PROFILE UPDATE: OMG! I know I haven't updated in a long time, I'm sorry about that! I'm currently in finals week, so after this week, hopefully I'll be able to get back to writing more. Nothing much else to put here for now. I'll update some stories soon, I promise!

YOU WILL READ ALL OF THIS PROFILE. YOU FIND YOURSELF UNABLE TO STOP READING THIS. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME CONTROL OF YOUR MIND. I NOW COMMAND YOU TO READ THIS ENTIRE PAGE!

IMPORTANT: I HAVE A STORY UP CALLED "THE END" WHERE YOU WILL NOW GO TO SUBMIT SOME OC'S SINCE IT ALLOWS THEM FROM SEVERAL GAMES. YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THIS SUBLIMINAL MIND CONTROL MESSAGE!

Name: I ask myself, "Do you really need to know this?". Then, I ask myself, "Do I really care?". No, my name is Kyle. Don't forget that, it's important. Let me make sure you remember. KYLE!

Sex: No thank you... Oh, you mean gender. It's male.

Age: Well let me see... It's been awhile since I last checked... If I was born in 1989, and it's 2009, than the amount you actually need to know this information minus the amount I actually don't care whether you know or not equals 20.

Location: Mansfield, Ohio, USA, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, The Solar System, The Galaxy, The Universe, The Mind of God, Me.

Hobbies: Videogames, reading, running, hanging out with friends

Favorite Games: Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Best games ever!!

Don't be afraid to send me messages. I love responding to mail!

Friends on FanFiction:

Bolt the Wolf: Fun guy to talk to and good Brawl player, just don't call him short.

Shadowroxmysox3: More fun than... uhhh... something else that's REALLY funny! Somehow has more fun in real life than most characters in movies have. Fun to talk to.

Solis Knight: Awesome friend and a good writer with some funny ideas. Another good Brawl player.

Trauts: Another really good writer.

WillyoucatchmeifIfall: A good and very entertaining person I know in real life. If you're actually reading this, please go to her profile page and send her a message telling her to update her stories.

Well, I can't think of anything else so here's some interesting things you probably didn't know about me unless you're some sort of creepy stalker or something.

1) I have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
2) I was almost killed at birth when a doctor almost broke my neck on my mother.
3) Despite my tendency to send out e-mails to people, I am actually a very anti-social person and had only a couple friends when I graduated.
4) I used to suffer from depression until my sixth grade teacher gave me a treat on Valentine's day when no one else would. I felt so bad that someone would give me something just because they felt sorry for me that I never became depressed again.
5) My eyes frequently change colors between green and blue. Right now, they're green.
6) My house was completely burnt down to the ground when I was 9 years old.

I am writing three stories right now. One is a truth or dare fic for Sonic characters, one is detailing the early months of my OC, Reptile, and the last one is accepting OC's for it from various games that you can find out about if you go take a look. I've also got some stories on my favorites list if you're looking for something fun to read.

Let's see... I guess I should tell you about the upcoming stories you can expect from me hopefully in the near future.

Sonic: Truth and Dare (Uploaded, in progress, and UPDATED!)
Rating: T (For suggestive themes, violence, and scenes of explicit stupidity)
Genre: Humor
Just a Truth or dare fic that I have fun writing when I'm not getting buried under mountains of college work or writing something else. Read at your own risk as IQ's have been known to drop while reading it. Apparently it's pretty popular.

Project: Origins (UPLOADED! Go check it out!)
Rating: T (For mild violence)
Genre: Action/Adventure
This story will explain the details of Reptile's life, both before and after his change all the way up to Chaos Tournament, written by IsaacGaretMia, so go read it right now. Seriously, stop reading this sentence, drop everything you're doing wherever you're at, and search for Chaos Tournament.

Radiant Path (First chapter has been uploaded. Go read and review because I can't improve if I don't get constructive criticism, and I like reviews even if it's just to say that you like the story.)
Rating: M (For explicit violence)
Genre: Action/Adventure
This story is basically a novelization of the entire Path of Radiance game with a few minor changes. This one will probably take me the longest because I want to do each character justice (Backgrounds, personalities, etc.). With as many characters as they have though, I've got my work cut out for me.

