Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy

"Momma?" she asked, "who's that lady next to daddy?" - Just a silly one shot. Revised and edited as of 06/26/2011

When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".

Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.

One lazy February afternoon finds Bella questioning Edward on a small part of their relationship. His response is one Bella will remember for the rest of her life. One-shot. AH.

Edward decides to ease his wife's pain after coming home to find her panting and needy. Oneshot/Drabble.

Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language

Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.

Edward shows Bella his room for the first time. She knows what she wants, but will Edward give in? If he does, will Bella survive the encounter? **rated M for Lemon**

I recognized the tousled dusty bronze head of hair. Edward Cullen. One year above me. I straightened up, looked away and continued my walk home. ONE-SHOT.

Every part of her is perfect for him. A moment they share, set after Breaking Dawn. Vamp!Bella, EPOV

Edward is having a bad day, he meets a happy Bella who makes him change his ways. Will he allow himself to be happy?

Edward Cullen gets more than he thinks he will out of the Forks High School Career Fair. AH/Oneshot

AU/AH: Everything was fine until she stopped swinging in my backyard. I had to go to her. I had to be her friend. I just never thought love would factor in. For the 'When Love Was New' contest.

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!

Mafia and love? Do they even go together? Lemony one-shot. Enjoy! EXB Now with a full story, reviews are needed if the story will be continued!

Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.

This is the beginning of the book i started a long time ago. Please be Kind. It is the story of four people trying to survive the apocolypse that AI had brought about.

AU-AH. It had been 7 months. 229 days. On the 230th day, she got the surprise of her lifetime.

AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.

AU. All Human Oneshot. ExB/Canon. Edward Cullen is the shy nerd at Forks High who is crushing on the beautiful Bella Swan. Thanks to a meddling pixie, his Senior Prom may be more eventful than expected. Complete. 10-17-09 EDIT.

EPOV of "A Kiss with a Side of Fries". All Edward wants is a cup of coffee. He walks into a McDonald's and sees a beautiful brown-haired girl behind the counter. Add spilled fries, a fat lady, and a lot of chemistry, and you get one hot kiss. Now Extended

What happens when Edward convinces Bella to sneak out at 3am to come with him for a suprise? BellaxEdward

Follows Bella and Edward during Breaking Dawn. My twists and turns, giving you what Stephanie Meyer left out. Canon

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Emmett, do I look fat in these jeans?" In which a very human, very pregnant Rosalie asks her husband the feared question, and in which said husband fails epically at dealing with his wife's atomic mood swings. A small lovers' spat ensues. All Human.

And Edward never had a problem with it. That is, until he met Bella Swan. AU/ All Human

Alice persuades Bella to wear a bikini to the beach. After a little clothing malfunction and a lot of embarrassment, how does Edward cheer Bella up? One-shot, ExB. All cannon. Please review!

Bella writes a song and tries to use it to express her feelings for her best friend Edward, who has a girlfriend. Based on the song you belong with me, by Taylor Swift. Songfic Twoshot All Human EdwardXBella

One-Shot. When Bella has an awful day without Edward, he comes to comfort her like only he can. This is for all of you who have had a terrible day.

song-fic. Edward listens to Bella's iPod one night while she is sleeping. He comes across one song by a band called The Maine. Pure Fluff. ExB.

Idea from Mizz-Emz. I have put my iPod on shuffle and then have written a short story based upon the inspiration of the song.

Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.

One shot of Fang and Max after the fifth book, picks up right where book left off with them flying. The first time is always unforgettable.

Why was marriage so important to Edward? He told Bella, “A hundred years from now, when you’ve gained enough perspective to really appreciate the answer, I will explain it to you.” Now the time has come!

For the one hundred and seventy eight UK soldiers who won't be comming back, and for the hundreds of others who will. ExB, All Human, perhaps a little depressing...?

A cute proposal using bxe. Edward places clues around the house until she finds him on his knee

Based from Taylor Swift's song. Bella is a successful singer with a heartbroken past. What happens when she walks on stage and sees the person that caused her heartbreak? How does he feel towards her? Will she ever forgive him? E/B All human. One-shot.

