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Joined 12-21-08, id: 1777369, Profile Updated: 12-06-10

Author has written 27 stories for Eureka, Bones, NCIS, Stargate: SG-1, and Warehouse 13.

Welcome to my humble abode. Please feel free to stay awhile and look around.
I kindly ask that you refrain from disturbing my...current guests.
They seem to believe they're being held here against their will. Anyway please enjoy yourself. Oh and help yourself to anything in the fridge. (laughs evilly)

Name: InuGhost2.0
Age: Unable to determine. Appears to be in his early twenties.
Best Known for: The humor stories he writes along with the various outtakes he does for numerous shows.
A strange individual who lives by a complex honor code, yet enjoys causing mischief throughout his various stories. He has excellent recolection, and uses it to come up with innumerable ways to be applied to his many stories. He usually prefers to write humor stories, but has been known to dabble in romance, and horror "whenever the mood strikes him.". Has been described to have a dark and morbid sense of humor at times. He is also been known to on occasion find it utterly hilarious to push people's buttons on purpose.

Name: Seshin
Age: Refuses to tell
Relation to InuGhost2.0: Unknown.
They're relationship is complicated, but it is certain the two are close friends since Seshin is second in command to InuGhost2.0 He seems to trust her most of all and she is personally in charge of the private security of the island. We do know that she is about 1/2 a year younger than InuGhost2.0, and is as crazy as he is. We also know that the two have actually battled and it appears they are about equal in strength, particularly due to Seshin's knowledge of TaeKwonDo and InuGhost's balance and range of motion. She is especially known for being the comic book fan.

Name: Vincent
Age: Unknown
Relation to InuGhost2.0: Unknown
Vincent is shrouded in mystery. Little is known about him and that is how he wants it. If InuGhost2.0 is all about comedy and romance then Vincent is for violence and horror. He and InuGhost are respectful of each other, but otherwise hate each other. Vincent is head of InuGhost2.0's security force and is a very dangerous individual. It has been confirmed that the two have come to blows on multiple occassions, yet the outcome of each bout was inconclusive. One of the most noticable features of Vincent is his emotionless state. Vincent has been heard to say that emotions are nothing but a weakness. He rarely smiles, and when he does it always bodes ill for someone.

The island's security is mainly composed of former S.P.E.C.T.E.R. and K.A.O.S. employees, who seem to be quite happy working for InuGhost2.0 It appears they were taken in after the death(s) and incarcerations of their employers.

Question of the Week (Where some random or insane question I have is posted for others to see)
1/24/09: If Bones was president would everyone be allowed to have a gun?
1/27/09: How would Bones, Booth and the Squints deal with that gopher from CaddyShack?
2/2/09: If Bones and/or Booth was/were forced to deal with Dr. House how long before House got himself shot again?
2/6/09: How would Bones and Booth deal with a Flight from Hades?
2/10/09: What would happen if all the Squints had guns?
2/13/09: Bones high like in "The Man in the Wall" while on a sugar high, a caffine bender, and ticked off about someone stealing a skeleton from the lab. Anyone else scared by this?
2/17/09: What would happen if Bones actually got hooked on RPG?
2/24/09: What does Abby do on her days off?
2/24/09: What did Gibbs do in his time off before he started working on his boat?
2/28/09: What would be better 'Bones of the Jungle' or 'Booth of the Jungle'? (George of the Jungle parody)
3/7/09: How long would a suspect last if they were being interogated by Booth and Gibbs? (Not so much Good Cop/Bad Cop, as it probably be Bad Cop/Worse Cop.)
3/7/09: Bones vs. Ziva...who would win?
3/12/09: Is Bones more of a one-piece, or two-piece bathing suit person? And what color would said swimwear be?
3/19/09: The NCIS team singing 'In the Navy'. (Yes I know its not a question, but it's been stuck in my head since watching 'Down Periscope')
3/25/09: If Booth and Bones had a daughter what kind of trouble would a guy wanting to date her go through?
3/29/09: What does Sweets' do on his days off? For that matter what about Booth and Bones?
3/31/09: If Cool people are those who are too cool to follow trends or start them, then doesn't that make Goths and Loners cool? (They usually don't follow trends.)
4/5/09: If you asked Cam, Hodgins, & Zach if Bones likes Booth and they agreed, but Bones didn't agree. Then does that mean "3 out of 4 doctors agree that Bones likes Booth."?
4/14/09: If a human turned vampire gains strength, speed, and stamina. What would happen if a mutant became a vampire? (Ex: Wolverine.)
4/20/09: Is Bones drunk anything like when she was high?
4/30/09: When Bones was a teenager was she any different from how she is now?
5/3/09: Was dressing up a cadaver the wildest thing Booth did in college? (Note if there is more that is know, I've only caught the first 5 minutes of Thursday Bones)
5/4/09: What if the bones did speak to Bones?
5/13/09: What if Angela's father had gotten more than 1 tattoo for Hodgins. Where would he put it?
5/14/09: When your dizzy stationary objects move around and spin. However what if the object, say a ceiling fan, is already spinning. Would it then appear stationary?
5/19/09: 'Mayhem on the Cross' what if it was Bones and not Booth that was aware of their feelings for the other? (Note: will become an outtake once I write the episode)
5/25/09: How would Abby kill someone without leaving any forensic evidence?
8/8/10: (In regards to Warehouse 13) Are there other individuals or organizations that are trying to collect artifacts aside from H.G. Wells?

InuGhost's saying about life
If at first you don't succeed, don't take the class again.
The bigger they are the harder you hit, and run away.
If you fail a class or can't get into the college you wanted to, you can always tell yourself its only a dream while curled up in the fetal position in the corner.
Never insult a woman's cooking if she has ready access to anything she can throw at you, unless you have a friend to hide behind.
The quickest way to the top is to take out your competition.
Just because you sit in the back of the classroom, doesn't mean the teacher can't hear you whispering up front.
If they're constantly smiling they are either on something or psychotic. Either way approach with caution.
If you want something done right, then hire someone who can do it.
Act first, then think up a good excuse.
Almost everyone is considered normal, if you compare them to the football fans who don't wear shirts in 10 degree weather.
You are considered normal up until you ask the psychiatrist if your normal.
Hades hath no fury to a woman scorned, nor as many friends to help make your life miserable.
Life is like wine, fine in small sips but too much at once could kill you.
He who fights and runs away, is considered a coward for the rest of high school.
Use big words and carry a stick, that way your enemies have twice the headaches.
Those who can are usually the ones stuck explaining it to those who can't.
He who laughs last, took the longest to get it. He who laughs last, probably didn't get it.
If you can't think of any reason why the college wouldn't accept you, then why worry.
Divine Punishment for students is being forced to deal with Student Services and/or the Counselor's Office.
If life was fair we'd all be making 3 million a week.
You should only have to live up to your own expectations.
If you can't beat them, then hire someone who can. And if that doesn't work then buy out the company and fire all those who can beat you.
You know your wanted, when you make the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List.
I am woman, I AM NOT HELPLESS! (Blame Seshin for this one)
Don't bother trying to conquer Europe unless your below average height. (It worked for Napoleon and Hitler)
A person's will to live is stronger than anything.
People are weird. No matter how well you know them, they will still do things you didn't predict.
The actions of a few sometimes reflect the wishes of others.
People are stupid. People will believe a lie. Either because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid its true. (Terry Goodkind, Wizard's First Rule)
People who do things the hard way may just enjoy the frustration.
A person's ego is a very dangerous thing.
Decking your boyfriend for being an idiot can be considered therapeutic.
If your in a hurry then traffic will be against you, but if your trying to take your time then traffic will no be a hinderance.
The one day you don't bring your textbook to class is the day when your actually going to need it. The coralary is also true. As is class being canceled if you stay up all night finishing a paper.
Sometimes you are forced to choose between carrying your past, or unloading it. Sometimes its best to forget the past and move on.
One of the better ways to deal with depression is to focus on what makes you happy for awhile.
The quickest way to strike fear into the hearts of children is for a parental unit to yell their entire name.
A person's reputation takes years to build and only seconds to utterly destroy.

