Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from the Total Drama Series. I had an idea about this, so you'll be the judge. You decide who he should be fighting first and whatever. You know the movie of Scott Pilgrim vs World, so I start writing this. This is my first total drama fiction. Review it so I can know what you guys think. Give me ideas about who he should be fighting with. Enjoy.

CHAPTER 1: Cody's Little Life

Not so long time ago...

In the mysterious land...

Of Toronto, Canada...

...Cody Pilgrim was dating a high schooler

Toronto Residential Street, Morning. We see the snowy suburban neighborhood and one of the houses we hear...

"Cody is dating a high schooler?" Izzy asked, stunned.

Inside Trent's House, Kitchen. Three rock band members and their one weird fan lounge around a small kitchen table, drinking coffee and eating toast. Trent Stills (25-year-old, confident and weak, plays a guitar, leader of the band. Rating: The Talent) turns to Cody.

"Really? Is she hot?" Trent asked, surprised.

Izzy Pine (22-year-old, ginger, cute, bitter, insane. Rating: Crazy Drummer) turns to Cody with a interested expression.

"How old are you, Cody? Like twenty-eight?" Izzy asked, messing with him. Cody was making himself some coffee, trying to ignore Izzy's annoying questions.

"I'm not playing your little games, Izzy." Cody said, pouring coffee in a cup.

"So, you've been out of high school for thirteen years?" Izzy joked, provoking him.

Cody Pilgrim (22-year-old, fresh and dorky face with an unruly yet adorable mop of hair. Rating: Awesome) turns to Izzy with a annoyed look.

"I'm twenty-two! Twenty- two." Cody said, sitting down with them and drinking his coffee.

"And you're dating a high school girl? Not bad, not bad." Trent said, impressed.

Ezekiel Niel (17-year-old, number 1 fan of the band, video gamer, sometimes quiet, trying to fit in, Rating: Weird)

"Like, did you guys, you know...do it yet?" Ezekiel asked, awkwardly eager while playing his Nintendo DS. Cody sighed and nervously smirked.

"We have done many things. We ride the bus together and we have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went and about her friends and...you know, drama." Cody said, trying to impress his friends. Izzy blinks a few times, listening to his slim friend's story of love.

"Yeah, okay, have you ever kissed her?" Trent asked, after taking a bite of his toast. Cody shrugged his shoulders and takes a sip of his drink.

"We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed." Cody answered, grinning and blushing like a girl. Izzy grins with him, noticing his blush.

"Why? Did she felt violated?" Izzy asked, holding a giggle. Cody stares blankly at her, off guard.

"I don't know how to respond to that." Cody answered, taking another sip of his coffee.

"So, what's her name?" Trent asked. Cody contemplates and turns to Trent.

"Sierra Hatchet...She's literally crazy about me." Cody said, looking at his friends' reaction. Everyone in the kitchen cocked an eyebrow, Ezekiel pauses his Nintendo DS.

"...Wicked." Ezekiel whispered to himself, amazed. Cody smiles proudly to himself.

"So how'd you meet her?" Trent asked, curiously. Cody Pilgrim prepares to tell them an amazing story...of how he met her:

The Story...

Inside the Public Bus, Night:

A girl who looks cute and innocent, with clothes to match, sits next to her demanding mother, Mrs. Hatchet, 45. Sierra sighed as she hears her mother debating.

"You know how your father feels if you date a boy." Mrs. Hatchet muttered, censuring. Sierra rolled her eyes and nodded, annoyed at her mother's exaggeration.

"I know, Mom! All boys are soo terrifying of him, they end up disappearing!" Sierra retorted, causing her to drop her bag, books scattering everywhere. Mrs. Hatchet sighed in frustration and gestures her daughter to clean the mess.

"Pick it up." She demanded, crossly. Sierra sighs and crouches down to pick up her books, grumbling in annoyance. Then she hears a voice...

"Hey..." Sierra looks up to see the cute and gallant Cody Pilgrim holding her books He smiles at her as he helps. Stars appear in Sierra's eyes, the look of love affection. Cody grins heroically, winks at her. Then he turns to us...and WINKS!.

The Story Ends...

Back in the kitchen, everyone looks at Cody...in awe.

"Is that seriously the end of the story?" Izzy asked, bewildered. Cody nodded and takes another sip of his coffee.

"Yes. It is." Cody responded, letting the awkward moment pass. Ezekiel unpauses his Nintendo DS, continues playing his system. Trent finishes the rest of his toast and wipes his mouth with his arm.

"So when do we get to meet her?" Trent asked. Izzy rushes in front of Cody's face, which made him gasp in startle.

"Oh please! Let it be soon!" Izzy gabbed, nudging him in the shoulders as she wiggles her eyebrows. DING DING! (The door bell rings, duh).

"Oh, that's for me." Cody said, getting up and walking to the door. He opens the door, revealing to be Sierra (18-year-old, cheerful, shy, enthusiastic, cute. Rating: The Obsessed Fan) standing outside.

"Hey." Sierra greeted, smiling. Cody smiles and waves hello to her.

"You promise to be good?" Cody crooned sweetly to her. Sierra nodded in response, turning red of shyness.

"Of course I'll be good." Sierra said, teasing. Cody unexpectedly and immediately faded his smile into a serious face.

"Seriously, please be good." Cody said, very serious. Sierra stares at him confusingly, off guard to see his expression change so quick.

"Am I normally not?" Sierra asked, concerned. Suddenly Trent comes to the door and quickly peers through, starring at Sierra suspiciously. Cody forces a smile and introduces him to her.

"Oh, hey. Sierra, this is Trent Stills. He's the talent." Cody said, patting Trent's shoulder. Trent waves hello to her.

"Hey." Trent greet, then quickly close the door at her and confers with Cody.

"Is she going to geek out on us?" Trent asked, quickly.

"She'll just sit in the corner, man." Cody said, pointing at the couch. Trent sighed, with a whiny look.

"I mean, I want her to geek out." Trent said, softly. Cody nodded in response, easing his friend's panic attack.

"She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek." Cody assured. Trent nodded and quickly opens the door, welcoming Sierra.

"You're good." Trent said, waving her in.

Sierra cautiously enters the room and she gets a good look at the pad: Bare bulb, ratty rug, dusty couches, drums, guitar, bass, lame brand amps.

"Wow." Sierra muttered, amazed while looking around the room.

"Here, let me get your coat." Cody insist, taking off her coat.

Then Sierra glances at Izzy, who's behind the drumset, sticks in her hands.

"Hi." Sierra greet, nervously. Cody notice and introduces them.

"Sierra, that's Izzy. Don't get to close to her...she bites." Cody warns, then throws her coat on the dirty floor and walks off. Sierra gives a small smile and a embarrassed wave to her.

"Hi, sorry, what was your name?" Sierra asked.

"My friends calls me Psycho. But you can call me E-scope." Izzy answered, playfully.

"And you play the drums?" Sierra asked, curiously. Izzy cocks an eyebrow and stares at the drumming sticks she's holding. Then she looks back at Sierra and shrugs her shoulders in response.

"Yeah. The guys didn't want me to play a guitar on fire. So they put me on drums." Izzy explains, grinning devilishly. Sierra excitedly smiles, ignoring the odd explanation.

"That is so awesome." Sierra commented. Ezekiel enters the room, cautiously sits on the couch. Cody notice him coming in as he sets the av wires.

"Sierra, this is Ezekiel." Cody said, introducing. Ezekiel turns Sierra and waves hello to her.

"Hey." Ezekiel greet, bashful. Sierra sits next to him with a nervous smile.

"Hi. What do you play?" Sierra asked, curiosity if he's in the band too. Ezekiel sighed and starts contemplating at her question.

"Wow, um...Zelda, Call of Duty, Sonic...That's kind of a big question." Ezekiel murmured. Sierra stares blankly at him, who finally gets it. He quickly shook his head in response.

"Oh. I'm not in the band. I just live here and watch." Ezekiel explains, blushing in red embarrassment. The band has geared up, getting ready to play. Cody plugs the Amps connection to his guitar, which hum to life.

"Let's start with Launchpad McQuack." Cody suggested, ready to rock. Trent quickly leans closer to the microphone that is standing in front of him.

"Um, that's not the actual title of the-" Trent said, trying to tell the Sierra the real name of the band but Izzy cuts in, which startles him.

"WE ARE SHEEP SHEARERS! 1-2-3-4!" Izzy shouted, lifting her drum sticks. Izzy BASHES! the kit and The Sheep Shearers explodes into rock. Guitar and bass leads leap into the air, spelling out the electric of the story above the band:

FanFiction Presents:

Parody of Scott Pilgrim Story:

A Toonster9's First TDS Fic:

~~Cody Pilgrim vs. The World~~

The small rehearsal space seems to grow with the music. Sierra watched, mouth ajar. Never seeing something so awesome. The room vibrates while the music plays. The song winds down, feedback lingers.

"You guys...are so...amazing..." Sierra muttered, bug eyed and amazed.

Amazing...

Later at night in Trent's Room, the band and Ezekiel lounge around Trent's room, chilling.

"She seems nice." Trent commented, referring to Sierra. Cody nodded in agreement, lying on Trent's bed as grins.

"Yeah." Cody said with a proud smile.

"Yeah, she seems awesome." Ezekiel added, while using Trent's computer. Cody nodded in agreement.

"Yeah." Cody said, still grinning. Izzy snickers, leaning on the bed beside Cody.

"Cody, if I had a shotgun, I'll shoot you in the face. " Izzy commented, which sounded like a threat to everyone. Cody nodded in agreement, still grinning.

"Yeah- wait, what?" Cody asked, stunned. Izzy turns to Cody with a smirk of playful intimidation.

"I mean, are you really happy or really evil? If you are evil, we can work together and rule this world." Izzy said, evily. Cody thinks about it confusingly.

"Like, do I have ulterior motives or something? I think I'll pass, Izzy." Cody said, uncomfortably.

"Why? You scared?" Izzy asked, messing with him. Cody inquisitively stared at her for a second.

"...Scared of you, Izzy." Cody answered, acting more transparent.

"You, scared of me?" Izzy said, grinning menacingly. Cody was loss for words as he takes breaths. Awkward silent passes as Cody then turns to Ezekiel.

"Ezekiel, you were saying about she seems awesome." Cody said, changing the subject. Ezekiel turns to him and nodded in response with a weak smile.

"Yeah, she seems awesome." Ezekiel commented. Cody nodded in agreement.

"Yeah." Cody said, grinning again.

Afterwards...

Outside Noah's Apartment, Night.

Cody walks to an apartment building. He enters, hangs his coat up in a tiny, one room apartment. Then he turns to his dark hair, arched eyebrow and disloyal roommate.

"Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes, I'm dating a 18 year old." Cody started, wiping his wet shoes on the welcome mat. Noah Wells (23 year old, roommate, sarcastic, rich, best friend. Rating: Gay) sits on a milano easy chair, reading a newspaper.

"Is he cute?" Noah asked, messing with him. Cody rolled his eyes, ignoring the humor.

"Hahahaha." Cody fake laughs. Noah looks up from the newspaper.

"Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?" Noah asked, with a bored and careless expression. Cody walks towards the bathroom.

"Do you see another bed in here?" Cody asked sarcastically, closing the door behind him. Noah glances the small apartment room and scoffed in defeat.

"Oh, yeah. You're totally my bitch forever." Noah muttered, looking back to his newspaper. Indicating ownership of each item in the room flat: 95% belongs to Noah. 5% belongs to Cody (which is his clothes and...um...I guess that's it). Cody walks out of the bathroom, turning to Noah.

"So...the whole 18 year old thing, don't tell too many people." Cody pleaded, hoping that his friend won't spread the news out. Noah sighed and tosses his newspaper aside.

"Hey, you know me." Noah said, with a fake trustful look.

"I mean, don't tell my sister." Cody said, knowing that his sister would judge him the most. Noah whips out his cell phone and starts texting while wandering towards the bathroom.

"You know me." Noah mumbles, still texting. Cody watches him leave the room, wondering who's he texting.

"Who are you texting?" Cody asked, confused. Then suddenly RING RING! (That's the phone. Keep up), Cody immediately answers the phone.

"Seventeen years old? Scandal!" The voice exclaimed on the other end..

