![]() Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Hellsing, Twilight, Death Note, and D.Gray-Man. yea yea i have insomnia and i spend most nights in my basement in the dark writing and reading and playing video games and most of the day hanging out with my mates or asleep for a couple hours with horrbile dreams now you know why i can't sleep little bout my self i'm irish i'm a guy and live in the U.S. ain't telling where cause i don't want stalkers shivers i love anime and am praticly partial to naruto bleach death note hellsing and code geass so probly gonna wright alot for them and other stuff i just make up stuff i like hmm choclate skittles watching clouds watching girls (yes i'm a perve get over it) writing actully getting to sleep thinking chess i wanna learn shogi but its the u.s. no one i know how to play and lets face it probly most people don't know wat it is and blasting music of rock variety my fears hmmmm thats a difficult one cuz i tend not to care that much the nightmares i guess and ummmmmm yea thats bout it cuz really death isn't scary it's just the end who knows mabay one of the relgions is right and theres summit after if there isn't i'll get over it just a side note my trilight story i'm never gonna finish is up for salvage pm me if you want it dislikes people who bitch alot people who try and make me do actula work people who interupt my cloud watching yoai and flammers favirote anime charcters shikamaru kenpachi hitsuyga garra Alucard Anderson L and mello and matt favirote anime pairs naruto hinta they just belong togather okay so stfu bout narusaku and i swear to god i will kill you if you say naruto sauske shikmaru temari its funny that way L and misa no idea i think it would be freaking hilous if that happened and i want kenpachi to have someone but never really thought bout it hehehe and lelouchie and kallen Alucard and Seras cause Alucard fucking owns and seras totally loves him and as amazing as it is i read alot side affect of having to much time on your hand i'm reading the twilight seirs right now but cuz of my luck i can't get em in order so i just been reading them i'm gonna start a story bout that soon of couse i'm still putting oc's that just me favirote twlight pairs jacob leah it's funny you gotta admit bella edward just kinda to cute to hate andddd ... i dunno faviorte quotes fuck it i'm going to hell any way FUCK ASS (boondock saints best movie ever) why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out (look above) The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor. Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord-and it makes you miss him. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. I'm not a teenager any longer, but I still endorse this. you want me to suck your dick your gay no your gay for wanting to suck my dick now suck it (fukced up shit man dumbasses watched harold and kumar escape from gb to much GUTEN TAG MOTHER FUCKER (thats mine) call me what you like i'm still takeing your cake (L talking to misa death note best fucking line ever in an anime) if i were you and you were me i'd be ugly and you'd be a genius (me) I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse. (geoge carlin R.I.P.) VEGATA WHAT DOSE THE SCOUTER SAY ps i cant splel wroth a shit charcters i'v made Zeek albino son adoptive son of Asuma Saratobi saint Patrick patron saint of blood irish vampire nickname given to him by the real saint patrick go figure Neil O'Connell irish vampire born by carsile reasons unknown shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits r.i.p. geoge carlin the funnyest man on the fucking planet random things that i stole from other people YAY plagerism I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell which icdently if it exsits i'm totally there fuck flotin around in a dress at least its warm I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction oh what i am well...shit I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan i don't i'm whatever i feel like at the moment druid I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser. oh wait i am yeaaaaaa huh i don't care I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid and i'm not i just think faster then you ha ha I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high and i don't i get drunk i get high on friday Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect that is not my fault the police is stuipid Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school |