Sup, my ho's!

Tis I, Doomed User

About Me:

I'm a black ass, twenty four six old, foul-mouthed American bastard with dreams of owning the world. I spend my days toiling away in an office and my nights surrounded by the comfort of my loving family and my mentor, Mr. Jack Daniels.

Other useless things to know about me:

All of my friends call me 'Bootstrap'. Movie reference, should actually be pretty obvious.

I have a tendency to give everyone a nickname.

I am overly critical of myself

I am a hypocrite.

My favorite genres of music are Rap and Metal

I embody laziness and procrastination

I look forward to parenthood one day becoming a part of my life

I have a habit of frivolously spending money

I've been on since I was fifteen

I am pretty terrible at sports

I listen to music when I do anything

I spend most of my free time gaming, or watching Netflix

Yo, I'm scared of tornadoes

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is my hero.

I dropped out of college

I don't care for Pokemon.

I am absolutely hooked on Puzzle & Dragons.

I'm bilingual

Why I'm here:

I enjoy reading fanfiction. I think its a true expression of admiration and creativity, minus the weird s*. I'd like to be able to contribute to some of that creativity myself but, well, writers block is a boss battle.

I usually spend the majority of my time on this site lurking, browsing through fandoms until something peaks my interest. I have a huge appreciation for a well written story and I usually make this known whenever possible. On the other hand, if I spot something that I dislike, I'll make that known too.

I hope to make better use of this site and it's features in the near future.