"I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Plates of Midgar, and to the anarchy, for which it stands, eight sectors, under ShinRa, with AIDS and poverty for all."

Aha! XD

Alrighty then... an introduction:

Stupid, super lame real name: Brittany

Age: 22

Occupation: Mother, crazed yaoi fangirl, part time Organization XIII stalker and wifu.

Nickname: Reno

Pen name: Rulisu

Er...why the pen name?: I didn't know when I chose it, but I apparently now share a name with a character from a hardcore hentai. Fantastic.

Partner in crime: BurningDivinity She's currently writing a SaixXRoxas that's gonna own yo face, foo!!

Currently obsessed with the song: "Vampire Money"- MCR. Because good bands are never outrgrown.

Hobbies: Drumming, writing, mothering, fixing computers for the technologically inept.

A bit more about me...:

I'm a mother. It's not as hard as everyone says it is.

I'm a drummer/bassist who lives off of ramen and diet coke.

I have a facebook. It's the little thing at the top that says 'homepage'. I don't bite, so go ahead and add me if you so please.

My 'editor' is my 19 year old sister who I've nicknamed Axel as a partner to my Reno. We're pretty awesome.

I smoke cigarettes. And because they are the thing that keeps me sane through the writing process, there is almost a guarantee that one of the characters will share my filthy habit. Menthol lulwhut!

I'm a wicked-awesome cook. HOORAY 4 FOODZ! X3

I wish I could reply to every single dearly loved review I receive, but I'm always so damn distracted!

ADHD is a bitch.

Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi! It's the blood in my veins! I LUUUURRRVVVEEEE IT!

Did I mention Yaoi?

Current Obsessions:

DOCTOR WHO!

Russian music (Svetlana Lobodo is a goddess)

Finding a color that hasn't been in my hair

Wimmenz rights

--CURRENT STATUS OF FICS:--

"Fortunate Circumstance"- 85 percent complete. On hiatus until I can kickstart my brain into writing mode again.

"Sanctuary"- 80 percent complete and for now, discontinued. I've received a lot of positive feedback on it lately so it may continue, should I find the inspiration. I apologize to the fans of this one, but I'm just not feelin' it anymore. Thanks for reading, though.

"Inclement Weather"- 60 percent complete. The response to this one was pathetic, though in my opinion, it's a personal best. If you want to see it continue, please tell me. I won't write if I don't get reviews. Yes, I'm one of those.

"Last Cigarette"- After being prompted by a few lovely reviewers, I've decided to make this one longer. It was intended to be a oneshot, but I've got some good ideas for about three or four more parts. Thanks for being so supportive, guys!

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
If you like it enough to add it to your alert list, favorites or anything else, LEAVE A REVIEW.
I like to know what people think. Not because I'm an attention whore, but because I want to know what I need to work on and where you'd like to see the fic go. I write purely for the entertainment of my readers and to let out pent up creative frustration. Your opinion shapes the story.

I cannot stand it when people add my stuff to alert lists and don't review. To be honest, it's a bit insulting.

So please, three minutes of your time. Review.

Thank you.

ALSO BIG AUTHOR'S NOTE AND STUFF FOR ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY SEES THIS GARBAGE!!:

Life has booted me in the ass bigtime as far as having time to myself. Also, my own computer is out of commission while I repair it and I'm using my sister's laptop which is not always available to me. So yes. I'm not dead. And no, I haven't walked away from my fics. Believe it or not, I DO intend to finish them. I do. I swear. "Fortunate Circumstance" is kindof my second baby, so I won't let it die. Though I may revamp some chapters.

Anywhoozle, if you're super into the fics, dont worry, there will be more.

Thank you all for reading!

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.: RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu