Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Thorin never stood a chance, Bilbo was too cute, small and unprotected and as his unofficially appointed guardian Thorin will protect the small hobbit from everything...even if later on it's himself! Chibi!Bilbo

In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

Sometimes they're wrong. Let's just say, the Prime Merlinian? Not quite so Prime. Drake/Dave Drave

Smalls is wondering if his closest friend, Benny is actually the love of his life. He knows that he likes him, but how much? No one moved or left the group, and they are in High school.

Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

(First fic I ever made) All Irkens know is to please their leaders, it's like an artificial instinct. Failure usually results in torture or death penalties- often the irkens simply self-destruct. But Zim's pak, and it's thought filters, don't work like they should. ZADR

When a new man enters Casper High School, Danny dresses as a woman in an attempt to escape him. (Dash x Danny)

Eywa has a plan for Tsu'tey, a plan he doesn't like. But like it or not, Tsu'tey has been mated to Jake Sully: Jarhead warrior, ex-dreamwalker, and the possible bane of Tsu'tey's existence. Slash, mpreg, AU, more info inside.

The story in which pilot Alfred F. Jones and professor Arthur Kirkland meet in London, and then proceed to write to each other from across Europe once Jones is sent to war. A World War II era collaboration by Wutaiflea and 9LRCenturion

This list will contain everything from Quotes to Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and everything else. Will contain Harry potter Naruto Other Anime and mean jokes. Warning some stuff is sexual or offensive or just plain funny i strongly advise you read this! Rated M!

Soon after being handcuffed together, L gets Light pregnant... It's an awkward miracle! :D Don't question it!

A fill for a prompt on the Merlin kink meme: A whole patrol is found dead near Camelot, with only one message: 'Bring us Emrys'. Rated M for violence, swearing, and sexiness. Yes, I know the title sucks. Sorry.

A one-shot in which Tino is a sweetheart, Hanatamago is pissed off, Berwald is the knight in shining armour and the late-night burglar better be ready for a world of pain. Sufin, Contains violence and an assault.

Just a little thing with Young!France and Chibigrasu. Tiny bit of FrUK.

After the tournament, Cheng and Dre begin to get really close. He helps Dre through his surgery and Dre helps him be himself. FRIEDSHIP, ROMANCE, FAMILY, ChengXDre rating

After an incident involving America, Sealand, & England, the rest of the countries notice how... similar Sealand looks to the two English countries... No Mpreg, USUK

"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus

Alfred's eyes widened even more as he saw the bandages on his brother's tiny wrist. He took a step towards the Canadian, afraid to touch him lest he break. "Mattie…?" "Welcome home, Al…" Yaoi USCAN, USBEL, FRUK WARNING: Yaoi and Bad Cutting

PRUAUS; Gilbert comes to after the fall of the Berlin wall to find himself in for a bit of a shock. Yaoi mentioned, yaoi might appear later, multi pairings Review or see this story go unfinished *evil laughter*

A bounce house has appeared in Austria's garden. Prussia is the culprit. Austria is not amused.

Taking place immediately after the finals. As Cheng talks to Dre in the infirmary both boys realize their feelings for each other run deeper. Rating goes up for Chapter 14 and on Cheng/Dre Liang/Song Male/Male - Chapter 31 is up. - Please Please Review!

During an ugly fight between Alfred and Matthew, they're forced to babysit Peter Kirkland, who later demands a bedtime story. Though when he finally does, he doesn't get exactly what he hoped for. AmerCan

Spain leaves ChibiRomano alone with a turtle. Tragedies occur. 'Nough said. Fail!Summary! T to be safe! Only One Chapter!

His dog had to pee. Yes, that's why the Great Orihara Izaya was up at this ungodly hour clad only in his Pjs. Crack-fic. Shizaya if you squint.

He felt unwanted, Hiccup realized, as he rubbed his sleeve along his eyes.

Prologue to Snapped. Matthew meets with Ivan to discuss Alfred's future death.

After years of being forgotten, Matthew Williams finally snaps. M Rating for: Violence and Gore.

A collection of Merlin drabbles. Update: Steady. Merlin/Arthur. "Steady," Merlin says.