Although he couldn't see it, on the other end of the phone line, Courtney Pilgrim (Cody's older sister, 23-year-old, judgmental, peppy barista, cute, Noah being her snitch. Rating: Rated M for More Mature than him) is at her job, gabbing to her brother on her cellphone. A sign behind her reads: 'If you are using your cellphone, you will not be served.'

"That's not true- who told you?" Cody said, frustrated for being busted. Courtney rolled her eyes.

"Noah, duh." Courtney answered.

"That gossipy bitch." Cody muttered, referring Noah as a backstabber.

"You know me." Noah said with a proud smirk. Cody turns to see Noah on a second cordless phone, hearing the conversation.

"Noah!" Cody angrily warned, gesturing him to hang up. Noah hangs up the phone and closed the door from the bathroom. Cody sinks into an armchair.

"Who is this mystery child you're dating?" Courtney asked, annoyingly disturbed.

"Her name is Sierra...she's really obsessed with me." Cody muttered, not proud of it.

"A eighteen-year old, obsessed school girl. You're ridiculous." Courtney said, disappointed. Cody sighed and rub his forehead with his fingers.

"It's a catholic school, too." Cody mumbles, feeling the regret.

"With the uniforms and everything?" Courtney asked, stunned.

Cody nodded in response, even though she couldn't see it. But she can sense him.

"Yeah, the whole deal." Cody added, trying to sound calm. Courtney ponders at the unexpected comment.

"Oh my God...You guys haven't..." Courtney said, couldn't finish the rest but he knew what she was talking about.

"No, no. We haven't even held hands yet. I think...she hugged me, once." Cody said, awkwardly. Courtney rolled her eyes and shook her head in disgust.

"Um, Cody. Why are you doing this?" Courtney asked, concerned. Cody shrugged his shoulders.

"I don't know...It's just simple." Cody murmured, running a hand down on his face.

"It's been over a year since you got dumped by she-who-will-not-be-named." Courtney said, careful with her words. Cody glances down at the partially obscured front page of the newspaper, looking into the hot girl's eyes on the back cover album ad.

"So, are you legitimately moving on, or is this just you being insane?" Courtney asked, wondering. He looks at the strip of photobooth pictures: He smiles next to a hot Asian girl in happier times. Cody ponders at her question before answering.

"Can I get back to you on that?" Cody asked, with a beat down look. Courtney rolled her eyes and groans. Then a school bell CLANGS! loudly which made Cody and Courtney jump in startle.

RRRRrrriiiiiinnnnggg!

Outside the Catholic School, Day:

After the school's bell rings, Cody and Noah stands outside the school's entrance, waiting for Sierra to come out. Uniformed boys and girls pour out of the building. Noah was getting angrily uncomfortable.

"Ugh...I do not want to be here at all." Noah whined. Cody turns to Noah with a smirk.

"This school has boys too." Cody said, pointing at the boys walking by. Noah sighed in defeat, watching the boys coming out of the school.

"I hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a eighteen year old." Noah said with a bored expression.

"Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating per se. It's more like..." Cody said, trying find the right words but Noah cuts in.

"Playtime?" Noah guessed, with a smirk. Cody cringe at the comment.

"That's doesn't sound so good either." Cody muttered, disturbed. Noah shakes his head in response, enjoying fooling his roommate.

"You think?" Noah added.

"Cody!" Sierra yelled, happily while approaching, skipping along. One of her friends name Beth lingers behind her. Cody smiles and introduce his friend to her.

"Hey Sierra, this is my cool gay roommate, Noah Wells." Cody said, pointing at Noah. Sierra giggles and waves hello to him.

"Oh hi! Do you want to know who in my class is gay?" Sierra asked, with a smirk. Noah rolled his eyes and shoots her a fake man-hungry look.

"Yes. Does he wear glasses?" Noah gabbed, sarcastically. Cody gives him a warning look.

"Okay, that's enough, Noah. You can go now. Begone!" Cody said, serious. Noah narrowed his eyes at Cody, then turns to Sierra. Noah pulls her close to him.

"You're too good for him...Run." Noah whisper with a warning look. Then he walks away, leaving the couple alone. Sierra was confused for what Noah told her, Then she turns to Cody. He just shrugged his shoulders, with a nervous smile.

Fixed