InuGhost2.0's Laws of TV Shows

This is an ever growing list because the unwritten laws of TV are in a constant state of flux. They are subject to change at any given notice.
1. Minor Characters can only kill Minor Characters. They are utterly incapable of killing or permenantly injuring Major Characters.
2. In major battles where fists are flying, and energy/spirit blasts are constantly blowing up. Both combatants will lose their shirts near the begining of the fight. (Most prevelant in Animes)
3. Characters never need to go to the bathroom unless it either advances the plot, or can be used for comedic purposes.
4. Characters never get sick. Except if it will advance the plot, or create more tension in an episode since they're not around. (I.E. NCIS trying to solve a case if Abby's home sick with the Flu)

Questions that InuGhost2.0 wants answered, yet will likely never be answered

How did that skeleton get that way in that 'Bones' episode? The one that had its hands and feet practically tied together (At begining of the episode)
Bones (The Verdict in the story)

What was in the case the Bomb Squad got 'trigger happy' with? What were they smuggling?
NCIS (Switch)

Miroku's grandfather fought Naraku 50 years ago, and several times before that. Naraku was created 50 years ago. So how the bloody ding dong could the old guy fight Naraku before 50 years ago!!
(InuYasha)

Why does Dr. Brennan insist on dressing like Wonder Woman for every Halloween? And where did she get the costume?
Bones (The Mummy in the Maze)

How does Gibbs plan on getting that boat out of his basement?
(NCIS)

In the episode 'Honor Code' the bald man who was involved in the kidnapping, isn't he the same guy whose keeping tabs on 'The Frog' for the CIA?
NCIS (Honor Code, & Season 4)

In the 'Iron Man' movie a magnet is keeping the shrapnel from piercing Tony Stark's heart. So couldn't they potentially use a larger magnet or a MRI to pull the shrapnel out altogether? House did it with a bullet in some guys head. Also how in the world do you get electricity in a cave? Wouldn't it take a giant generator or something?
(Iron Man)

Where is Beverly Barlow? What is the Consortium and what is their goal? What has happened to the artifact? (Energy can't be created or destroyed) Whatever happened to: Lowjack, Spencer, and Taggert?
(Eureka)

Will they ever catch the 'Gravedigger'? Hodgins swore to see him behind bars after he and Dr. Brennan were buried alive.
Bones (Aliens in the spaceship) (Resolved, and hopefully she goes away for a long time. Now if only they couldv'e had Max Keenan interrogate her.)

Does anyone actually read this stuff, or is it just a waste of space?
(InuGhost2.0's profile)

Whatever happened to Sully? He left on his boat saying he'd return in a year's time, and yet he hasn't. (And yes I know it was a way to write him off, yet still curious if he'll ever return. Maybe next season if Booth and Bones get together.)

Who did Bones call after Pickering asked that question. The person who killed the security review so thoroughly Pickering's note were to be destroyed. What was Bones involved in anyway?
(Woman in the Car)

At least once every season there is an episode featuring House as a patient in the hospital. Is this due to the writters, or by a request from Hugh Laurie?
(House)

Bones and Booth are now seeing Dr. Sweets effectively rendering Dr. Wyatt moot. So have we seen the last of him, or will he show up again? (Based upon possibly seeing Dr. Wyatt in a preview for an upcomming episode.)
(Bones) (Resolved, and man am I getting good at IDing people quickly or what. Now excuse me while I celebrate.)

Where did Angela's father drop Hodgins off at? I know it was a desert, but I think the nearest desert is on the other side of the country. Though I could be wrong.
(The Science in the Physicist)

Where are the artifacts that McPherson stole/collected from Warehouse 13. They are still missing and unaccounted for and as such one has to worry about them falling into the wrong hands.

Favorite Authors
1. Terry Brooks
2. Terry Goodkind
3. Robert Jordan (May he rest in Peace)
4. James Patterson (May he rest in Peace also)
5. Frank Herbert and his son
6. Clive Cussler
7. Jack Higgins
8. Tom Clancy
9. J.K. Rowling
10. George R.R. Martin
(Basically give me fantasy books and I'm happy. _)

Favorite Shows
1. Eureka
2. NCIS
3. Bones
4. MythBusters
5. Numbers
6. House
7. Total Drama Island
8. InuYasha
9. StarGate SG1
10. Get Smart
11. YuYu Hakusho
12. Code Lyoko
13. Justice League
14. Boston Legal
15. Rurouni Kenshin
16. 7 Days
17. Chase
18. Estate of Panic
19. Batman: The Brave and the Bold
20. Justice League
21. Whose Line is it Anyway?
22. The Big O
23. Deadliest Warrior (What can I say I enjoyed the History and the Brutality. Plus when the Apache killed the Gladiator at the end I was on my feet cheering in victory.)
24. Nash Bridges
25. Warehouse 13
26. Titan Maximum

Favorite Movies
1. Clue (It's hard finding a movie funnier than this)
2. Get Smart
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Robin Hood Men in Tights
5. Music and Lyrics (Anyone else noticing a pattern here?)
6. James Bond: View to a Kill (Christopher Walken as a villan. Nuff said)
7. She's the Man
8. The Blues Brothers
9. Stardust (Proof that Robert De Niro is secure in his masculinity)
10. CaddyShack (Its all about the gopher)
11. Underworld Series
12. She's the Man
13. Scary Movie
14. Scary Movie 2
15. Dragon Heart
16. Sherlock Holmes
17. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
18. James Bond: Goldfinger
19. James Bond: You Only Live Twice
20. James Bond: Thunderball

Favorite Villains
1. Wadsworth/Mr. Body(Clue)
2. Ari Haswari (NCIS)
3. Apophis (StarGate SG1)
4. Blofeld (James Bond)
5. Naraku
6. Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
7. Kagato
8. The Joker
9. Gibbs (Titan Maximum not NCIS)

Favorite Characters
1. Chris (Total Drama Island) (I like his insanity and the tortures he unleashes upon the campers, plus I try to cause as much trouble as he does.)
2. Abby (NCIS)
3. Jo Lupo (Eureka)
4. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
5. Saito (Rurouni Kenshin)
6. Sojiro Seta (Rurouni Kenshin)
7. Hymie the Robot (Get Smart (tv series))
8. Richard Rahl.

Favorite Games
1. Super Smash Brothers Brawl
2. Baldur's Gate Series (Why did it only have to be a trilogy(Cries))
3. StarWars Battlefront 2
4. Battle For MiddleEarth 2
5. Age of Empries 3
6. Age of Mythology
7. Lego Indiana Jones
8. Ghostbusters the VideoGame

Songs (Some of the ones I like, and the driving force behind some of my stories)
1. Kryptonite (Helped with Gone to Soon)
2. Breaking the Habit (The song behind 'The Final Case)
3. You Know my Name
4. View to a Kill
5. It's Terror Time Again
6. Everything that you do
7. Crazy Sunshine
8: A World without Danger
9. Feels just like I'm falling for the First Time
10. I'm Back
11. In the Navy
12. My Sacrifice
13. Wherever, Whenever, Whatever

Most Hated Villains (Simply villains that have little to no redeeming qualities and InuGhost2.0 feels they deserve a painful demise)
1. Emperor Jagang the Just. (For those who've read the 'Sword of Truth' series you know who he is, and why he's number one on this list. I would elaborate to his crimes, but I'm keeping this under an R rating. Also for the record he's anything but Just.)
2. Queen Cersei Lannister. ("A song of Fire and Ice" Her efforts to remain in power have cost numerous people their lives, and has opened the kingdom up for invasion by the rightful heir to the throne.)
3. Ariia. ("Eagle Eye" I'm not even going to bother. See the movie or check Wikipedia for an explanation. My only regret is that it ended too quickly for that...thing.)

Results of Past Polls
This Season Booth and Bones are rumored to sleep together. How do you think this will happen?
5. During a stakeout. (1/21)
4. One or both drunk at the time. (2/21) While they are undercover. (2/21)
3. Something else. (3/21)
2. One or both finally admits their feelings for the other. (4/21) Stuck sharing a hotel room with one bed. (4/21)
1. Comforting each other after a traumatic event. (5/21)

Should Booth and Bones be together? (Asked solely because InuGhost 2.0's mother thinks they shouldn't be since it would end the show.)
2. No. (0/4)
2. Maybe. (0/4)
1. Yes. (4/4)

Who is your Favorite Character? (Eureka)
6. Allison Blake (2/42 4)
5. Douglas Fargo (3/42 7) Nathan Stark (3/42 7)
4. Henry Decon (4/42 9)
3. Zoe Carter (6/42 14)
2. Jo Lupo (9/42 21)
1. Jack Carter (15/42 35)

Favorite Quotes
Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigaretts, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
(The Blues Brothers)

Chris: (Pushes detonator causing more explosions) We had a few explosives left over and I...(gets evil look) just hate to waste. (pushes detonator again causing even more explosions)
(Total Drama Island, Ep 11)

Siegfried: Zis is KAOS ve don't shush here!
(Get Smart)

Captain Shakespeare: Ever try to get blood-stains out of a silk shirt?...Nightmare!
(Stardust)

Victor: He's with me.
Agent Matthews: Wait a minute. I'm not with him with him. It's not like that.
Victor: (Smirking) Come on, Muffin.
(Miss Congeniality)

Victor: (With Pride) My God. I did it.
Gracie Lou: (Smiling) And if anyone…anyone…tries to hurt one of my new friends I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they’d wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank, you Kathy.
Stan: (Only one clapping)
Victor: (Disappointed) A brief shining moment, and then that mouth.
(Miss Congeniality)

Seshin: InuGhost2.0 you've offically hit spork zone.
InuGhost2.0: Oh come on, I haven't beaten the topic to death that badly have I?
(Conversations with Seshin) Spork Zone-InuGhost2.o won't shut up about something and has dug down to rock bottom and is still attempting to dig with a spork

Maxwell Smart: Now I'll leave and you follow right behind me, and don't forget to kill the light. (Opens closet door and exits the closet)
Hymie: (Removes gun from the waistband of his pants takes careful aim and 'kills' the light before exiting the closet also)
(Get Smart, Back to the Old Drawing Board)

Joker: If your good at something never do it for free.
(Batman: The Dark Knight)

Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other Women's?
Colonel Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Colonel Mustard: Five.
Mrs. White: Yes, just five. Men should be like Kleenex-soft, strong, and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable!
(Clue)

Wadsworth: (Has just gotten off the phone with J. Edgar Hoover and is looking exhausted) Officer!
Cop: Your too late, I've seen it all.
Wadsworth: You have? I can explain every!
Cop: You don't have to.
Wadsworth: I don't?
Cop: Don't worry! There's nothing illegal about any of this!
Wadsworth: (Incredulous) Are you sure?!
Cop: Of course! This is America!
Wadsworth: I see...
Cop: It's a free country! Don't you know that?
Wadsworth: I didn't know it was THAT free.

InuGhost2.0: (Has just lost 20 out of 25 men in an attack on a roommate with on 5 men, who lost only 2) OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES! THESE DICE ARE OUT TO GET ME!
Rommates: (Laughing their butts off at InuGhost2.0 perdicament)
Roommate: Man I can't believe you actually let that happen. (laughing very hard)
InuGhost2.0: (Really upset) SHUTUP AND JUST TAKE YOUR TURN! (Slams hand down on table causing pieces to jump into air)
Roommates: (Are extreamly silent since they haven't seen InuGhost2.0 blow up like this)
Roommate2: Ok. Thats enough for you. (Reaches to take InuGhost2.0's glass)
InuGhost2.0: (Shoots him a glare) I'm fine.
(Playing 'Risk' with roommates) (and I only lose my temper when I feel I'm being utterly cheated. You try losing 10 times in a row on dice rolls)

InuGhost2.0: Ok so Edward's tough and compassionate I can see that, and he has deep feelings for Bella. I just have to ask though if he can see his reflection in a mirror.
Seshin: (Gives InuGhost2.0 a look) Yeah he can see his reflection, why?
InuGhost2.0: Because he may want to think about buying a homewaxing kit for those eyebrows.
Seshin's Mother: (Bursts out laughing)
Seshin: (Gives InuGhost2.0 a look)
InuGhost2.0: What no offense to the guy or anything, but those eyebrows are like huge.
(Watching 'Twilight' with Seshin, and no offense meant to anyone, but seriously have you seen the guy's eyebrows?)

