Fancy Et All
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-14-08, id: 1742438, Profile Updated: 04-07-20

The last time I updated my bio was 2013! Well now we are in the land of 2020, let me tell you it's a trip! I'm enjoying all of this reading time I'm getting though. I hope to get back to writing when the kids are a bit more self sufficient. Thanks for stopping by, feel free to PM me.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 187 - Words: 384,464 - Reviews: 19223 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
The Poison Garden by turtlewexler reviews
Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 94,515 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Charity B. - Complete
An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter reviews
Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,545 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 5,804 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 205,674 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 409,450 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Limerence Laws by Kittenshift17 reviews
War breeds chaos, but no one ever imagined the Ministry would make a move like this. A law that every witch must marry two wizards seems a step too far in Hermione's opinion. Especially when it's her subconscious infatuations that see her paired with two wizards who would sooner kill each other than play nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,426 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/10/2017 - [Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S.]
A Second Look by RiverWriter reviews
Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,031 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 381,787 - Reviews: 5480 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 9/9/2019 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,685 - Reviews: 4283 - Favs: 6,723 - Follows: 9,106 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
Second Chances and Red Strings by asgardians0001 reviews
" I know you are not him, even if you wear his face," She whispered quietly, meeting his eyes, "You are an entirely different person, Thorin Oakenshield. But I am sent here for a reason, and if that reason is to help you on this quest then I should help you." " Why ?" " Because," She paused, trying to even out her breathing. " I am someone who wants you to have a happy ending."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [OC, Thorin] Bilbo B., Kíli
The Minister's Secret by Canimal reviews
(Complete) The love of the Minister's life disappeared just before the end of the First Wizarding War. When he finds her again, he can hardly trust his sanity. His first action as the new Minister for Magic is to break at least a dozen international laws to bring her home. Hermione soon finds herself in the early 70s surrounded by future followers of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 713,637 - Reviews: 6914 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] Aberforth D., Antonin D. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 4,728 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Chocolate Angel by Ziggymia123 reviews
When Nicolette was very young, her father was killed by the magical Hershey Man. Then she ran into him again, literally, in college. Now, she's just trying to hold the broken pieces of her heart together while she recounts the tales and misadventures she had with the angel she fell in love with to a group of insane fans. Eventual Gabe/OC First in the Chocolate Trilogy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 145,688 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Dean W., Gabriel, OC
The Dark Mage's Captive by Canimal reviews
(Complete) "There are worse monsters out there than me. Perhaps you'd like me to introduce you to some?" Voldemort promised Hermione as a war prize to Antonin Dolohov for his bravery and loyalty following the Dark Lord's victory over Harry Potter. On the run for almost a year, when she is captured by the Death Eater she learns not everything in a postwar world is black or white.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 295,769 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Antonin D.] Rabastan L., T. Rowle - Complete
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3466 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,144 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
Follow On by Many Impossible Things reviews
"He'd only just gotten her home two years prior. She needed to relax, to settle... not bring back memories of hanging upon every glorious word of that wizard's tales or think of adventures! At least, Bilbo sincerely hoped that was what she needed, because if it wasn't he had no idea what he was doing..."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 375,539 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fíli - Complete
Hermione Granger: Agent of SHIELD by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
After a series of worrying events occur in the Muggle world, Kingsley Shacklebolt finally grants Nick Fury's request to provide a magical liaison to work with S.H.I.E.L.D. (Set BEFORE first 'Avengers' film.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Eye of the Needle by TheKingsofHell reviews
Murron Guthrie makes Crowley, King of the Crossroads, her dying wish. Set between season five and six.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,489 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Crowley - Complete
The Hunter and the Hunted by keelhaulrose reviews
On an ordinary night Jasper Whitlock is sitting in a club in England when he comes across a woman who smells like no other. He soon finds out that she is indeed like no other he has met. AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,802 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper - Complete
Nott! by mellowenglishgal reviews
"What are they like?" she asked softly, her voice almost hoarse. "Who? Our parents?" Hermione finds out she's adopted, & taking her mum's advice, may start out an entirely new lifestyle. DracoHermione RATED M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,005 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3863 - Favs: 8,212 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004