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Joined 06-24-05, id: 840130, Profile Updated: 12-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, and Phantom of the Opera.

I'm a woman in her 20s who's studying to be an English teacher. I've been writing since I was nine, and I can get obsessive over certain movies, books, plays, and TV shows.

The three main fandoms that I love are Star Wars, The Phantom of the Opera, and Les Miserables, so I'm gonna say some of my opinions on all of them.

Star Wars. Someone once said that in Star Wars, there's Darth Vader and then there's everyone else. I totally subscribe to that theory. I've been fascinated with the character ever since I saw The Phantom Menace and wondered how that sweet little boy could turn into one of the most famous villains of all time. The war between good and evil inside of him never gets old to me. In fact, it's extremely rare that I read fanfics where he's not one of the main characters. That being said, I love all the other characters of Star Wars. I'm not a huge fan of the Extended Universe, though. I've read several of those books, including the Thrawn and Hand of Thrawn series, and overall I'm disappointed at the lack of writing ability of these authors. I'm a moderate fan of Mara Jade, even though I don't think Timothy Zahn did the potential of her character justice. There is one EU author I'm a huge fan of and that's Matthew Stover (who turned the Revenge of the Sith novelization into one of the best books of all time). And one thing more, my absolute drop-dead all time favorite fanfic ever is from the Star Wars genre, and it's called "Force Bond" by Kitt (AKA KittandChips). It's a book-length series of fics in which Vader raised Luke, and I absolutely cannot say enough praise for it. Humor, drama, top-notch writing ability, it's just the most awesome fic I've ever read. Definitely check it out.

The Phantom of the Opera. What an amazing story. Even though I prefer the version of Erik who's head-to-toe disfigured, one of the greatest moments I've ever experienced watching a movie was when I saw the opening overture to the 2004 film version and just knew that I was watching something magical. Erik is really one of the most interesting and complex characters ever written; I love watching him walk the fine line between good and evil. There's something just primordial about this story that gives me a big gut-level reaction. And I think many fellow Phantom fans would agree with me. While I love the book, the musical, and many of the movie versions (some more than others!); I'd have to say the version of Erik I'm partial to is one who has a full-body disfigurement (because otherwise the whole point of everyone shunning him for his looks makes no sense, and the message of society's obsession with defining people by what's on the outside is lost), is dark and has villainous qualities, but who also has a definite humanity to him.

Also, I have to give props to this story for introducing me to the wonderful world of musical theatre. If it wasn't for my random decision to go see a movie I knew nothing about in 2004, I would probably never have seen a Broadway show, and I wouldn't be a fan of my next obsession that I'm gonna talk about.

Les Miserables. My introduction to this fandom is different than the majority of people. I read the book first (after thinking I could never see the Broadway play), then listened to the soundtrack, then finally saw the show. I'm a huge fan of the Broadway version, but the book is still my favorite. I'm a rabid Eponine fan (but keep her in character, please!). My favorite actress to play her is Frances Ruffelle. Yes, her voice is rough and unpretty, but that's how she's described in the book! Also, Frances has Eponine's dreamy spaceyness down pat. As much as Lea Salonga's voice is amazing, Eponine's voice is just not supposed to be that pretty. When it comes to Les Mis, I love every single character in this story. The only exceptions are Cosette (who's completely boring) and Mabeuf (who I can't figure out why I hate). Besides them, I'm amazed at how even the minor characters are entertaining, especially when you read the book and find out all the details about them that they couldn't fit in the musical. Some characters I especially love are Thenardier, the Friends of the ABC, and Montparnasse. I even like Marius, especially in the novel where he has an interesting back story.

I also love The Scarlet Pimpernel, even though I visit this fandom much less than the others. I love the book, I've never seen the stage show, but I love the original soundtrack.

Other entertainment bits that I love (in no particular order) are Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Kite Runner, Heroes, Hey Arnold!, Mythbusters, Smallville (the first 4 seasons), Spiderman, Batman Begins, Daria, the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Roswell (the TV and book series), the Outer Limits, Sliders, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Invader Zim, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Spaceballs, the Lion King, Jane Eyre, Back to the Future, and anything that Pixar's done (except Cars).

I'm also in love with music. I just cannot go a day without listening to it or singing it. I've been performing since I was five, and it's definitely one of my biggest passions.

