-insom- since this seems to be the one everyone's reading this is the one I'll update. Hello people I have returned…again but that's neither here nor there

I've just been through the reviews again and 1 yep I'm lazy 2 what the hell type of insult is a bucket of weed? And thanks to those of you who have reviewed and given some positive feedback. German to English translations are still right after the German words in question. If you have any questions put em in a review and send em in I'll answer them in the next chapter or so.

PS I'm trying to update at least once a month but who knows if some people review more maybe more yes I admit it I am a review whore.

Also last time I checked I'm broke so no I don't think I own D gray man.

Oh and merry belated Christmas or happy belated Hanukah or whatever the hell you celebrate

But seriously review…..like now. Or after you read the chapter whatever works best for you

-Family bonding time-

The German sat in the bed staring at the ceiling he wore only his fatigues and short sleeved shirt more than a few scars showed on his hands and arms. While technically he was the strongest of the Noah that was only on offence, his speed, experience, and his own little powers assured that, but defensively he was barely stronger then a normal human. He took the longest to regenerate hence him sitting in bed staring at his ceiling.

His room was small and dark, weapons were scattered across a table and an old, well-maintained scoped rifle was hanging from a wall. His bed was an old leather couch long enough for him to spread out on and he had hung his new great coat on the coat rack, along with a few other coats and a knife so long it was almost a sword. At least they hadn't broken a leg, Han's hated canes. But he didn't have one and he still didn't want to move it caused a shortness of breath associated with having a punctured lung. So he stared at the ceiling from his couch thinking about nothing. Then Road was there and she was sitting next to him.

He looked down at her and gave her a small smile. She looked nervous, that was a first.

"guten morgan schewester" (good morning sister) she looked at him and smiled.

"It's the middle of the afternoon."

"Vell that's not my problem I don't have any vindows." She shrugged and Hans smiled again then looking back up at his ceiling asked. "Vhat are you nervous about lieber?" (dear one)

She looked at the man then down at her feet then back up at Hans. "I'm wondering if Allen's gonna show up like I told him to."

Hans's chuckled. "You mean like I told him to?"

She shrugged. "Whatever." The German chuckled to himself.

"Ah you young ones so insecure I alvays forget that. Ja I think he vill show up or ve vould just have to break into the HQ again vouldn't ve und that vould be too much vork."

Road hit him playfully on the shoulder, which is to say quite hard Hans yawned and stretched. "Ja vell I have much to do." She cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Yeah like what." Hans looked down at his younger sister. "… Don't you have a date to prepare for?" She jumped from the couch and sprinted out the room. Hans smiled to himself he stood and crossed over to the worktable. He took the rifle and began disassembling it he cleaned each piece and after he put the rifle back together. He put the rifle back on its resting place and stared at it for a while memories over taking him for a single moment.

The memory of gunfire, explosions, the smell of smoke, and the taste of blood, the war wasn't one of his better experiences of life. But then again it was better than prison. He stepped over to his coat rack and put on his new great coat. He stretched and twisted in it, it felt stiff but that was to be expected. He took a step back a slipped a bowie knife into his boot, a trench knife into a sheath located on his lower back, and placed various other sharp instruments into other places. He buttoned the coat and flipped up his collar then stepped out of his dark room. He smiled a small smile to himself before setting off down the hallway he had somewhere to be.

-Allen-

Allen was running around his room searching through his cloths looking for anything suitable for more than Akuma killing. Just as he was about to give up and just go in his current cloths a giant hand came down over his mouth. "Guten aben Junge I'm going to let you go but you must not scream, ja." Allen nodded and the hand came off he jumped away from Hans and his hand morphed into a claw. Hans in his great coat stared at him dispassionately in one hand he held a small package.

"How the hell did you get in here?" Allen asked him. Hans gave him an eye smile.

"Ve all have our vays Junge now put this on its bad form to go on a date in dirty cloths." Allen caught the package reflexively, he opened it revealing a nice white shirt, tie, and a pair of black slacks. When he returned to the room Hans held a long brown coat out to the boy another eye smile. "It's a cold night Mr. Valker." Allen still a shocked that the German he had fought against was now in his room giving him dating advice and nice cloths said nothing. Then Hans opened a window turned back to Allen giving him one of his eye smiles.

"Hans what are you doing?" Allen asked suspiciously, as the larger man started advancing on him Allen took a step back.

Hans chuckled darkly before grabbing the boy by the scruff of the neck before saying. "Express way down no stops." He then promptly hopped out the window and fell down a mountain.

-bet your wondering 'wait a tick' what happened to Link-

Link was very upset, hanging in a closet by his underwear with his own sock which he had been wearing all day was not an ideal way to spend the evening. He didn't even know how he got there he just heard someone say. "Tell the mustache man that he is an Arschloch." (that's basically a standard German insult or so google says.)

-Back to the express elevator-

Allen thought that he was allowed the immediate reaction to being pulled out a window, by a clearly insane man twice, his size and screamed. Not that anyone heard him of course the wind tore any sound out of the boys mouth and did many funny things to it so no one could hear it. Hans on his part was living up to Allen's expectations and was laughing like a lunatic. Right before impact, Hans other arm shot out grabbed branch to slow his descent, which promptly broke and they slowed down using Hans's tired and true method of using the German as a cushion. Allen stood up promptly checked on said cushion.

"Hans are you alright." The larger man sat up and gave him an eye smile.

"Peachy now go see Road before she comes to find me Ja?" Allen grinned for a moment then remembered who had just pulled him out a window and promptly dashed away from the man. Hans smiled to himself as he sat up and leaned against a tree he rubbed the stubble that had began growing on his chin the shrugged to himself. He pulled down his collar and withdrew a clay pipe he quickly filled it with tobacco and began smoking. He looked up at the sound of a twig snapping.

"Ah it's you I vas vondering vhen you vould show yourself."

-To the date and fluffy stuff-

Allen stepped through the door into a well lit restaurant tastefully decorated, booths lined one wall and people sat at tables laughing and talking though out the room. Allen searched the room for Road but he shortly felt a small hand grab his and he turned. His eyes widened as he took in Road Kamelot her hair was still sticking up in her trademark spiky look but that was almost all that remained of her normal look. Her skin was back to the healthy peach color of a normal human she wore a red dress that fell to a little above her knees with her stockings switched out to one of different pattern, red and black, her standard black shoes remained.

She leaned up to give him a kiss on the cheek and smiled at him. "I see that Hans took it upon himself to get you dressed?" Allen still slightly shocked upon seeing her again nodded dumbly. She sighed and led him over to a private booth. Allen shook his head in an attempt to regain his senses but this was an unfamiliar territory for the boy. Fighting demons and freeing souls no problem, but put him with a pretty girl and he was falls over himself. But Road smiled though he had shown up now she just had to show him that she wasn't some evil psycho demonic person or something.

-Insom- because I think I've been making you wait to long and I can't think or anything else at the moment. But anyway next chapter the date gets a rolling and we see who Hans was talking to. Unless he's insane. Or Mason.

Any way any questions and you can ask them in a review. So review like now