I am crazy! And that's all you're gonna get! HA!

No seriously. I guess I don't have much to say accept that I'm totally insane and I don't even know why. Guess it's in my genes. -_-

From time to time, people tell me, “lighten up, it’s just a horse,” or,”that’s a lot of money for just a horse” . They don’t understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for “just a horse.” Some of my proudest moments have come about with “just a horse.” Many hours have passed and my only company was “just a horse,” but I did not once feel slighted. Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by “just a horse,” and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of “just a horse” gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day. If you, too, think it’s “just a horse,” then you will probably understand phrases like “just a friend,” “just a sunrise,” or “just a promise.” Just a horse” brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy. “Just a horse” brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person. Because of “just a horse” I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future. So for me and folks like me, it’s not “just a horse” but an embodiment of all the hopes and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment. "Just a horse” brings out what’s good in me and diverts my thoughts away from myself and the worries of the day. I hope that someday they can understand that it’s not “just a horse” but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being “just a woman.” So the next time you hear the phrase “just a horse” just smile, because they “just” don’t understand.

people call me little drummer girl... guess why... hehe

My favorite kind of food is... ok so I like Chinese, Mexican, and Italian. I couldn't choose just one!!

My favorite movies are: The Phantom of the opera, V for vendetta...all super hero movies both DC and Marvel including Hellboy, A knights tale, Zorro, Hellboy (did I say that already?) and Beauty and the beast ( both the movies and the tv show with Ron Perlman. He's my fave actor... And Linda Hamilton... She's just awesome).

My favorite books: Star girl and it's sequel love, Beauty and Rose daughter (which are both retellings of the beauty and the beast), Black Beauty, and the phantom of the opera.

I play drums and clarinet

I love horse back riding

I like to swim

I like to draw and paint and am pretty good at it

I think that people who purposefully try to annoy people are rude and well, annoying

I love animals

I love sports but am not very athletic

"You know what offends me? Offended people!"

I like to use big or confusing words during conversations so as to confuse people. It is just so funny when someone tries to butt into a conversation and I put my hand up and say, "tete-a- tete". _ They either walk away confused or ask what it means, if they ask I give them a dictionary. hehe... .

Pizza, I love pizza. If you love pizza put this on your profile and put your name here- Bunny-Boo I love you, Angelic-Reader

Things that are interesting (or not) about me and the things I know or like:

I like the phantom of the opera... No, scratch that, I LOVE the Phantom of the Opera!!

I like horses

I think that drums are the best musical instrument ever invented

I'm a super hero freak- Spiderman, superman, the Hulk, dare devil, Batman, esspecially Hellboy! I love them all!

I think that guinea pigs are awesome

I like to sing when I'm all alone and no one can hear me, (or so I think) o.0

Ifs : (and one not if full of total randomness)

If you sing a lot at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your life was a musical, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like things to be clean and yet are really messy, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't see why they couldn't have made the musical Movie's deformity just a little worse, copy and paste this into your profile

Cows are blue. Monkeys are purple. I love cheese. Aliens do exist.Grass is fuzzy (but I'm allergic to it).Superman can fly. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm just Random! If you're Random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sing in the rain sometimes, or have done so before, Copy and Paste this into your profile

If you wish Erik was real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said Pull, or Vica versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Christine should have chosen Erik, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny, aint he cute?
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination, how sweet!

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You go to a party and take Face book pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/Face book.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer/playing with your i-phone/i-pod.

7. You read this list and kept nodding and smiling.

8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy too notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you know the "Fried ham fried ham" song put this on your profile

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy them by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to talk to you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?

There is no price for awesomeness, or attractiveness. And you are no match for my bodosity!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, Christinesangel100, Angelic-Reader

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

FRIENDS: Are only through school life
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

friend VS Best friend

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial/Knows your number off by heart, even if you don't.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Darn!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad and Mum and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this straight away.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run forest, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Funny things:

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found it?

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, frodoschick, Swirk, Summer, BrideofPhantom, Angelic-Reader

If you've ever looked at a mirror, singing Angel Of Music, hoping the angel of music would come through, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.(not suggested if you're at a funeral...)

If you have done anything embarrassing in public (ex; picking your nose), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you avoided the above sentence because you are embarrassed to admit you’ve been embarrassed before, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Phantom of the Opera is stupid, then there is something wrong with you're mind!! SO LEAVE!

If you love Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have no idea why you're reading this profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason and then everyone in the room tried to get you to stop put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, Angelic-Reader

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; IamthePhantomoftheOpera-Trumpet and Piano, Angelic-reader-Drums & Clarinett

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud Leroux phan and/or you prefer full-masked, skeletal deformity Erik to half-masked, sunburned Erik, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're in a band, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is too long and your loving it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard someone say 'pudding' then found yourself rolling around on the floor and laughing like a maniac, copy and paste this into your profile then add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, Angelic-Reader

If you have written even one of these copy and paste things yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you almost never really understand what your friends are chatting about unless they explain it to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever purposfully gotten on people nerves just to see what there reaction is put this on your profile and add your name to the list- Angelic-Reader

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think Christine should be slapped upside her head for choosing Raoul over the Phantom (who we all know is clearly the better choice), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

You know you like Phantom when:

1. You spell every word with an 'f' sound with 'ph', usual words include 'phan', 'phanphic' and phantastic'.

2. You have endless discussions about whether Gerard Butler or Michael Crawford make the best Erik.

3. You have to watch the movies in your bedroom because your family is so sick of watching them.

4. You know every word to every Phantom song.

5. You believe Christine should have gone with Erik, and you believe that Erik should have given up on Christine and gone with you.

6. All your other DVDs gather dust because the only one you watch is Phantom.

7. You buy every version of POTO ever made, book, film etc. no matter how much it costs. If you have some of these symptoms, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have all of these symptoms, I suggest you consult a psychiatrist.

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? - Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?

And then, the most AWESOME one in the world...

- I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINENTLY put at least those ones on your profile. (Supposing you have one).

I would just like to put this small…dedication, if that’s what you would like to call it, for Erick. He died a broken man, and I intend to change that. The story he was never able to write, I will write instead. This means that suggestions to stop calling Raoul a fop, gay, girly, useless, and/or any of the above will probably not be met. Thanks for reading my crazy, hyper, and hopefully interesting profile :/

More to come.