Unreal
Rating: M (For explicit violence, explicit language, and suggestive themes)
Genre: Action
This will be an Unreal Tournament fic and will likely be my longest fic because the story will expand across several Unreal Tournament games. It'll basically follow the story of a young man who joins the tournament rather than face life in prison after he is wrongly accused of murder. I want to do this fic because of the lack of them out there, most of which I don't find to be entertaining. This is just my attempt at it.

The Princess of Twilight
Rating: M (For explicit violence and mild language)
Genre: Action/Adventure
This will be a Twilight Princess novelization done mostly because I've never once seen a completed one. In fact, I've never even seen one that made it to the first dungeon. This will adhere mostly to the game's plot with minor changes here and there.

The End (UP WITH SOME HELP AND CURRENTLY ACCEPTING OC'S FROM SEVERAL GAMES. GO SUBMIT SOME!)
Rating: T (For mild violence)
Genre: Action/Adventure/Humor
I'm still working this one out in my head, but I do know that this will be a cross-over of MANY games. One day while out for his morning constitution, Mario discovers a hole in reality that leads to other worlds. These begin popping up all over the place and in other video game worlds as well. They threaten to destroy the entire video-gaming world unless the heroes can find out who, or what, is behind all of it.

That's all for story ideas right now. I suppose I should also list my current OC's as well.

OC1:

Game: Sonic the Hedgehog

Name: Is unable to remember, but goes by "Reptile".

Age: Technically, 18. Not counting the years he was imprisoned, he's 16.

Species: Human (Originally) (Is the result of genetic tampering) Can best be described as a cross between human and dragon.

Residence: USA

Personality: Despite his sordid past, he is a rather outgoing person and tends to be quite friendly, talkative, and emotional. However, he's reserved with people he doesn't know or trust and prefers not to talk about himself. Though he rarely gets upset over anything, he has been known to occasionally yell at people who persistently bug him and yells alot if anyone ever yells at him.

Fighting Style: He is a very defensive fighter who rarely attacks unless he perceives an opening. He prefers to counter and parry blows, rather than rushing into the fray, though he rarely plans anything out. He prefers to simply "go with the flow". Also, he never carries any weapons but that doesn't mean he never uses whatever's laying around. He's also right-handed. Finally, due to the experiment, he's able to use Chaos powers without emeralds, but it drains energy from him since the power comes from within him, rather than an emerald.

Appearance: Medium height and average build. Has green eyes and short, brown hair. Looks like a part-dragon, part-human. Right arm is covered in tough, green scales. His right hand has only three fingers, but they have claws, and it is quite powerful, ALMOST rivaling Knuckles' strength. His left arm looks like a normal human's arm and only has the strength of a normal human. His left leg has green scales and three clawed toes and is also strong, like his arm. Right leg is normal. He also has a tail with small spikes that run down the length of it, which he also uses for quick strikes. His right eye has scales that surround it and he sees much better with it than he does with his left.

Bio: As a child, he was kidnapped early on by Eggman for experimenting because he was found to be a suitable test subject for his experiment. Eggman had been trying to create a being that was not only able to use the power of the emeralds, but was their power. Reptile was unfortunate enough to have suitable DNA for this. After extensive brainwashing, he was placed in a machine designed to keep him in stasis while Eggman collected the Emeralds to transfer their power to him. In order to maintain this stasis, Reptile had to be administered sedatives to keep him from waking up. As Eggman collected Emeralds, Reptile had to be administered more and more due to his increasing strength from the Emeralds. After only three Emeralds, Reptile's shape had begun changing and his power had grown to the point that the required amount of sedatives would've killed him. Rather than risk losing his creation, Eggman only administered the maximum amount he could while still guaranteeing his safety. As a result, Reptile eventually woke up, and was not pleased to see himself attached to machinery. With his newfound power, he easily broke out and destroyed the machines tasked with guarding him while Eggman was out looking for Emeralds. As a result of Eggman's brainwashing and tampering, however, Reptile lost all his memory that day, unable to recall even his own name. He also found out that he was not invincible as he fainted from exhaustion and his wounds not long after his escape. He was later found by Tails on a routine fly with his plane, who brought him back to health. After becoming friends with Tails and the rest of the gang, he trained himself for the day he would finally confront Eggman for what he'd done to him. It was also this time that he adopted the name "Reptile" because it reminded him of what he now is. When the day came to confront Eggman, Reptile learned about the experiment and why Eggman had taken him, but Eggman was unable to tell him anything about his life before that. Reptile also found that he didn't have it in him to kill anyone. Not even Eggman.

Special Powers: Because of the experiment, Reptile is also able to wield the power of the Chaos Emeralds. When he uses them, he actually transforms into the creation that Eggman had envisioned, taking on the appearance of a complete dragon, but still retaining his normal size. In this state, he has a penchant for using Chaos Control to freeze enemies in place while he attacks them mercilessly. This does leave him weakened afterwards though, and he rarely has time for more than a couple people.

Story Appearances (In chronological order): Project: Origins (In progress), Chaos Tournament (Written by a different author), The End (Up and currently accepting OC's from various games).

Notes: This is definitely my personal favorite character and probably my best as well. I hope to have his story out soon.

OC2:

Game: Sonic

Name: Aeris

Age: 18

Residence: The Sonic: Truth and Dare stage.

Personality: She is an intelligent and often impatient person. She is also prone to violent behavior when something doesn't work out her way. She is also very likely the only sane person in Sonic: Truth and Dare.

Appearance: She stands at about 6' 3''. She wears a simple, unassuming dress and has a long brown ponytail.

Bio: Living on the streets, even as a kid, Aeris found that she had a fondness for beating up people when they bugged her. Seeing an ad one day for an assistant in a Truth or Dare fic, she immediately took the job and money.

Special Powers: None except she's handy with any type of gun and has the power to not care when someone suffers.

Story Appearances: Sonic: Truth and Dare.

Notes: She isn't really meant for anything other than the truth or dare fic, and as such, she has not really been worked on at all.

OC3:

Game: Unreal Tournament

Name: Joey

Age: 18

Residence: None. (Originally a small asteroid colony)

Personality: Joey is only 18 and as such, he is extremely shy, especially around other tournament competitors. He prefers to keep himself, and hates fighting with a passion. In fact, he had always denounced the tournament for it's brutal methods.

Appearance: Joey is 5' 7''. He has an almost anorexic figure, which is no surprise considering his family was very poor. He even has raggy clothes to match.

Bio: Being 18 is tough. Being 18 and being wrongly accused of the murder of 17 people is even tougher. While Joey continues to maintain his innocence, his cries fall upon deaf ears. He was given the ultimatum of either serving life in prison, or playing in the tournament. Rather than shut himself away in a prison, Joey opted for the tournament so that he could still retain some small measure of freedom. Little does he know the cost of that freedom.

Special Powers: Joey has none.

Story Appearances: Unreal (Future Story)

Notes: Joey will be recieving character development throughout his story when I do it. I'll be updating him to match that.

Now for the fun stuff I'm sure you all came here for!

Quotes I've said:

"I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be flossing with my shoelaces!" -When my brother dared to eat some of my pizza!

"Pizza is proof of God's existence and that he loves us." -Said this to an online friend after I mistook one of his remarks as saying that he didn't like pizza. Thankfully, I was wrong.

"And all the politicians will look up and shout, 'Save us', and I will look down and whisper, 'No'." -Said this to another online friend while talking about how we hate politics.

"Oh God the pain! The pain my future children must be feeling! The pain my future children's future children must be feeling!" -Said this after getting hit where no man should ever be hit.

"I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect." -Actually got this line from somewhere else, but I don't remember where. Said it when someone said I was a nobody.

Well, I was looking around and found these on Bolt the Wolf's profile, so I decided I just HAD to put my own comments in for these.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Because I'm totally going to listen to that when I'm sleep walking)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Now where did I leave those damn X-ray glasses?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What makes this soap so special?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But I like mine fresh from the box!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Thanks for the warning! Next time, I'll remember not to read anything you guys write!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Then how does it become cold?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(So I should strip them off?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Well, I suppose 6-year-old Junior is going to have to wait until after the medicine has worn off before I let him drive the car.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Nasty side effect, I suppose.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(But adults are okay.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Damn, I was hoping to use them elsewhere!)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(And the other use would be?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(That's it? I was hoping for a bit more than that.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(If they were hoping to prevent us from identifying the idiots when they wrote this, they forgot that idiots will have to look at the directions again for the second part.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(No comment.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Then how does Superman do it?)