A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

LL Made for the jjbabyficathon. Lorelai and Rory move to Stars Hollow and meet Luke waaay earlier than in the show, here, Lorelai moves away after a couple years only to come back later. Give it a try, cuz my mind is weird and u know u like it

"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.

Sequel to Anything but Conventional. With an everlasting love, they say good bye. Will their love be enough to endure the distance and all the hardships along the way? AH/OOC

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet

Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*

Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.

Sideline Collision through Bella's eyes, before she met Edward up through chapter one of Sideline.

The next installment in the Good at Dating series. Picks up a little bit after Middle Management. Lorelai and Luke get the whole package.

The year 1993; What if two pairs of blue eyes met, shared an incredible evening together, and altered the history of Stars Hollow…FOREVER. ONE NIGHT changes everything! A WITTY BRUNETTE and a GRUFF HANDY MAN pair off. Ch26 Still working on WITS II,sorry

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Part One of the mini-series starts eleven months after the end of Season 8.

The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.

A few adult rated missing scenes from Packaged Goods

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

Starts in Star Crossed Lovers… and flashes back to pre-series events in each chapter. Lorelai and Luke have benefits before becoming friends with benefits. It will be about the effects of their sporadic intimacy on their growing friendship and vice-versa.

Here we go again. The third version of the Story That Would Not Die! A friendly wager, a town event but this time Lorelai wins and Luke finds himself a fish out of water keeping up his end of the bet.

I have taken the last few episodes of season 4 and the first few of season 5 and mixed them up, added a few things in, and taken a few things out. The same things happen, but how do they deal with them if we shift the focus a bit?

In competition, they say that winning isn't everything. We, here, laugh at that. We laugh long and we laugh hard. If you like yourself some Luke and Lorelai, you might consider checking this one out! Set AU Season 3. COMPLETE.

AU:NOW COMPLETE Please note the rating change for chapter 7! Luke and Lorelai are hit with a reality that neither one expected but both have secretly desired. Meanwhile, Rory also encounters some unexpected challenges; only this time, she truly faces them

This story starts after Luke and Lorelai's movie date in season 4, it's 100% AU and is basically Lorelai trying to find out more about Luke and if she has feelings for him, are they more than just friends?

Written in response to a prompt by Domenica Marie. It may not be exactly as she envisioned it, but I have a plam. At least, I think I do. Starts in Merry Fisticuffs. What will Lorelai do when she finds out that her French elopement is not legal?

15 year old Lorelai Gilmore feels smothered and unloved. 17 year old Luke Danes just checked his father into the hospital. What happens when chance brings these struggling teens together?

This is for the Support Stacie auction. The story takes place in S4, rating is M, and it's AU--doesn't follow any events that took place on the show. But it does follow the show, if that makes sense. LL stars and the basement is a big setting...

A glimpse at the life and loves of Patricia LaCosta, with just a dab of Lorelai and Luke for good measure.

Lorelai rooks Luke into playing Santa at the town party. He later finds out why.

Set in Season One. How long does it take to figure out that your true love may have been standing right in front of you all along? My Support Stacie Author Auction fic, brought to you by IkilledKenny and Iwannahorn.

This is my submission for the Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda Season 2 challenge. My episode? Back in the Saddle Again. Let's see if we can't get these two kids to pony up, shall we?

LL.“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours if they don't they never were.”Post season2.Something unrealistic happens to Lorelai and only Luke can save her.R&R

Illness happens and leads to a whole lotta LL quality time. Pre-hookup, S4, Rated M, and Complete.

Set around Twenty-one Is the Loneliest Number, this smutty little bit of fluff asks the question, how good did Luke look in that Mountie hat?

**** Rating changed for safety**** Takes place in season three. Luke is with Nicole, and Lorelai is with Alex. Or are they? JavaJunkie - trust me. Starts in Those Are Stings, Pinnocchio and flashes back.

Lorelai and Luke. Another story that has these two crazy kids realizing what's right in front of their eyes. Starts at friendship and shifts to a wonderful place. Complete and rated M. Enjoy!

I have had a few requests for adult versions of some of the chapters from Good at Dating, Rules of Engagement and Middle Management. So if you are in a smutty mood, here is Good at Dirty! for your reading pleasure.

Part 3 Picks up where Good at Dating and Rules of Engagement left off. Lorelai and Luke begin their middle.

Lorelai detests being unwell and generally insists she doesn't get sick. When she's confronted with the reality of being seriously ill, it forces her to reevaluate what's really important in her life.

Luke took the job as coach just so that he would be able to pay for Culinary School. What he hadn't expected was that he would fall for a student. And not just any student, Lorelai. ON HIATUS.

I made this fic a preventative step in the WBB split. Just a way for Lorelai to open her eyes and see what she needs to see without waiting til Luke is five seconds away from leaving her. It's complete and rated T with some adult content.

Songfic based on Ne-Yo's "Say It". JavaJunkie. Luke decides to show Lorelai what he really thinks about all day.