An episodic story following the history of the United States. Alfred faces his greatest fears, but becomes more dangerous than what terrifies him. From the Minibang. Includes self-harm in the Civil War chapter. Optimistic Despite the Angst.

"As his celestial blue eyes flickered shut, a flash of onyx filled his irises before dissipating within him." Based off of The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Light Destiel. GRAPHIC IMAGES! Comments are my milk and honey :3

Just how drunk did Garsiv get last night? WARNING: Do not read if you don't have a healthy sense of humor...because this is possibly the worst thing that has ever been done to the character of Garsiv *ever*.

Tus, Garsiv, and Dastan are being left to look after themselves for a little while. This can't possibly go well. Rated for small children hitting each other with pretend swords. R&R!

Um, it's InuSess as a pairing. Has a wee bit o' Kagome and Kikyo bashing. Kind of a mixture of fluff and "In yo face, ho!" So, read!

Garsiv and Dastan must prove themselves as men for their father. Their already secretly tight bond begins to grow more. Yaoi, GarsivDastan

miniseries i am doing with Luke/Percy :3 hope you like it!

France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...

//I’m so tired… Is it okay if I don’t smile today?// short drabble, onesided sasunaru

We were brothers. I knew that, everyone did... But...why do I love him? He's so much more handsome than I am and I..well... // Pairing: AmericaxCanada // Uses human names, BL fluff, Highschool AU.

Germania and Rome decide to bring their grandsons together for a play date. Things go as can be expected when you bring little Feli, Lovi, Gilbert, and Ludwig together...

Rated M for safety. "I broke a rule ... a big one" read about how Hermione suffered dearly for the course of love at Umbridge's hand ... and why does she have Luna Lovegood scarred into her hand. Read her tale and please review!

Sequel to Family Ties. Ichigo and Chad finally tell their friends about their relationship.

Isshin discovers Chad and Ichigo's relationship.

Hawaii was crying. The bombs fell, the ships sank. Hawaii cried. America tried to comfort her, but all he could do was sing that song.

It’s not enough, Sammy, is it? SLASH. Sam/Jacob.

Matt and Mello are back at Wammy's after the Kira case, trying to relax. Linda and her friend, North, a Wammy OC, make that difficult by posing an awkward question to them. Rated T for excessive swearing. One-shot.

USUK. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has /obviously/ never actually /tried/ taking candy from a baby.

a parody of the song 'dont trust me' by 3OH!3; from lights POV

Zuko has trouble with a chocolate tart. I swear the story is more interesting than I make it sound. Drabble. Jetko. Jet/Zuko.

Arthur/Merlin. Arthur gets jealous of the attention Merlin gets at a royal feast, smut ensues. Written for the 'Merlin Kink Meme' on LJ.

Chad/Ichigo. Two lovers lie in a field.

Twinkle, twinkle, specks of blood, how you fill me like a flood. Crawling up and up my arms, oh, I know you'll do me no harm! Beyond Birthday's final hurrah. Drabble.

Warren/Will. People get together in the strangest ways. "The best laid plans of mice and men oft go awry".

Kuwabara thought he knew who he was. Kuwabara thought he was a spirit detective...but a week in an asylum is turning his world upside down and showing him...he may not be who he always thought he was. Yusukuwa

Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.

A picture is worth a thousand words... it's a good thing Soul Society doesn't have camera phones. [Pairing: IchigoxRenji]

Splash, WarrenWill. Pudding cup. Cafeteria. Lunchtime. Enough said.

WarrenWill. Ice Skating was not fun, it was the invention of a supervillain determined to kill Will Stronghold. He was sure of it.

WarrenWill. Will was on a mission, and it went horribly, horribly wrong.

WillLayla, WillMagenta, WillWarren. o.O Will Stronghold's mind works in mysterious ways.

WarrenWill Will has made a very big mistake, but he can't for the life of him think of what it is.

My name is Naruto. I am the son of Uzumaki Arashi, the 4th Hokage. I live in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Konoha, with my loving husband Uchiha Sasuke. I like to pretend sometimes...

My name is John Winchester, and I think my son just killed himself. WINCEST.

There once was a man who committed a great sin. He left his two sons again. The brothers, they loved through thick and thin. Ignoring Father’s pleas time and time again.