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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from -Unknown Author I am team Bellward/Percabeth/Delena :D Bella's outfit in Chapter 7: Feed back to all reviews to Edward's Return and What It Brings: Thank you all for reviewing. I know you're sad its the end but you can find a lot of stories like this that are way better than mine. Also, I'm planning on writing a story about The Vampire Diaries or Percy Jackson :D Thanks for all the great advice, support, and reviews. It really means a lot to me. You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! (I love Twilight, but I have to agree with this one, Percy Jackson OWNS!) I am obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians! I think Percabeth is better than Romeo and Juliet! I think that Edward and Bella are tied with Percy and Annabeth! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire PoseidonChick101 ArabellaVioletGray AnnabethIsTheBest xXxPercy'sWiseGirlxXx The Percy Jackson pledge: List the 12 Olypian Gods in your order of favoritism: List your 5 favorite Campers (favoritism again): ~If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. ~You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times PERCABETH FOREVER!! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!). -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!) -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey 1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? 2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite? 3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Which book from the series was your favorite? Why? Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite? This or That Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Prachel? I have read all of the books in less than 2 hours. True I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. Is there any such thing as Percy and Rachel fluff? Percy Rachel, well i am Percabeth all the way, so I would probably push her off of a cliff. (I mention this often.) Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson 98 of deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2 that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig. If you want to push rachel elizabeth dare of a cliff copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. How would you feel if Annabeth dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Annabeth? I would probably laugh and then say casually, "Luv ya too!" Quotes From The Lightning Thief Movie, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile If You Loved The Movie: Get up and fight...hero. ~ Annabeth I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just don't know if they're positive or negative yet. ~ Annabeth Well, let me know when you figure it out. ~ Percy You'll be the first. ~ Annabeth She will squash you like a bug. ~ Grover I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. ~ Annabeth Well I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. ~ Percy That was some nice demigod driving, girl. ~ Grover I USED TO DATE YOUR DADDY! ~ Medusa Promise me one thing, though; if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass. ~ Luke I can't pee with her staring at me! ~ Grover I'm going crazy! Ohhh, I'm going crazy! I need medicine. ~ Percy Come on, man. That's my mother right there. Have some respect. ~ Percy Ooh, double team. ~ Grover Chiron, you still got that wheelchair? He'll need it. ~ Luke Shouldn't we stop her? She's killing him. ~ Grover Are you kidding? This is the best part. ~ Chiron Now's not a good time, Perce. We're heading to the chapel! ~ Grover Oh, how romantic. ~ Annabeth LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! LET'S STOP FOR THE NIGHT! ~ Percy Woah, you're really going to kill the guy who saved the world? ~ Grover You're half-donkey? ~ Percy This is a pen! ~ Percy Click it. ~ Grover Woah! ~ Percy IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Ponder on this... Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared Him... He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..." If it wasn't for God, our week would be Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday. So believe in GOD!! He made everything possible. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this NEW School Prayer: Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." This is to all the people who: ✿You say Harry Potter, I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile! If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile! If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you think that Damon and Elena were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. Hi. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. YEHHHH! 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. YEHHH! 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. MHM! 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. YEHH 10. You were too busy to notice number five was missing. YESS! LOL 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. YES! LOL 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. ABSOLUTELY LOL 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. I DID:) If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.. When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?" I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. "You'll never find another like me. You know why?? No girl is stupid enough to love you like i do. "And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?" "I prefer brunettes." -Edward, Eclipse When you hurt, i hurt. when you cry, i cry. when you fight, i fight. when you jump off a bridge, i get a paddle and save your retarded ass. DO THIS!! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- PERSONAL SURVEY Name: Elaine Michelle Birthday:April 29th Birthplace: not tellin Current Location: home Eye Color:Brown Hair Color: Brown Height:5'1" Right or Left Handed:right Heritage: IDK Shoes You Wore Today: Converse Weakness: rollercoasters Fears: Snakes, spiders Perfect Pizza:extra cheese Bed Time: When Ever I Feels Like It Most Missed Memory: my friends Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: single Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way, baby! Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do You Smoke: no Do you sing: Yes, but only when forced to or in the shower Do You Wish to go to College: Duh. Do You Want to Get Married: YES! Do you believe in Yourself: Definitely! Do you get Motion Sickness: No Do You Think You Are Attractive: Hell, no Are You A Health Freak: Not Really Do You Get Along With Your Parents: NO! WHO does Do You Play An Instrument: Yes, Clarinet/Flute In The Past Month Have You Gone To A Mall: no In the Past Month Have You Been On Stage: if you count the school awards, YES! How Do You Want To Die: of old age What Do You Want to Do With Your Life: something with movies, music, or archaeology What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: Italy In A Boy... bear in mind.. personality is more important than anything, but if I'm being shallow... Favorite Eye Color: Green Favorite Hair Type And Color: Messy Black Hair Short or Long Hair: Short, but long enough to mess up :D Favorable Height: Around 5'11, but I probably couldn't reach him if he was that tall. ha! I could always pull an Alice, though. Weight: average Personality: Funny, Smart, Loving, Caring, Generous, Brave, and completely and utterly insane! Back To Me... Number of Things In My Past I Regret: Nothing. I don't believe in Regrets A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn How long did it take you to read the books? A week Who introduced you to the books My brother Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? borrowed at first, then got them for my birthday Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Well, I've seen the movie and own the book, so Midnight Sun What's your dream ending to the series? The Cullens killing the Volturi Favorites: Damon Salvatore Who's your favorite vampire? Damon Salvatore Who is your favorite werewolf? I like Leah & Seth for some reason...? What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "You're quite adorable when you're jealous. It's surprisingly enjoyable." -Edward Cullen (Eclipse) What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When Jacob imprinted on Renesmee, and Bella tried to kill him. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When Alice goes all Bella Barbie on Bella. What was your favorite adventure/battle? When Bella went to save Edward from the Volturi. Which book cover was your favorite? Breaking Dawn Are these books among your favorite books of all? i dont know. its a tie between The Twilight Saga and The Vampire Diaries New Moon or Eclipse? New Moon Eclipse or Twilight? Twilight Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun! Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun! The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? I prefer the book Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother. If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash. The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse. "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous "I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous "Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous "Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous "My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite. Damon! Damon! Damon! Damon! Damon! Damon! Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore! if you are like katherine and like both stefan and damon and are confused who you like more hurry up and choose so we can either hate or love you. If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile. If you saw damons abs and wanted to go into the tv and just lick them ... try and then copy and paste this to your profile. If you are absolutly in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste. If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile. If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) ) If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this. If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Damon salvatore is sexy copy and paste this to your profile If you think about marrying Damon Salvatore on a daily basis If you have punched somebody because they said damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever scared someone by saying got any blood to drink or the steak needs to be more bloody copy and paste this to your profile If you are absoulutley positivley in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post thus to your profile If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever screameed because you saw damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever seen Damon Salvatore shirtless Copy and paste this to your profile If you agree with Damon that Anee rice was better Copy and paste this to your profile If all you do all day is think of Damon salvatore copy and paste this to your profile AV is Addicted to Vampires WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome JNTDD is Jacob Needs to Die Disorder SVAGD Sparkly Vampires Are Gay Disorder 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile. this is so funny omd i have multiple personality disorder meet : Katherine,Katie,Kat,Katerina,Katrina, (Im Katherine right now) say hi im kidding or am i? 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die? I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding. I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me? When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids. There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!! If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool? You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Americans: THATS NOT FUNNY! We're suing! (this is just so true.) Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many... Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them. I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there. Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ever notice that in star wars when darth vader tells luke he is his father, he cuts off lukes hand? i think that is pretty cool, then he gets a new hand! i so wanted to cut my hand off after watching it! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. When in doubt, make up words! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!: This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination. (o)(o) If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile( i should pry take this one of, i died last week) ~if you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. News from the file marked "DUH" Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Smile- its the end of the world(: I'm going to smile...and make you think I'm happy...I'm going to laugh...so you don't see me cry...and even if it kills...I'm going to smile. The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up. Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me. There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised. You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel. Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either? A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine." If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care. Smile it makes them think your happy Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 1.Damon 2.Katherine 3.Elena 4.Stefan 5.Anna Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Your One and Only Wish 1. 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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09 Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school From elmental dragon sword "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every damn minute of it." --Unknown Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again "Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!) I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.) "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin "You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Why are the Force and duct tape the same?- Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide I don't obsess! I think intensely. Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways. It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. "Never hire a colorblind electrician." "If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Maybe this world is another planet's hell." "Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug." "I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." "Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it." "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club. You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Education is important; school however, is another matter. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic. I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." “I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V. Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style. So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head. Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face. I love my computer, because my friends live in it. I'm the person your mother warned you about. Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research. I hear voices, and they don't like you. Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? You are the piss to my pants. Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. It doesn’t mater if you win or lose, but it matters if I win or lose. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it. There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? It’s not cheating unless you get caught. I’ve got a problem for your solution. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded. Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing. I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on. The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you. Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour. It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’. I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time. Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this. If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this. If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get annoyed by people who constantly say 'like', copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! (That rite there isGENIOUS! Now I have a new way to play RPS! Schweet!) A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!! At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney. Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.(I love this one!) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile -If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile. -If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile. If you act nice but are secretly planning world domination in the form of evil peanut eating rabbits copy this into your profile. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone. Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public. Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull. When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figgur out how you did it. When life gives you lemons, throw it right back at life and tell it to make it's own damn lemonade! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm not random, I just have many tho- CHEESEBURGER! My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet! There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Top 72 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28. Hold an auction. 29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. 31. Throw a rave. 32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." 33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 35. Have a heated debate with yourself. 36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 37. Drum on every available surface. 38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 42. Propose to the other passengers. 43. Challenge people to duels. 44. Sell girl scout cookies. 45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. 46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. 49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. 50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. 51. Shout "Food fight!" 52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce! 56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 57. Make sushi. 58. Shave. 59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 61. Practice your kung fu. 62. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" 64. Fly a model airplane. 65. Do yoga. 66. Play the accordion 67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. 68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word 72. Say 'I wonder what all these do?' Then push all the red buttons. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile Send Message. Subscribe . Favoriteforums: My Forumssince: 06-16-09, id: 1972420, Profile Updated: 03-12-10country: USA Hello to all my fellow creators, writers, and RPG players! The only thing I can think to say is... I am so into Naruto, and other Anime/Magna that it's not even funny so... "be prepaired!" (LoL love Disney movies) Warning!: I have a ridiculously long profile. Feel free to skim and skip as you please. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzUK9PirFQY&feature=related Ya'll should check this out. It's FANTASTIC!! If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (Uh, I think I do that HALF the time I talk XD) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump b! 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! 98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music. 98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. NAILS IN THE FENCE There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his tem- per at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.' It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you! If it comes back to you, you will then know you have a circle of friends. YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED! Please forgive me if I have ever left a 'hole' in your fence. You know you're obsessed with PJO when... You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" You cried when you finished TLO You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You dream about PJO every night. (I had this dream about Janus. He was forcing me to decide -.-) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD) You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!) You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!) DAMON: Nostalgia is a bitch. BONNIE: I've been practicing. DAMON: It ain't piano lessons, honey. Damon [to Alaric: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass! Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother. Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite. John: "Hey, partner!" Damon: You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampires. What did you think was gonna happen? Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody. Damon: The only one I can count on is... me. Damon: I really like this whole menage a, threesome, team thing. It has a bit of a kick to it. Don't screw it up. Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try. Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill. Bonnie: If you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna scream. Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase! Damon: I think I know what can help you. Damon: I'm getting really bored and really impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient. Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are. Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only permitting me to live here ... hell, that you're permitting me to live. Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it. Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped! Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud. Damon [on Stefan's journal: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives. Vicki: I know you. Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it. Damon: Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped. Damon: You have no idea what game I'm about to play. Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that. Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to. Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message. Damon: You brood too much, everything on this planet's not you're fault... My actions, what I do its not you're fault. I own them. They belong to me. You are not allow to feel my guilt. Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I? Damon: Today has been a no-good, very-bad day. Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis. Elena: How long until he's back to normal? Damon: Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with Damon Salvatore!! STEFAN CAN GO FUCK A BUNNY!!! DAMON/ELENA FOREVER!!! is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime Congratulations!! If you're reading this you finally made it to the end of my ridiculously long profile!! You get a cookie!! |
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