Lorelai and Luke learn to really appreciate the mirror they have in their bedroom. Dirty OS using Copops idea of "Mirror love". The M rating is there for a reason!

Lorelai is with Max. Luke is with Rachel. We all know they can't hide their true feelings. Sex ensues.

A little post-fic addendum to Seven Weeks. Lorelai and Luke plan a romantic weekend away.

Season 1 - What if Lorelai had gone back to see Luke after Mrs. Kim interrupted Luke in Double Date? This is a short story as all the action takes place in one night.

April kept them apart, but she's bringing them back together. Lorelai helps April with a small dilemma and then finally tells Luke how she's feeling. Starts between 6.20 and 6.21, and it's mine from there. Will then go into their married life. LL.

Here's what I think Lorelai and Luke were up to this Valentine's Day.

Lorelai is generally conscious of her short-comings, but when she thinks she's overlooked a big one, she can't help but obsess. Fortunately, Luke is there to make it all better. Ha, a real summary! So proud. Rated M. M, people, M!

Luke gives Lorelai 15 hours of labor to do with him what she wants. This JJ story is AU and when they are just starting to realize they may have some feelings not just friendship related. Smut will eventually ensue. Please Read and review. I love reviews

LL Pretty much pointless, I was bored one night and The MuseoSmut paid me a visit. No Haydens or Nardini's or nothing bad like that. Pure LLlovin JAVAJINKIE

Pure AU LL smutt. What else is there. Based on the episode Lost and Found, but with a very different and smutty ending : Enjoy and please do not forget to review.

Different take on movie night. Very AU. Complete.

I love this new category of friendship. That's what this story's about. Friendship. Luke and Lorelai. Rated M and complete.

Lorelai wants Luke to be impulsive and loose his inhibitions. The storeroom isn't for storing pickles in anymore.

The title's not an enigma. Good enough clue? Luke and Lorelai. Rated M.

What happens when Lorelai asked Luke to do an... odd favour for her? Note the strong M rating!

Takes place after Lorelai sings at K.C.'s. Rated M for some LL smut.

When Lorelai feels that her and Luke's relationship, or FRIENDSHIP, is about to change, she gets spooked. But, let's just toss in a little jealousy for good measure. This story is complete.

This story is most definitely about Luke and Lorelai. You know you want to click. The word 'naked' is used for crying out loud! Note rating. Story's complete.

JAVAJUNKIE Remember when Luke said that once he's asleep he's asleep for good and Lorelai had a knowing face, like if she had done something to test out that theory? Well that face got my mind going and since akarana asked for it, I wrote it. Dirty JJ

Story about Lorelai and Luke. Who else is there? Pre RR.

Written for the JJ Baby Ficaton. Takes place after Blame Booze and Melvile. Full summary inside!

Set during 'Written in the Stars', How Lorelai and Luke got from Sniffy's to Luke's bed. Pretty graphic, but romantic rather than smutty. Enjoy the JJ romance

April comes in Luke's life a little sooner. Luke and Lorelai all the way, but it takes place in earlier season. They're still just friends. This story is complete.

AU, JavaJunkie. Sequel to The Balance of the Universe READ THAT FIRST! The statute of limitations is up, and Lorelai's rapist is back. Dun dun DUN!

This story takes place before LukeLorelai got involved. When Luke has to go away, Lorelai learns how much he means to her. Maturity is needed for later chapter. And this bad boy is complete!

Partly because I hate Christopher. Mostly because I like screwing with the balance of the universe. Christopher never existed. Rory was the product of rape. JavaJunkie, focus is on LorelaiRory relationship. COMPLETE STORY, sequel to come.

Luke and LorELAI aren't together yet, of course. This is ME after all. Just a good old story of jealousy which translates into...well, i'm not going to just give it away. Note M rating!

ONE SHOT!The heat goes out. In Stars Hollow. Luke and Lorelai are the ONLY two characters I focus on. Need I say more? Yes? Well, um, um...just click on it!

When Luke starts to feel a little down and out, Lorelai takes it upon herself to make him feel better. Goes back to when they were friends.

When Sookie questions the real reason why Luke and Lorelai haven't hooked up, Lorelai decides to prove her and everyone else wrong, but will she succeed?

AUfuture. It's been two years since Lorelai slept with Chris and left Stars Hallow. Luke stayed, like always. Now he goes on.

LL Ok, yes it's a new story, it's an LL fluff, because we really need them. Give it a try because we all know how crazy my mind is... COMPLETE

Some talking and other activities that people in a loving relationship enjoy...

LL not all mistakes are bad ones. JAVAJUNKIE UNCUT and UNCENSORED

When Lorelai Gilmore met Luke Danes in a hospital waiting room, she was 16, pregnant, and looking for a way out of the life her parents have chosen for her. Luke was 18 and had the kind of life that was completely different from the Gilmores. Ch. 27 up

LL Luke is invited to a World Series, and so is Lorelai. But first they want to know if she could live through 1 game JAVAJUNKIE