Vincent: (Reluctantly) Define Irony.
InuGhost2.0: (Grinning) Taking a 'History of England' class taught by a teacher of Scottish and Canadian descent.
Vincent: You do know few people are going to understand.
InuGhost2.0: Probably, though if they know how often Scotland and England were at war with each other in the past then they'd find it funny.
(InuGhost2.0's current school year)

Dr. Proctor: (To a student) I'm a Zombie. I have to eat humans.
(one of InuGhost2.0's professors, and one of the game's administrators)

Student: (Walks through the buildings door and looks strangly at Proffessor Proctor who is standing inside the doorway)
Dr. Proctor: (Answering the student's unasked question)I'm a Zombie. I'm just lurking here waiting for victims. (Smirks)
(One of the funniest teachers I have ever had. And if you know who he is, then congrats you know where I attend, and around where I live.)

InuGhost2.0: In all honesty from all the teachers you've had here. Who is most likely going to play this game?
Student: (nods in understanding)
InuGhost2.0: Proctor was the first to come to my mind, so its no suprise he's involved in this game.
(On the first day of the Zombie invasion in April)

InuGhost2.0: As I see it Political Correctness is going to be the death of this country and humor. I mean not only does it make jokes a mouthful to say, but truthfully there are likely no jokes in existance that wouldn't offend some person.

Botan: In other words your death was a complete and utter waste!
Yusuke: (Screams in shock and plumets to the ground)
Botan: (Grinning) Suprised? Yes I can hardly blame you for that! (laughs)

General Custard: We're Americans. We don't think, we act!
(Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian)

On a Garbage Truck: "Satisfaction Guarrenteed or your trash back."

Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish. That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains. Fish food. (Yelling) This is dumb!!
(YuYu Hakusho, Yusuke vs. Rando: 99 Attacks.)

Yusuke: (Asleep) Get up there Kuwabara! I'm serious! I know you're used to losing, but not now!
Kuwabara: (Unconcious on the ground his ear twitches)
Koto: Six!
Kuwabara: (Standing upright and furious) What'd you say?!
Koto: Six, Kuwabara! You have four counts to get in the ring!
Kuwabara: Not you-- Urameshi! (Runs over to the other side of the ring where his teammate is still resting) Out of my way! Little bum, you want to say that to my face!
Yusuke: (Still asleep)
Kuwabara: (has lifted Yusuke off the ground via his T-Shirt) Are you pretending to sleep now? You scaredy cat!

Paladin13: well you are as subtle as a sledgehammer welded by a Jaffa.
(Review from 'Fountain of Youth') (Personally...I take it as a compliment.)

Future Projects

Story Ideas
1. Claudia's Day Off: Claudia desperate for a day off resorts to using an artifact which allows her to clone herself. However the clones are not perfect and begin to cause trouble and mischief.
2. Return to the Place Where we First Met: Carter, Jo, Henry, Allison, and Fargo have made it back to their own reality. Yet Fargo is depressed because he has lost Claudia. Hope is restored however when Ms. Fredricks shows up and recruits him into updating (this reality's) Warehouse 13. Given this second chance to be with Claudia Fargo will do whatever it takes to forge a relationship with her.
3. Interrogation Made Easy: Set after For the Team. Claudia taking Myka's advice to heart decides to work on her interrogation skills. So who better to help her out than one Douglas Fargo. Intent on piecing together the fragmented memories she glimpsed of his life will Claudia get all her questions answered?
4. Before you go. His work at Warehouse 13 done Fargo stays the night at Leena's Bed and Breakfast before heading home. Meanwhile Claudia decides to act on an impulse and sneaks into the Eureka geek's room.
5. Energizer Abby: Hopped up on more caffine than ever before Abby Sciuto is on a tear through Washington D.C. Can Gibbs and his team stop her caffine fueled rampage? Or will the town be reduced to ruins?
6. Unnamed Eureka/Warehouse 13 fic. Artie dispatches Pete and Myka (Maybe even Wells) to Eureka after several artifacts turn up. Claudia accompanies them since she knows the town along with the citizens. Once there the team begins to find themselves under the influence of the artifacts which bring some secrets and emotions bubbling to the surface. Myka/Pete, Claudia/Fargo.
7. Shotgun Wedding: "Just be glad it's Artie. If it was my brother he would have shot you by now." Claudia quietly whispered.
8. Shopping Trip (Tentative Title): Claudia drags Fargo off to the mall with her. While the head of GD figures he's in for a boring day things turn out differently when Claudia drags him into Victoria Secrets.
9. Untitled: The Warehouse section where the artifacts dealing with love & intimacy is starting to stir and begins to influence the daily lives of the agents. (Will likely have smut) Pete/Myka, Myka/Wells?, Claudia/?
10. Send in the Clones: Abby Sciuto manages to get her hands on a Warehouse artifact that allows her to clone herself. Can NCIS survive the ordeal of having multiple Abbys running amuck?

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An End To Celibacy by gawilliams reviews

Bones has an interesting suggestion for Booth when they see Angela at a bar obviously on the prowl to end her celibacy. Set during Season Five right after their return from New Mexico. An AU in that Hacker did not get a date with Bones. Pre W/A.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,818 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 11/8/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan

The Bet by hpaich reviews

It was the only kind of bet he made anymore. And the stakes were impossibly high. Rated M for later chapters. Romance/Angst/Humor. Definitely BB, some Hodgela, and Zach!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,723 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Headphones by Voice4TheMute reviews

In retrospect, maybe it wasn't a good idea for Kim to spend the night at Scott's place...especially when it's the first night Scott and Ramona got back together. Rated M for sexually explicit material. Not intended for young readers.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kim P., Ramona F. - Complete

Love Behind Life's Sadness by xChiorox reviews

After TDWT, Gwen and Duncan invite Cody and Sierra to go skiing at a resort in Alaska when an earthquake causes everything to go wrong. How will Cody and Gwen be able to deal with the sudden trama of death and being stranded alone together. CodyXGwen.

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Cody, Gwen

Cody Pilgrim vs The World by Toonster9 reviews

When Cody falls for Gwen, he has trouble breaking up with Sierra and tries to romance Gwen. As if juggling two women wasn't enough, Gwen comes with baggage: seven ex-lovers, with each of whom Cody must battle to the death in order to win Gwen. R&R please.

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Cody, Gwen

It's Just a Scratch by Dr. Erskine reviews

What happens when you get scratched in Ooo by some nerd beast? A really kick butt adventure with all the violence and romance you could want! For added entertainment, I'm a mad doctor in this story.

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Finn, Marceline A.

Bring on the Rain by Scotia Daniel reviews

Marshall Lee didn't know why the young adventuress would come to him in the dead of the night, but he never had the heart or will to stop her.

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete

Black Lace by Standbackufools reviews

Emma and Henry find a way around the 'no visiting' rule involving binoculars and the walkie talkie. Emma's attention is fully on her son, she truly doesn't intend to watch Regina at all. At least until the mayor begins undressing in front of her window..

Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete

Spontaneous by Googlekins reviews

Emma is haveing a very unique problem my undying thanks to my lovely and talented Beta, SwansAndQueens MWWAH

Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete

The Irresistible Kim Pine by generalzoi reviews

In which I slash Kim with everyone, because Kim's awesome. Current Chapter: Kim/Julie - Julie doesn't understand why Stephen broke up with her. Kim doesn't understand why Julie's complaining to her about it.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kim P.

Distraction by RainboIsland reviews

Emma needs to take her mind off of arresting Mary Margaret, and the Kathryn Nolan case. Ruby does just that. Red Swan.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Emma S., Ruby L./Red Riding Hood

Hormones by storyjam reviews

Pregnancy hormones run amock. New chapter added. Rating changed for chapter 2.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Its Sequel Time! by MitchiChanLovesPocky reviews

Sequel to Panty Time! Read inside for the long version! Thanks for the 200 hits to Panty time!

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,849 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete

A Guide to Simplicity, by Ruby by Ayoshen reviews

What should have been complicated and thought-provoking and an act of regret was nothing more than a simple deal. And simple suited them perfectly. A Red Swan Queen oneshot, i.e. Ruby/Emma/Regina.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Emma S., Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete

Any Day But Today by GuessWhatTimeItIs reviews

Marceline isn't feeling great.

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Marceline A., Finn - Complete

That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 6,202 - Follows: 4,090 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete

Nighttime fuels my hunger by starfaction reviews

Marshall Lee can't get his dreams of Fionna to stop...what can he possibly do?

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete

Silk and Lace by Athena mou reviews

HG enlists Claudia's help on a small project of a personal nature. Myka misunderstands HG's intentions and is furious with her, as her protective instincts towards Claudia kick in.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Helena G. W., Myka B.

What He Tells Himself by Antigone.Rose reviews

It's not like he's cheating on her...they were never really together. At least, that's what he tells himself.

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - D. Fargo, Claudia D. - Complete

Lucky by KJay99 reviews

Pete and Myka get sent on a dangerous assignment while the rest of the team has to deal with things at the Warehouse. Complete!

Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Artie N., Pete L. - Complete

Baby When It's Love If It's Not Rough It Isn't Fun by OrigamiFlower reviews

Booth comes home to a nice little surprise of Angela and Brennan on his bed. Which leads to a very interesting kind of fun. Threesome. Rated M, Angelan which then moves onto BB.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,934 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Angela M., T. Brennan

Scott vs The Indigo Prophecy: And Other Things by protector91 reviews

Scott's precious little life takes a complicated turn for the worse when what could be described as his childhood fantasy turns into his worst nightmare. Can Scott and the gang take on this evil threat set on killing them? Probably not. But they'll try.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,016 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Scott P.

Parings by The Iron Wolf reviews

A bunch of Scott Pilgrim Oneshots where I pair the most random people with eachother in a fury of crazy sex.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011

Timeless by Mitchi-chan reviews

Ember writes and plays many songs for herself and only herself what happens when one day she play a song that was meant for someone else?

Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ember, Danny F. - Complete

Total Drama Time Loop by Frosty Wolf reviews

He lost the million dollars, lost the girl again, and is fleeing from lava. Then, life decides to throw him a curve ball. Next thing he knows he's back at Camp Wawanakwa...and Chris welcomes him to Total Drama Island?

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Cody

Catalyst by throned reviews

Fill for the LiveJournal Tron Kink Meme prompt: Sam/Quorra, caught. / Sam walks in on Quorra exploring her wonderful new body. In his bed.

Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sam Flynn, Quorra - Complete

Eleven Eleven by anonymousreader07 reviews

There is nothing more disheartening than a wasted wish...

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

SubSpace 3 Way by The Iron Wolf reviews

The Tale of what would happen if Kim "slept" In Scott and Roman's Bed that night, and the morning after. Two shot.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kim P.

Bridges to the Heart by soultaker78 reviews

Heather is feeling depressed about the outcome of the TDWT finale, so Cody arranges a little pick me for her. This causes Heather to consider him in a very different light. CodyxHeather.

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Cody, Heather - Complete

The Bones In Bones by JoeNobody reviews

Seeley Booth knows Bones very well, but how well does he know Bones' bones? He has to prove it, and the stakes are very high...

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Class is in Session! by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews

Ganondorf thinks every fighter other than himself sucks and, being a nice person, takes them under his wing to increase their skills. They get more then they wanted though, as he has a personal vendetta against everyone, even those who he's never met...

Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,530 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ganondorf

Tea by flipysrevenge96 reviews

WHAT! my first M-Rated oneshot/lemon! It can't be so, but it is! I have noticed that the number of Scott Pilgrim lemons on this site is lacking, so I hope you enjoy. Review, and I might make one for Kim/Knives, Stacey/Neil, etc. Hope you like.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Scott P., Ramona F. - Complete

Anarchy and the Detective: Asylum War by VI Intelligence reviews

Cody is a cold detective who is doing a service to the country after TDI humiliation in his life. But now he must either put his feelings aside for a goth girl and fighting a mad bomber from blowing the city sky-high.

Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

Spill It! by can't think reviews

Cody and Heather, now friends, bond over their complicated love lives, or lack thereof. CODY/HEATHER! because they're frickin cute together and we need more CxH! LONG one-shot!

Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Cody, Heather - Complete

Roomies by xoxmanniexox reviews

This is set at the time when J. Carter asked J. Lupo to stay with him in S.A.R.A.H. Anything can happen... c",

Eureka - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Jack C., Jo L.

Total Drama: Terror is Reality! by Baconsandwichman reviews

Dead Rising 2 X-over; After joining a special TIR promotion, Trent finds himself framed for the Fortune City outbreak of the undead. Now he, Cody, and Gwen must find the others and clear his name in three days before the military arrives. *Discontinued*

Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,768 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Trent, Gwen

HYDROUS by throned reviews

Fill for the LiveJournal Tron Kink Meme prompt: Sam/Quorra, showersex. / Sam gets a pleasant surprise during his evening shower.

Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sam Flynn, Quorra

Waking Up by kimberkatt reviews

Just an addition to the episode 'Cloaked'. Something I think should have happened between Tony and Ziva before and inside the elevator.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.

