HEY! This is not a new chapter it's a slight revision :) I read through it and corrected some grammer and stuff nothing major :) I promise to do another Chapter cause everyone was so insistent.

This popped into my head awhile back and I had to flesh it out so here it is :)

I like the word pop… does that seem weird to anyone?

"Ugh! You guys would never be believable. Get a little closer." Castle said squishing Ryan and Beckett shoulder to shoulder, "And relax Ryan don't be so stiff. You're going out on the town with a beautiful woman. You want to make the other guys jealous not think that you're gay." Castle admonished.

Ryan scooted closer to his red headed boss nervously.

Castle sighed in exasperation, "No no. Let me show you" he said switching places with the frazzled detective. Beckett rolled her eyes in exasperation; Castle's unwanted coaching was beginning to tax on her nerves.

"Because you have so much experience in undercover work, Castle" Beckett said mocking his advice.

"I do" Castle replied lifting his chin in challenge.

"Research for your little stories does not count as professional undercover work" shot Beckett.

Ryan and Esposito watched the exchange with their usual amusement and morbid fascination as their ball crushing leader and their eccentric writer bickered with one another.

"Oh you wound me" Castle replied clutching at his heart in mock hurt and slipping one arm around her waist smiling at her with mocking charm. Her arm automatically wrapped around his back and pulled her body flush against his.

"I see you've done this before, Detective" Castle teased with a salacious wink.

She glared at him narrowing her eyes, "Get your mind out of the gutter, Castle"

He just grinned mischievously and she stiffened as she realized his hand had slipped to her ass when she had pulled him closer. Whether or not this action was unintentional Beckett couldn't be sure but with Castle as part of the equation the innocence of the act was questionable, never the less it needed to be corrected. She gave a wicked smile of satisfaction that didn't register in Castle's mind but instantly set Ryan and Esposito on alert.

"Castle…" she said turning into him as she put her hand on his chest and gave him a mesmerizing sultry stare.

"Yeah" He gulped almost imperceptibly then grinned as Beckett's hand glided up his chest to encircle his neck.

His grin quickly turned into a grimace of pain as she tightened her grip on his neck, squeezing with unbelievable force.

"…Get your hand off my ass…" she whispered seductively in his ear.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. " he called out in pain as her fingers bite into his flesh.

"Now" she commanded

"Okay. Okay. Okay." he said rapidly and quickly removing his hand from her backside and held up both hands in surrender.

Beckett glowered at him, retracting her grip on his neck, and pushed him towards Esposito.

"Dude, you're lucky she didn't snap your neck" muttered Esposito to the very chastened writer who was busy massaging said neck.

"You're lucky you still have that hand" added Ryan as he walked past the duo returning to Beckett's side to finish planning the operation.

"Now I can see why he's so hesitant to get close to her" griped Castle to Esposito who just chuckled.

Castle quickly got over the "death squeeze" as he called it and returned to correcting Ryan on proper behavior of a rich party boy and positioning the "couple". Beckett, sick of being prodded and poked by Castle, snapped, "You're so much better at this Castle why don't you just take Ryan's place?"

"I'm flattered that you want me Beckett." He said returning to his earlier behavior.

Beckett rolled her eyes and gave him a glare that clearly said in your dreams.

"That's an excellent idea detective" interjected Captain Montgomery's voice.

The group turned to see Montgomery standing in the bullpen observing them.

Beckett stuttered, "Sir? I was only joking!" she said panicked

"Well it's obvious he knows what he's doing on this one and his connections in the night life could very well be useful" came the serious reply.

"Yes, sir. But… he's a civilian!" Beckett clawed for an excuse for Castle not to go undercover with her.

"He's helped us out before, detective, and if he agrees to sign all the right waivers I don't see what the problem is." reasoned the captain.

"It's too dangerous, sir." She said desperately searching between Ryan and Esposito for some support.

Ryan was just glad he wouldn't have to go undercover and make out with his boss, not that she wasn't drop dead gorgeous but it would be…awkward.
Esposito was grinning from ear to ear, this was just too good, Beckett and Castle undercover pretending to be a couple. Tonight couldn't get any better.

"It's a routine operation Beckett. Get him set up and wired." The Captain commanded and walked back to his office. He paused in his doorway, "Oh, and we got word that the club our suspect will be attending tonight is called Wired"

Beckett choked and Castle grinned naughtily.

"You know the place?" Montgomery asked intrigued.

"Yes, sir." Beckett said tingeing a slight pink.

The captain raised his eyebrows in inquiry.

"The dress code is…" began Beckett hesitantly.

"A little more loose than normal at times" Castle supplied smoothly and for once Beckett was grateful for his interjection.

Montgomery shrugged and entered his office.

Beckett sighed in relief at her captain's departure. She really preferred not to be the one to inform her boss that the dress code for women at this club was what could be considered no more than wire. The dresses worn by the women tended to be less dress and more flesh.

Esposito grinned. Correction, tonight just got a whole lot better. He turned to Ryan, "Where do you think she'll hide her gun and badge this time?"

"Where did she hide it last time?" inquired Ryan thinking back to that red dress and the first time they'd seen their boss completely dressed up and decked out.

The men grinned at one another.

"Boys" Beckett barked a warning as she watched all three men drool.

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