unfortunately they oooooze bad luck. If touched by a Jinxietin Murphy's Law immediately comes into affect the only way to rid yourself of the Jinxietin bad luck is to be licked by a Bingytin but since Bingytins are repulsed by bad luck this is a very difficult task to accomplish and is almost impossible b/c Bingytins are invisible 364 days of the year (in the event of a leap year they never become visible)

Bingytins enjoy long baths and walks on the beach even though salt water makes their skin dry which sends them into a murdering rage...
Occasionally, a Bingytin will mate with a Jinxietin to create a JinxBings but this is a rare occurrence that has never been documented b/c of the Bingytins hate of bad luck.

The rare JinxBing has a long prehensile tail and soft fur which is sought after by poachers...luckily the JinxBing has a defense mechanism of spitting venom that it is able to spit with 100 accuracy for 100feet. The venom is the most lethal venom known to mankind. The venom eats through skin in a matter of seconds...not that it matters because the millisecond the venom hits flesh you die...if you’re a poacher I suggest you get real close to a JinxBing…

Now that you kno I'm crazy Feel free to PM me :D...

P.S: I've also joined forces with Mollygibbs101 under the penname Heavens and Molly we are currently working on a story of one shots involving NCIS and furbies...check it out :D

As of 9-06-12

Im sorta back from an unannounced hiatus that lasted an insane amount of time. Idk if I'll finish anything or post much but I had inspiration for a WH13 fic i left undone so i will finish that. No promises on anything else. Im sorry