Quotes I Like

"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent."--Victor Hugo

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."--unknown

"There is a way to be good again."--The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini

"I love deadlines--I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."--Douglas Adams

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."--Ambrose Redmoon

"The truths I shun follow me, mumbling."--Mason Cooley

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Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,924 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,383 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Rising Sun by Broken-Vow reviews
Erik's time in Persia takes an unexpected turn when the woman he is destined to love enters at the darkest period of his life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 209,168 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Les Misérables: Abbreviated Edition by crazybeagle reviews
Les Misérables, ultra-condensed and shamelessly parodied. Mwahaha.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Heroes Parody Project by Spencer44 reviews
This week: The final chapter of the volume/story. Peter is trapped in a time rift, Fox is back and has Noah, Elle, and Mohinder held at gunpoint, hell is about to break loose and Nathan and co. are thrown in the middle of it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,719 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Force Bond: Imperial Pride by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader has misplaced a member of the Skywalker family, and Luke isn't going to be happy when he finds out. Luke has plenty to distract him as he tries to be a loyal friend and avoid galactic politics.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,250 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Typical Hey Arnold! Episode by 1000th Ghost reviews
A parody of a stereotypical Hey Arnold episode.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Force Bond: Family by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides to make a dramatic change in Luke's life, after both of them are forced to confront deeply held fears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,014 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Very Best of Badphics by Kat097 reviews
A series of all the poorly written stories known and loathed by phans. Bad plot devices and OOC people in abundance. To include Abusive Raoul, High School Phantoms and Kidnapped Kristines.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006
Force Bond: Licensed by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke feels the time has arrived to unleash himself on the skies of Coruscant. Vader isn't so sure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Empire Day by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke's birthday unfortunately coincides with the day his father hates the most: Empire Day.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,020 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Erik's Dark Lullaby reviews
EC Erik is dead. Christine returns to the Opera to keep her promise to take care of Erik's body, but the phantom is quite alive, and quite desperate to keep her with him forever. When all hope seems lost, will one man risk everything for love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,884 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005
Negotiations with destiny by Queengoddess reviews
ROTJ AU. As the Rebels prepare to attack the second Death Star, they receive an unexpected invitation to attend a peace conference hosted by the Emperor. As they reluctantly agree, fate is forever changed...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Darth Vader
Two Weeks of Eternity by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Leroux based. What happened during the two weeks Christine lived with Erik? EC. THE FINAL VERSION OF CHAPTER 16 IS FINALLY UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,470 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005
Comfort to the Enemy by the daroga reviews
The Persian is but a man. Kay based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
Force Bond: Summer Accidents by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke is on summer vacation aka a mission to drive his father to insanity. In Vader's opinion, at least. In Luke's opinion, it's all just a string of accidents.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Social Trials by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides it's time for Luke to learn a thing or two about mixing with the Imperial aristocracy, while Luke is struggling with his own sense of self identity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,113 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond: Dentist by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader faces the challenge of trying to get a nightmare plagued Luke to go to the dentist.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Brainy Saga by Nftnat reviews
An introspective chapter, where we find out what made Miriam what she is. It's more intense than it sounds. Chapter 24.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,386 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/7/2002
Force Bond: Interactive Media by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Luke becomes obsessed with a HoloNet show, which stirs up memories his father would rather forget.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Besieged by Johnny Superfecta reviews
You'd turn into an archvillain too if you had to put up with these people.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Lex L. - Complete
Force Bond 3: Son by KittandChips reviews
Third in the series of an AU where Luke is raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is getting older and struggling to come to terms with what awaits in the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,627 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Metamorphosis by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
One Day in the Light by Quiet2885 reviews
One week before the events of Hannibal, Erik is given one day in the light with his Angel. One day as a normal man. What will be revealed? What must he give in return? ALW Stage and Kay based. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Force Bond 2: Threat by KittandChips reviews
Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,064 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Star Wars Song Parodies by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
Get ready to belt out Star Wars versions of hits of the past and present!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,452 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
The Fictitious Pregnancy of Mara Jade by Jayden Skywalker reviews
What happens when the SW gang mistakenly believe Mara Jade is pregnant? Who will they think is the baby's father, and what do they do to try and help her in her "delicate situation"?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004
Chess Is A Game Of Strategy by Riene reviews
A game of chess leads to an intense conversation. This short story is part of my Night Encounters series, and is set immediately before the Il Muto and chandelier scene in the ALW stage play. Please read, and review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Missing Pieces by Poison Ivory reviews
An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
Daddy Gave Me A Name by Starr reviews
A short story I wrote concerning Luke growing up without a father. One of my very first ones, so be gentle.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/1999 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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The Phantom of Notre Dame reviews
What would happen if the Phantom wandered into the world of the Hunchback of Notre Dame and decided to stir things up a bit?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
Addicted to the Mask reviews
A parody of Weird Al's Addicted to Spuds, about obsessed phans.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
The Dark Poison reviews
Darth Vader's thoughts after receiving the news of his wife's death.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete