thing that relate to me

I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.'

I can't brake im already broken

Hi my name is Katie, I live in Minnesota, USA. IF I WAS IN TWILIGHT I WOULD BE EXCACTLY ALICE! I AM SHORT AND AM A SHOPAHOLIC AND ALWAYS HYPER!! I am a beta now

My hobby's are reading and writing stories and sports like volleyball, dance

I'm almost 13 and my favorite foods are marishino cherry's, pizza, and any thing spicy

I love anything hot and spicy and I absolutely love halapino peppers

Hope yall like my stories remember to review

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

Hilarious Jokes (Read and I guarantee you'll smile)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

So, you're a cannibal.

Rock beats paper. Always.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. (I experience this all the time. Sometimes I don't, because I actually did choke the living daylights out of the jerk who seriously deserved it. yes, I am a violent person. No, you can't change that, so don't try.)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment," she replied.

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

'Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will loose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I can, and I will.'

'Try and run from me and I'll trip you before I kick your ass.'

'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'

'Try me and see what you get.'

'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth'

'Touch me and you will loose a limb.'

'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life hell.'

'I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.'

'I don't give shit what they said because I'm right and they are wrong and I know you can do it.'

'I'll give my life for you because mine isn't as important to me than yours.'

'I never said I was all that, you just assumed it because you wanted me to admit that I think it.'

'Do you really want to try and kick my ass?'

'My name is Emily, and I am abusive to people who grab my ass.'

'Bite me and I'll bite back.'

'Ha! Like I would give a shit if I get in trouble.'

'Next time I see your damn face it better damn well be on a stretcher, because if it's not it will be.'

'You want me, then come get me.'

'You can cry a river of tears as much as you want but in the end they'll disappear when they evaporate from the heat of your anger.'

'Did you just call me a bitch? Too bad because that's what I am.'

'Get me a damn crobar so I can beat you with it.'

'Get your ass ack here so I can kick it.'

'I have no excuse for kicking his ass but that he made my bestfriend cry.'

'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.'

'After every hurtful word you scream at me, every slap you hit me with, everything is broken from you throwing them, I'll stay by yourside as strong as a rock because I know you don't mean it and need me.'

'I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soldier girl does.'

'You need a healthy dose of whoop-ass.'

'I don't cry because you do enough for the both of us.'

'It's hard to break when you are already broken.'

'Don't ask me stupid questions, it pisses me off.'

'I'll fight with the ferocity of a thousand wolves if you come after my friends.'

'Come at me with the intent to kill and one of you might be left standing.'

'I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.'

'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.'

'I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.'

'Before you come complaining to me you might want to think about the difference between your not so bad problem and my haunting past.'

'Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.'

'I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?'

'There is only one thing that could have ever killed me and it has already happened. Congrats guys. You are looking at a zombie!'

'When I said I'll smack you I did. When I said I'll bite you I did. When I said I'll kick your ass I did. What makes you think when I say no I mean yes you dumbass shithead?'

'Fighting for you is all I know how to do.'

'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.'

'I promised you my heart and I never did take back either one.'

'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'

'I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.'

'Do you honestly think that I won't kick your ass because you are the judge's son? I know the Judge, he came to my last bail out.'

'I don't leave you because I know what it feels like to be left.'

'Don't say you understand, because you don't and you will never understand.'

'My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.'