Based from Katy Perry's Thinking of You. Takes place during the early war. Edward has been sent to war, leaving his wife, Bella behind. Jasper and Emmett comes home with bad news, but Bella somehow, still believe he's out there. Is he? All human. One-shot

After a year of softcore, Bella was getting sick and tired of Edward's perfect facade. She decides to crack him, after all - she likes it rough. Oneshot, M for a reason.

Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.

The titles kinda self-explanatory isn't it?

A funny list with all sorts of things that our good friend Emmett might do when bored. One-shot.

Also called "Marvelously Mischievous Methods to Make Mike Miserable". Bella is having a bad day, and when Mike asks her out for the millionth time, she's had it. She writes a list of 50 things she'd like to do to hurt or humiliate Mike. Canon. R&R.

This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.

Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.

What would have happened if Max hadn't run away from Fang in the 3rd book? Major Faxness. My first fan-fic so please R&R. Probably a one-shot. Rated M for mature content.

I'd never given much thought to how I would die-though I'd had reason enough within the past few months-but even if I had, I wouldn't have imagined it quite like this. I knew that if I'd never bought those potato chips, I would not be facing death now..

Mike has the whole week to ask Bella for the school's upcoming spring dance, that is, if Edward would allow him to even get close. Written in Mike Newton's POV. Last chapter up for reading!

Angela teaches Bella some new cute ways to show affection and Bella can't wait to try them on Edward. BxE, one-shot and pure fluff!

Bella gets a headache while at the Cullen's house spending the day with Edward. He nurses her back to health, naturally. Read and review! and not flames please...just constructive critisism please. Hope you like it...Enjoy!

For ParamoreEvanescenceTwilight’s Silence Contest. Bella is Edward’s whole world, so when she dies, he is heartbroken. But, then he finds that not even death can do them apart. One-shot. AH. Winner of Honorable Mention!

Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for lemons, usual pairings.

Edward jumps through Bella's window after having left her a letter explaining his regret over leaving in New Moon. This is a sequel to An Open Window. You don't have to, but I would suggest reading that one first if you haven't already. B/E one-shot

In response to Edward's rules and demands, Bella feels it's only fair she gets to influence his behaviour as well. This is a sequel to The Ultimate Survival Guide.

Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.

For My Valentine" contest entry. The Nomads never show up in the clearing. Edward and Bella go back to school the next day. Starts off at the baseball field and continues through the day of everyone finding out about the new couple.

Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.

Bella is recruited to play volleyball at Rigby Academy, a boarding school. What happens when she becomes teammates and best friends with Alice and Rosalie? Better yet, what happens when she meets the god like Edward Cullen? And then Jake shows up... BxE

Bella gets the hiccups. How does Edward react? And why is Emmett growling? One-shot. Review please!

Months after Edward leaves, Bella finds a letter on her bed. There is only one person who could accomplish such a feat without being noticed. B/E One-shot

After a phone call from her agent telling her that she's landed a role in an upcoming movie, Bella celebrates the good news. B/E AH AU One-shot

Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.

Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!

Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!

Edward and Bella go to the park on a summer day in Forks. One-Shot. Fluff.

Bella gets the flu, and Edward freaks. A really cute piece of fluff. Takes place the summer between T and NM.

EMMETT!" I yelled "What did you shove up her nose?" Her hair was dyed a horrendous electric blue with iguana green stripes. Oh my god. "And WHAT did you do to her hair?" Funny! R&R!

Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot

The night before Halloween, Bella and Edward have a pumpkin carving contest. Who will win? All human, B/E. One-shot

Max checks the gang into the hotel. All the room partners have been decided and that leaves Max sharing a room with Fang. Do Max and Fang finally give in to temptation? Rated M 16 for sex and adult themes.

1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E

Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot

For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!

The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!

Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!

An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.

THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!

One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.

For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE

Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT

Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.

All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.

On a particularly sunny day in Forks, Edward is left at home while Bella goes to school. How much mischief can one vampire possibly find in an eight-hour period? One-shot

Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!

It's exactly how it sounds.

AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.

The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!

Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!

Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE

A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?

We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.

It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!

Edward and Bella's first experience of sex! Sweet, hot and steamy! [ Outtake of story 'Blood Berries', but you don't have to have read that to read this ] RATED 'M' FOR A REASON !

As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff

“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”

The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.