Dark Schtroumpfhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Stargate: SG-1, and Draka series. I'm a sci-fi fan and member of the SpaceBattles forum where I discovered that fanfics didn't have to be lame childish/slash stories written by rabid fanboys/girls with disastrous language skills ;-) What else would you want to know ? I have a passion for aviation. I traveled around the world (though it took me 16 years). My mother tongue is French but I'm thinking and writing in English just as fluently. Anything else you want to know, PM me. My fics are set in a crossover universe, mixing S.M. Stirling's Drakas and the famous Stargate TV series. Snakepit is volume one, so to speak. The other two stories (Rebirth of the Janissaries and Loving on the Edge of a Blade) are set in the interim between the end of Snakepit and the upcoming Stars of Iron volume II. |
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Tiger's Spring by BobBQ reviews
[Canceled] A loner seeking answers. An outcast seeking acceptance. A hero seeking purpose. Each left a mark on the Zone, just as it marked them.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,706 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 6/17/2009
Soul of Silicon by Mist Archon reviews
The nightmare is finally over for Mei Yun. As for Proxima, at last he is free.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,644 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Synthetic/Android, Alien/Xenomorph, Human, OC - Complete
What the Hell Happened Here ! by The Sithspawn reviews
Farscape The Matrix crossover: John Crichton returns to Earth after being gone for centuries but Earth isn't as he remembered it. Dead as of 22/03/2015
Crossover - Farscape & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,454 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 8/17/2004 - J. Crichton, OC, Neo - Complete
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard, Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dust of the Stars by bryan0711 reviews
The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 323,498 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, W. Adama
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,361 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
More Tales from the Black Millenium by Michael Khale reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Mass Effect: Iron Rebirth by Mashadar reviews
Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shepard
Emergence by Brasc reviews
When a survey team for the Domination of the Draka discovers alien ruins on Mars, Earth - and the galaxy at large - will never be the same.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Draka series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,415 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010
Dead Space: Ouroboros by Leks Bronks reviews
Step One: Be mindful of psychological rejection. Latest editing update: 11/06/17 (yes - STILL editing this monster!)
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 205,737 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D.
Empress in the shadows by voider reviews
The story of a Goa’uld who lacked the insanity of her race, her rise to power and the birth of an empire.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008
Something Wicked This Way Comes by D1SS1DENT reviews
"When the blazing sun is gone,When the nothing shines upon,Then you show your little light,Twinkle, twinkle, all the night." - Aegis VII, final transmission.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - J. Garson
Crygate: Raptor 1 by Lone-ranger1 reviews
Nomad and Psycho have just entered a much larger world, but it's going to get even bigger than they'd ever dreamed when the SGC steps in to defend Earth from an alien invasion. They'll start with Earth, and push on from there.UP FOR ADOPTION.DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Crysis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Welcome to City 17 by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,384 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
Graveyard Shift by Peptuck reviews
A Spectre. A colony. A beacon. An enemy. A prophecy. A ship. A crew. A threat that could end civilization as they knew it. And from all of these things....a hero. In-depth Mass Effect Novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Garson
Terra's Tears by Xeal II reviews
Years have passed since the exile of the Sky People. Communication with Earth has been lost and all dare to hope that mankind has abandoned any attempt at reconquest. The appearance of a heavily armed warship in orbit changes everything.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rhino, Shocker - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
A Colonial Sunset by Xeal II reviews
Memories of Galactica persist long after her journey into the sun, even as the old Colonials and Cylons pass into the next world, leaving their descendants alone on this Earth. This is the story of those lost 150,000 years between then and now.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,398 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L. Adama/Apollo
Otherworld by Turrasta reviews
AU SG1/Atlantis/BSG-2003/Halo/B5 X-Over . In the year 2187, Earth has its first encounter with the Goa'uld, which sparks the beginning of a galaxy spanning war. Some violence, swearing, etc. Over 40 thousand hits!
Crossover - TV X-overs & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,371 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
Dawn Of A New Age by JA Baker reviews
A rift in the space-time continuum provides the Earth Alliance with the weapons it needs to defeat the Minbari at Battle of the Line, and the galaxy will never be the same again...
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,612 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
The Marker by Turrasta reviews
Halo/Dead Space X-over. The UNSC mining ship Ishimura picks up a mysterious ancient artefact... Rated for violence, gore and frequent coarse language.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Seven Guns for Naraka Prime by Storm Archon reviews
Facing ruin at the hands of armed raiders, a colony on the frontier of known space turns to hired mercenaries for help. Seven unlikely warriors answer the call, but soon find themselves facing something far more dangerous than simple human killers.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 101,538 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007
Stargate: Return of the Ancients, Season 1, Ep 5 by Aer-ki Jyr reviews
Episode, "Homecoming"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium by Michael Khale reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Terminator: The Battlestar Chronicles, The Mission by bryan0711 reviews
Part I:At Kobol, terminators are discovered in the Colonial Fleet. Together, the terminators and Colonials must face the relentless Cylon armada as it attempts to obliterate the Colonials and find Earth to end the cycle of man versus machine.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,575 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Last Gasp of the Atlantia by Xeal II reviews
Admiral Nagala fights his final battle aboard the battlestar Atlantia, remembering the words of his old comrade, Adama, as the one-sided war draws to its inevitable conclusion.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2009 - W. Adama - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Welcome to the Regiment by Lord Ironwolf reviews
It's not easy being a woman in the 40K universe. Especially for a female Commissar assigned to an all male regiment.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2007
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 8,819 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 2,502 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Stars of Iron Snakepit Vol 2 reviews
This is the continuation of Snakepit, a Draka-SG crossover. AU, Earth here is Drakaverse Earth post-Final War. Consider a distant parallel universe to the original SGverse. Will earn its M rating.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Draka series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,954 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Ba'al
Rebirth of the Janissaries Snakepit interlude 1 reviews
First in a series of interludes in the Snakepit Draka-Stargate crossover universe. Draka veterans are called to train the new generation of Tollan soldiers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010
Loving on the edge of a bladeSnakepit interlude 2 reviews
Taking off where the last chapter of Snakepit ended, the story of Ann Rayner as she learns to cope with her mental transformation. Set in my Stargate-Draka crossover verse read the main story first !
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2010
Snakepit A Stargate Draka crossover reviews
During the war opposing Anubis and an alliance of Goa'uld System Lords, one damaged mothership stumbles upon the Drakaverse solar system post Final War, and unleashes something even more ruthless than the Goa'uld. Rated M for good reasons and very AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Draka series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 209,975 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