GSM by moonfaerie326 reviews

She really should have known that her secret could only remain hidden for so long. Tony was a great investigator, and when it came to the personal matters of those he worked with, he tended to be gratingly nosey. Sequel to Erotica

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete

Hawaiian Counter Punch by Asher Tye reviews

Just a little something I wrote in response to the end of World Tour.

Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,201 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Cody - Complete

Let Me Help You by McAbby Fan reviews

McGee helps Tony with his problem by volunteering a friend to do what she does best.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Abby S., Tim M.

Satisfaction by CMW2 reviews

McAbby fic Post the Drug Cartel Arc: What I wish happened between McGee and Abby after everything with Alejandro;Rated for language and ghost chili spice;1st in my 2011 SSS Project-Here's to another year above the ground everyone!

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete

Just One Wish by Icestar51 reviews

Cody thinks he deserves a chance. After Chris shows some footage, Gwen vows to give it to him. Gwen/Cody.

Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

Erotica by moonfaerie326 reviews

She had a dirty little secret, and she only hoped that no one would ever find out. TIVA ONESHOT

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete

A Fun Birthday? by xChiorox reviews

Cody and Gwen now live next to each other since Cody moved. Now that they are near one another, will it turn for the worst or good? Rated M for violence and language. Cwody fic.

Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

Last Christmas by xChiorox reviews

Gwen was hurt by Duncan after an extreme moment between them. Now, its christmas about a year later and she feels that it's now time to move on. Songfic from Last Christmas by Taylor Swift. Rated T for some moments and curses. CodyXGwen.

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gwen, Cody - Complete

The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews

Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.

Twisn't The Season by Princess Pinky reviews

Claudia is forced to spend her first holiday at The Warehouse since Myka's resignation, so Fargo decides it's the perfect time to show up and spread a little festive Eureka cheer.

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [D. Fargo, Claudia D.] Artie N. - Complete

Awkward Misunderstandings Of the Good Kind by SacredAir reviews

DUDE. She was so going to fangirl about this later. Pyka - from Claudia's POV

Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Pete L., Myka B. - Complete

Ben's Key by Jimmy 144 reviews

Claudia and Myka set out to get another artifact. After Reset, HG left behind a few other artifacts that have to be collected. The team begins to track them down in Part I. Chapter 4 posted. Getting Todd. End of Part I.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Claudia D., Myka B. - Complete

Pieces by strayphoenix reviews

"Is there anything you want?" Cody asked again. Courtney's eyes seemed to solidify then, something feral, volatile, gleaming to life behind them. "I want him to hurt like this," she whispered, voice just as hard. "I want EVERYONE to hurt like this."

Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Cody, Courtney - Complete

Charming Claudia by The Lucifers Angel 1523 reviews

For one woman deciding to give an artefacts power the ultimate test, by using it on a warehouse worker, leads to some very interesting results.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Claudia D.

Total Drama Luxury Tour by Baconsandwichman reviews

Cody-centric season 4; Struggling to let Gwen go, the gap-toothed geek tries to stay focused for his team. However, stubbornly being unable to move on and unknowingly wooing other girls, how far in will he get in his predicament? *Finale*

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 122,059 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Cody, Chris M. - Complete

For 30 or 40 or 50 Minutes by NatesMama reviews

Hannah decides to ask Brennan to help her give Booth something special for his birthday. Please don't read this if you're anti-Hannah. You won't like it.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Teamwork by KJay99 reviews

A normal day of maintenance turns dangerous as Artie and Claudia have to prune back an out of control artifact. Complete!

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Artie N., Claudia D. - Complete

Amplification by ficlit78 reviews

A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete

Why Angela Should Not Teach Lessons by Katj21 reviews

Like the title says, Angela shouldn't teach lessons, she will just be confused and disappointed. Cute fluff, now with bonus smut chapter!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Changing Relationships and Honest Kissing by HVK reviews

Cody sees Sierra a different way then he used to; not a annoyance, but a friend. And the bonds of friendship, as with any other, have a habit of evolving.

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Cody, Sierra - Complete

You're Mine! by gawilliams reviews

Rewrite of the famous disrobing scene in Girl In The Goop from season 5.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

She Blinded Me With Science! by BlondieSheep reviews

Fargo's surprise visit to the Warehouse doesn't go as planned... Claudia/Fargo One Shot

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - D. Fargo, Claudia D. - Complete

Dates Come First by DisguisedasInnocent reviews

Claudia needs a place to stay when she is in Eureka, and that place just happens to be the Carter's underground bunker. Zoe comes home for a while, and imagine her surprise when she finds another girl living in her house. Warnings: Lesbian love making.

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Zoe C., Claudia D.

Question & Answer by MagellinaFluffQueen reviews

Have questions you want answered? Ever wonder about something that only an agent could tell you? Get answers to all those nagging questions RIGHT HERE, as I, MagellinaFluffQueen, interview/interrogate the W13 characters! COMPLETE!

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete

After School Surprise by Ceja reviews

When Cody comes home from school, he finds a certain fangirl in his bedroom. One-shot. Rated M for strong sexual content. You have been warned.

Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Cody, Sierra - Complete

Reconnecting by CMW2 reviews

SPOILERS FOR THE PREMIERE: Sweets and Daisy are not broken up in any way,shape or form or if they are,they suck at it. Here's what I think happened after the elevator scene;Rated for a little language and a lot of lovemaking;44th in my 2010 SSS Project

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Daisy W., L. Sweets - Complete

Dreamgirls by LaughLoveLive2.0 reviews

Abby's dreams have become more sexually graphic. Her subconscious gave her Ziva. And now, her mind has given her another object of her latent desire. I have five words for you. Abby and Ziva and Kate. Yes, I went there. Abby/Ziva/Kate femslash.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D., Kate T. - Complete

Rebecca's Plan by DarkShadowFlame reviews

Rebecca Hopkins has an elaborate plan to catch Yuugi – a plan that involves the older brother of her sometime-best friend, womanizer Kaiba Mokuba, seducing her number one romantic rival – even though Seto REALLY can't stand Anzu. SetoAnzu, MokubaRebecca

Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,829 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - S. Kaiba, Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete

Private Goodbyes by coygeek38 reviews

Claudia extends her stay in Eureka to give Fargo a proper send-off. Fargo finds himself in a delicate position, once again on top of Claudia. And she's not saying no. Rated M for erotic themes.

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - D. Fargo, Claudia D. - Complete

Lin's Scott Pilgrim Oneshot Collection by Linables reviews

Rings pt 2 up! I couldn't quite resist writing this, after Scott said his and Wallace's meeting at university was "pretty gay". This and any future oneshots is/will be Scott x Ramona at heart, but like I said, the first one has something else as well.

Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Scott P.

Way Too by Slick1 reviews

Myka teases Pete about his focus problem during Time Will Tell and they arrive at a solution.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Pete L., Myka B.

