"Are you a fallen angel?" she asked. "No, little girl. I'm your worst nightmare," he replied in a husky voice, smiling bitterly. The girl looked confused. "You're the Cookie Monster?" Jasper gaped. "What? No!" "Oh, because the Cookie Monster is my worst nightmare," the girl replied haughtily, her wide brown eyes defiant. Jasper sighed. Kids these days. One-shot.

For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!

Bella has lost her hearing 2 years ago. Moves to forks for a fresh start. Meets the Cullen's Alice is the only one who knows her issues. Edward can't read her mind, she has to read his lips. Will they work, or will the issues be too much to deal with?

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy

Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!

It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.

What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?

Bella's 23, a single mother, still mourning the loss of her husband who never even knew she was pregnant. Now a stranger baring a striking resemblance to him is trying to show her that it's okay to live again. BxE AU

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem

Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Lots of laughs

ALL HUMAN. Emmett was born blind. None of the girls at Forks High School treat him as a whole man becuase of it. Will the new girl, Bella Swan, be any different. ExR, AxJ, EmxB, CxE.

Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC

8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!

1863: When Bella's older brother, Jasper, goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the warfront to find her beloved brother. But she is attacked, bitten, & forced to move on and spend her never ending time alone. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only her brother, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.

all human. Bella is the girl that everybody wants to be. Edward is the boy that nobody notices. An agreement to help with homework leads to a romance that neither of them can have, but sometimes it's hard to have a happy ending. ExB please read!

AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...

Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?

Bella and Renee never left Charlie. Bella has been abused for the last 10 years of her life, and Renee is dead. What happens when the Cullen's move into town and discover Bella's secret? Will love blossom? EXB usual pairings...all human...ON HOLD

Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB

An attack in Phoenix leads to the mysteryous dissaperence of Bella's Brother and a wound on her wrist that won't heal. 10 years later Bella moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, will Bella's prejudice towards vampires spell doom for them all? B/E

Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.

Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.

Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.

All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R

Esme is trilled to be teaching second grade, but when she finds one of her students in less then great shape, she must make a split second decision on behalf of this young girl. Life as a Cullen or Death?

50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!

A Emmett and Bella romance. Will Emmett finally tell Bella that he likes her more than a friend? The family has offered to help,but will something horrible happen in the process? All Human! I will update everytime I get 7 views,then 8,and then so on.

Em and Jazz are about to find out. Eternity is starting to look a lot more attractive through the rosy glow of alcohol, so get ready for insanity, jazz hands, Rocky Balboa and our two favourite vamps. A look at Twilight while ridiculously hung-over.

After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC

HIATUS: Pranks, fights, betrayal, friendships, and love. Will Edward and Bella find love? Will Jasper and ALice, Rosalie and Emmett, and Carlisle and Esme. Read this story to find out. Summary probably sucks but the story should be good. I think it is.

If Jacob were to EVER write a letter to Bella I think it should go lik this....jealous - celoso/a

Jasper plans revenge on Edward. But how? Whats the thing that Edward loves the most? His piano? Volvo? Bella?...yes BELLA! JASPER LOVERS WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS!

Edward moved to Forks,expecting to be the only supernatural being besides his family and the wolves.But Bella,who lives with her "cousin" daughter,is immortal and Different.Will they confess? Will love bloom?1 Fan-fic.Rated T cause of Em's humor-no cussin

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

EXBAU. "JEEZ? WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS JEEZ? You don't say jeez when you accidentally marry someone! You say jeez when you drop a dish!"

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

Edward and Bella are 7, and become best friends after Jake leaves her. Imagination takes over, but just one person believes the truth, but they still fail to see. Sequel news is up! OOC/OC. All Human & Canon pairings. She grew, and is now 17.

Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!

When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...

On Hiatus, Will Be Continued Eventually. See Profile For Details.

Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D

Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!

A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!

When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.