I do not own any of the Sonic characters just so you know, I only own Alexander.

Location: Beijing

Event: The Olympic Games

Things you didn't see at the Olympics

The day had finally arrived, Mario and Sonic were going to face off at the Olympics today. Already you could see the legendary icons and their teams squaring off in the middle of the stadium. The entire crowd could just feel the intensity of the glares they where giving each other, they were less than a few feet away.

On Team Mario there was Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, and Mario himself.

On Team Sonic there was Dr. Eggman, Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Blaze, Shadow, Vector, and Sonic himself.

For awhile neither team moved.

Sonic stared at Mario

Tails stared at Luigi

Mario stared at Tails

Luigi stared at Sonic

Amy stared at Waluigi's stick like body

Daisy stared at Eggman's lard tight wearing form

Blaze stared at the booger in Bowers left nostril

Yoshi stared at Knuckles rather big forehead

Shadow stared at Peach's chest

Wario farted

The sound of Wario farting startled both teams and caused them to fly at each other, thinking that the other side was attacking.

"I'm going to kick your imperial butt!" Sonic shouted.

"You wish you could kick it you-a dirty boy!" Mario retaliated.

"You know what, screw this fight, I'm going to beat you on the race track!"

It wasn't long before Mario, Sonic, Bowser, Eggman, Tails, Luigi, Peach, and Blaze found themselves in the middle of the race track ready to get on with the first events. While Mario and Sonic where glaring at each other, Eggman was talking into a communicator that was on his arm.

"Ok you got the plan right?"

"Yesssssss sir Mr. Eggman, I am in a perfect ssssssspot to shot down anyone that tries to get in front of you."

"Good, as you know I will never really be on Sonic's team."

After a good few minutes of stretches everybody lined up on the starting line while Cream the Rabbit stud by with a gun in her hands.

BANG

She shot the gun and everybody started off with Sonic and Mario in the lead, Eggman however was dead last.

Meanwhile on the other side of the stadium, one Alexander the Snake (Read Tails and Knuckles to find out about him) stood, in his arms he held a sniper rifle and was pointing it at the race track. He had a very disgusted look on his face.

"That stupid lard asssssssss probably didn't even exercise for the games, oh well, time to get paid."

He got his rifle and looked threw the scoop, pointing it at Sonic.

"Time to say goodbye Missssssster Hedgehog."

Meanwhile on another part of the stadium the officials unwisely let Amy Rose have a turn shooting a gun in the shooting event.

"Weeeeeee!! Shooting guns is fun, no wonder Shadow has a whole collection in his closet!"

Everyone started to duck and cover as the hyperactive pink hedgehog started to shoot in all directions. One of the bullets came over to where Alexander was standing and hit his gun but he was able to get a shot off before falling to the ground.

He hit Eggman…

… in the ass.

"HHHHHOOOOOOOO!! BULLETS IN THE AAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!" Screamed Eggman as he rolled along the ground in pain.

Alexander looked on shocked, feeling that he might get a pay cut.

Sonic, Shadow, Yoshi, and Mario were getting ready for the triple jump event, when Silver the Hedgehog came in and stood in front of them.

"Hey guys how come I was not invited to the games?" Silver asked.

"Because we all know that you would cheat in every event by using your powers." Shadow answered.

"Oh yeah! I bet that I could jump ten meters in this event without using them."

Both Sonic and Shadow laughed at this.

"Silver you can't even play hopscotch, so there is no way you can do a triple jump."

"Well watch this."

Silver lined up at the starting line and prepared himself to run, when suddenly it looked like something caught his eye.

"Hey is that Amy and Rouge with new boyfriends?"

Sonic and Shadow turned around… but they saw nothing. When they turned back around Silver was in the sand at the ten meter mark.

"Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes! I told you I could do it!" Silver gloated.

Sonic was mad. "Now that is bull, you just lied that you saw our girls with other men! There is no way you did that jump!"

"I saw Amy and Rouge with other guys and I did do that jump." Silver insisted.

"No he-a didn't he used some powers and floated, me and Yoshi saw it."

Apparently Silver had forgotten about Mario and Yoshi, and even though Sonic despised Mario in every way possible, he knew that he was an honest man.

"Silver you jerk we are going to kick your ass!" Sonic shouted.

Sonic proceeded to kick Silver between the legs.

Mario launched several fireballs at him.

Yoshi pinched his nipples.

And Shadow finished him off by using Chaos control and teleporting Silver to the other side of the stadium and dropping him from thirty feet in the air.

"Ow ow ow ow ow how did I not see that coming?" Muttered Silver.

Shadow and Luigi where jumping over hurdles, they are way out front in the lead and are side by side. During the time Luigi had been jumping the hurdles a feeling had been swelling up inside of him, and no it was not that feeling, it was the feeling to shout out a name.

As both he and Shadow jumped over another hurdle at the same time, he couldn't take it anymore, he tilted his head back and shouted out…

"Daisy!"

When Shadow heard Luigi's call, he couldn't hold at in any longer either.

"Maria!"

"DDDDAAAAIIIISSSSYYYY!!"

"MMMMAAAARRRRIIIIAAAA!!"

Tails could be seen stretching, getting ready for the water events. Sonic walked by him in a puffy lifejacket. Tails held back his laughter.

He stopped his stretches when he noticed a shadow loom over him, he turned around to find none other than…

"Dr. Eggman!?"

Eggman looked at him confused.

"Eggman? I'm not Eggman, I'm…"

Eggman than does a transformer and turns into…

"Metal Sonic!"

Princess Peach comes up to Tails.

"And I'm not really Peach, I'm… Princess Zelda!"

"What! Your Zelda and he's Metal Sonic?"

"You got it!"

Blaze comes up next.

"And I'm actually a Princess from the future!"

Tails looked between all of them confused as hell

"What's up with all of you? Well you know what, I got something to tell you all! I'm not really Tails! In reality I'm…"

A bright light shined on Tails and he suddenly morphed into a giant figure with two large hands beating on a drum.

"Bongo Bongo!"

Sonic saw the entire event.

"Damn… who saw that coming?"