TouchDown by YulieAna reviews

Rukia wouldn't shut up about Renji. Ichigo is jealous and conflicted because he finally realized his feelings for her. And she seems totally clueless. Some language. Smut.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

Claudia, Something You Want to Say? by that-chick-with-purple-hair reviews

Artie gets the wrong idea. Hilarity will ensue.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Artie N., Claudia D. - Complete

Geek Talk So Hot! by BlondieSheep reviews

"I kind of imagined a swanky hotel at Comic-Con..." Need I say more? - Claudia/Fargo One Shot

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - D. Fargo, Claudia D. - Complete

An Author's Quirks and Lust by gawilliams reviews

Bones has an "intersting" way of writing her novels at home. Booth finds out the advantages of this firsthand. Set late in season 4.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Aizen Sosuke: Psychological Therapist by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews

What if Aizen were a different kind of evil? Find out what happens in a reality where Aizen Sosuke has a license to inflict therapy upon others. T for language, some disturbing material. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it.

Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Aizen

When Alice gets her way by love for edward reviews

What happens when jasper gets horny and decides to use his powers? What does alice do? And how does Rose play into this? contains slight lemons. My friend mainly wrote this.

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete

Akatsuki Pro by Victor Weiss reviews

The Akatsuki have given up their futile attempts at capturing the blond fool, so now, they do something else that makes their days go by, all tha while keeping them sharp...Gaming, yes, click and read to find out, I do not own anything mentioned, RnR plz.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara

Truth or Dare by THE QUEEN OF THE LAB reviews

Someone pointed out a stupid typo I made, so I fixed it and decided to repost. This has been done, but this is my spin of a game of Truth or Dare with our favorite Squints and G-Man. I suck at summaries, but please read. M cause, well, you'll see.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,296 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

It's Time to Play by lizook reviews

Shouldn’t we start for the hotel so you can claim that award?” “I don’t think so. I’m enjoying this award a lot more.”

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Experimental by lizziebrewster reviews

Brennan & Angela perform "experiments" on Booth. One-Shot

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Loser Appreciation Day by Lady Azura reviews

In which Ichigo hates Valentine's Day, Rukia loves strawberries, Orihime's way off again, Karin's growing up, Urahara decides to play Matchmaker and Byakuya wants Ichigo's head mounted on a wall. Let the chaos begin.

Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

Why Even Jimmy Buffett Had To Chill by dreathirium reviews

In the Psych office fridge Juliet discovers a piece of very vivid evidence of the most irresponsible thing she's ever done when a heatwave caused her and Shawn to completely lose control. Pineapple Pudding :D Shules smut, graphic adult content

Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.

You Did a Lot More Than Sleep In It by SilverCat63 reviews

Late in season 1 Tim finds out that he slept in Abby's coffin. Abby tell Tim that he did more than sleep in it. You can imagine what happened, or you can read to find out! McAbby het slash!

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete

Santa's Little Helper by LoryLynn1186 reviews

Abby feels the need to thank McGee for his help post-"Faith." Simply put: McAbby Christmas smut!

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete

Strawberry's Christmas Present by rosemoon28 reviews

It’s almost Christmas, and gift-giving is a must. Ichigo and Rukia are no exception. Rated M just to be safe. An IchixRuki Oneshot.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

Whose Present Is This by gawilliams reviews

Bones is having some difficulty the day after Christmas and wants a massage. Guess who she calls to give her one.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Alone in the Dark by raven612 reviews

A one-shot Tabby. When the power is suddenly cut off in the NCIS building, Tony and Abby are locked in her lab, what do they do to pass the time? Mature rating for later on in the story.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete

The Vampire by TonyWhumper reviews

Tony's a vampire and Abby's in lust. Written for ZeevahDiNozzo. Please R&R!

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete

Tricky Treats by TonyWhumper reviews

Abby cons Tony into spending Halloween with her.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete

Thanks to Rukia by Ty3 reviews

Ichigo has been having some...dreams lately. What happens when Rukia finds out?

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

Booth's Halloween Treat by gawilliams reviews

Bones shows up to give Booth a treat for Halloween, and to make amends for her going on a date with Andrew.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Timmy by NCISMcGee reviews

How does McGee react when Abby keeps using a nickname he hates? No plot, just smut.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete

Booth's Birthday Surprise by gawilliams reviews

Booth comes home from an out of town case to a great birthday surprise.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan

Birds and the Bees by Romez reviews

Naruto is curious as to how babies are made. He doesn't want to find out by reading Jiraiya's books, but how is he going to find out? Maybe if he asked a person, but who? Join Naruto as he searches for answers to his questions about babies! Lime goodness

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,446 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune

Why Does It Matter? by gawilliams reviews

Bones' image is doctored online and Booth is upset.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,591 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009

Riding Him by labrat21 reviews

Booth overhears a conversation that stirs him into a tornado of testosterone!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

A Friend in Need by LoryLynn1186 reviews

Abby needs help with something and she calls on McGee. Will he be able to help her scratch her itch?

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete

Shopping With Bones by gawilliams reviews

Bones drags Booth shopping with her the day after Thanksgiving, which is a new plan for her to get the line eliminated once and for all. Takes place during Thanksgiving in Season 5.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete

Attempted Anger Managing by Kohana Kurama reviews

After Tobi's "temper tantrum" it's decided that maybe the Akatsuki should take an anger management class. Of course, Kohana isn't evil enough to send them to a professional so she tries to manage their anger herself. Good idea or bad idea?

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete

Resistance Training by SeaCatSD reviews

Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.

Something to Talk About by Buckingham reviews

It doesn't take much to get people talking...

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,788 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Solving a problem by A-Karana reviews

During a session with Sweets Brennan admits that she has a problem. One that she thinks only Booth can help her with... The rating is there for a reason ;

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Divided By Zero by t3h maniac reviews

In an attempt to return to the main cast, Roy has caused a space-time choas jepordizing all worlds. The pieces are falling together like a well played game of Tetris, and the very nature of Smash Mansion will be uncovered among other things

Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008

50 things about Tony and Abby by hobbs81 reviews

50 sentences about Tony and Abby's relationship.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete

Rukia's Malfunctioning Gigai! by OccupySpace reviews

UPDATED AGAIN! NEW CHAPTER! When Rukia orders a new gigai from Urahara that makes her feel more 'human', something just isn't right. Ichigo doesn't seem to mind, though...IchiRuki! Some Lemony fun for you!

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,967 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.

You Can't Always Bet on Alice! by WWBMForever reviews

The family is getting annoyed because Alice cheats at Guitar Hero, what will happen when she faces Jasper...

Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete

One More Shot by BtrixMcG reviews

One shot of pure smut. Brennan shows Booth a few skills he never knew she had

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Medical attention by Final Death reviews

Unohana finds Ichigo lying in bed while having a terrible dream. LEMON. ONE SHOT.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Ichigo K., R. Unohana - Complete

Sacrifice by William Whisk reviews

Summary: Cody has to make the ultimate sacrifice. Can he do it? Spoiler warning! This fiction is based off of last episode of Total Drama Island. Chapter 2 Gwen's POV!

Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

My Wish by William Whisk reviews

Cody is acting awkward today and one of the campers decides to see what he is up to.

Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Cody, Gwen - Complete

Sakura Blossoms by Pseudonym1390 reviews

There is no way in hell that she's getting past him - not while wearing /that/. IchiRuki.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

The Visitor by gokusgirl reviews

In any relationship, you're bound to do things you dare imagine. Ichigo x Rukia.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

Of Coffee and Lab Coat by Sarali1983 reviews

He has to make sure his eyes aren't playing tricks: she's naked under her lab coat. /!\ Pure Smut!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Blackout! by JeniluvzBones reviews

A blackout in the Jeffersonian changes everything for our favourite non-couple! B/B romance; rated M for smut!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth

Coitus by willgirl reviews

After a date, Brennan finds herself unexpectedly at Booth's door. B&B, Rated M for Smut!

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete

Bleach The Night Before Cristmas by millenium-writer reviews

The night before Cristmas, and Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, and Orihime are all eagerly awaiting the arrival of Santa. But it's not a fat jolly guy in red who comes down the chimney. Cameo appearences by Uryu and Ichigo.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete

Water The Ship Down by josiris reviews

She was going to kill him, forget the sex, she was going to strangle him…well, after having a mind blowing, earth shattering orgasm just one last time.

Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete

To The First Person by Danally reviews

How is Michael and Selene's relationship behind closed doors?

Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete

Bakamono! by swaswj reviews

Temperatures rise during yet another argument between the pair. Ichigo/Rukia Ichiruki

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete

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The Night Before Christmas at Warehouse 13 reviews

Here's a Warehouse 13 version of The Night Before Christmas. Hope you enjoy it.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Artie N. - Complete

Claudia's Day Off reviews

Claudia desperate for a day off finds an artifact that fulfills her wish by allowing her to clone herself. What problems might arise now that there are several more Claudia s lose in the world? Read and find out.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Claudia D.

The Morning After reviews

It's the morning after episode 13.1 All is calm and peaceful at Leena's Bed and Breakfast until trouble arises from a decision Claudia made.

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Claudia D.

Improper Artifact Use for Fun and Entertainment reviews

Artie's off on vacation and has left Warehouse 13 in the hands of Pete, Myka and Claudia. Shortly afterwards the three decide to ransack the warehouse for artifacts that they can use for entertainment or to make their lives easier. What mayhem will ensue?

Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Claudia D.

In Comforting Arms reviews

Claudia's near death experience in 'For the Team' leads her to takking a week off in an effort to recover from it. She turns to Fargo for help but can he help her overcome this traumatic event or is she doomed to be trapped by it for the rest of her life?

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - D. Fargo, Claudia D.

Beauty and the Geek reviews

Claudia and Fargo spend some time getting to know each other in the middle of a mine field. Rated due to mature scenes and lemon.

Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010 - D. Fargo, Claudia D.

Fountain of Youth reviews

An incident at Global Dynamics has resulted in the Sheriff and his deputy becoming teenagers again. It is up to Allison, Nathan, and Fargo to reverse the effects. But what are they suppose to do about the two new deliquents running amok through town?

Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jack C., Jo L. - Complete

Jo's Nightmare reviews

Set immedietly after 'Founder's Day'. Jo drowns her sorrows of losing Zane at Cafe Diem. Yet her bad day has barely even started and more suprises lay in store for her.

Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jo L.

The Dark Abby reviews

All Abby wants to do is head home and sleep. Yet someone needs her help solving a crime and sadly it's going to cost them dearly. Pure humor and insanity awaits you inside.

NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Abby S. - Complete

Therapy Sessions reviews

An insight to some of the more entertaining sessions Bones and Booth have had with Sweets. Rated M for later content between Booth and Bones

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth

Abby's Little Voodoo Dolls 2 reviews

The dolls are back by popular demand. Abby gets some realistic dolls of the team and has fun playing with them. McGee/Abby, Tiva, Gibbs/Jenny, etc.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Abby S.

The Pain in the Psychiatrist reviews

It’s slightly ironic how something I hate so much will solve my problems. As I picked the weapon up and started to load it I couldn’t help but think of how I got here to this point in time.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - L. Sweets - Complete

Star Crossed Town reviews

SG-1 is sent to deliver weapons to Eureka. However trouble and hilarity ensues once they arrive.

Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009

Fantasy becomes Reality

Fargo fights the law, but the law won. Or did it? Fargo/Julia

Eureka - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - D. Fargo - Complete

Eureka Outtakes

Outtakes from SciFi's Eureka. Trouble is abound throughout the town and even these geniuses are not immune to making mistakes.

Eureka - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009

April Fools reviews

Someone is causing mischief throughout Eureka and no one is safe. Can Sheriff Carter find the person responsible, or will the prankster get away with pulling jokes on Eureka's citizens.

Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008

Bones Outtakes reviews

Outtakes from the Show Bones. Pure humor with some smut thrown in every so often. Sense of Humor required.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009

Recaptured Youth reviews

Booth forces the team to take a day off to relax and watch movies. This has unforseen consequences as Bones starts to act more and more like a teenager every passing day. Hilarity and trouble soon follow.

Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - T. Brennan

Happy Valentine's Day Dr Temperance Brennan reviews

Its almost Valentine's Day and Booth has a special date planned for Bones, though he needs the Squints help in finding the right gift for the woman he loves.

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan

Merry Christmas Seeley Booth reviews

Its Christmas Eve and Bones has a special gift for Booth.

Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth

Movie Night In reviews

Booth and Bones are watching some of their favorite shows at Bones' apartment while a snowstorm rages outside. Booth/Bones

Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/4/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

The Challenge reviews

Gibbs has left his team with the seemingly impossible task of moving his boat undamaged out of the basement. Can they succeed? How will they get the boat out? All these and more answered inside.

NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009

Abby's Little Voodoo Dolls reviews

Abby gets some realistic dolls of the team and has fun playing with them. Tiva. Rated M to be safe. Sequel to this now posted.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete

Sexual Harassment Class reviews

The team plus Booth are forced to attend a sexual harassment class. Things ensue...especially between Bones and Booth. Rated M for Bones and Booth's actions. B/B

Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

Gone to Soon reviews

Booth has been promoted, and is leaving. Bones tries to deal with it.

Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

What If reviews

A series of one shots answering 'What if...'questions. See things like: 00Abby, McGee the evil genius, Gibbs the Disco Dancer, and Tony the genius.

NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete

The Final Case reviews

Seeley Booth's and Dr. Temperance Brennan's final case. Lots of angst and character deaths.

Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete

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