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Revenge Attack by
Amzie4 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Playful Attack. The boys are going to get revenge on the girls for 'dazzling' them. Where will this lead? Rated T for romance and my paranoia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by
twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Camp Bosalwakee by
CullenWatcher reviews
Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rose, and Emmett go to watch a camp full of kids at Camp Bosalwakee. Bella isn't thrilled, but she has Edward! Or at least, she thought she did. Find out what happens when a curious boy starts camp with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007
Boxers Or Briefs by
passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stregoni Benefici by
Whitelight72 reviews
Stregoni Benefici: An Italian vampire, said to be on the side of goodness, and a mortal enemy of all evil vampires. Hi, my name is Isabella Swan, and I'm the stregoni benefici. Rated M for a few lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,935 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward
War by
Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Let Me Love You by
lildevil76 reviews
You're right, Alice I was in love with her. I ran out of my room and to her front step. I was going to tell her. As soon as she opened the door, my heart shattered into a million pieces. Dont worry, ExB story :D OC -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,970 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Witch &a Vampire together, is that even possible by
bloodybrill reviews
AU Bella's a witch attending the American Academy of Mythical Creatures. What happens when a new family of vampires arrives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,315 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by
Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Just a Human Game by
faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Living With Vampires by
Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
AIM: Twilight Style by
bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by
Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Camping trip by
Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by
unbreakablelove17 reviews
The Cullens Live In L.A And The Girls Love The Clubs Until Things Go Terribly Wrong And The Girls Get Into A Situation Where Their Husbands Can't Even Help Them. Can They Escape From These Mysterious Men And Their Weird Orders? Read To Find Out R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007
Solar Flare by
not done baking reviews
..A Sudden Temporary Outburst of Energy From a Small Area.. a series of one shots post Eclipse. weddings, compromises, minor lemon, angst, love, family, tears, stress, holidays. No ongoing plot. Updated sporadically when inspiration comes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
Human Experiences by
iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Snowed In by
kiss me eddie reviews
What happens when Edward and Jacob get snowed in at Bella's house? How will they get out? Can Edward and Jacob get along? And how will Charlie react to Edward being forced to spend the night? My first fanfic so please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Pieces of an Ice Cold Heart by
Emilie Cullen XO reviews
These are just random stories of Bella and the Cullens. Contains Love, Fluff and Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruler of the world! by
AliceInWonderfulLand reviews
A random, funny glimpse into the lives of the Cullens and Bella. Complete with firsts such as grocery shopping, laundry, and hide and seek.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007
When Edward Sings by
afsluv reviews
I'm back from the dead to bring you an update! finally! chapter 13...i think...is up! go read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007
The Perils of Bella Swan by
kittensrule394 reviews
Bella's perils and pain when Edward can't quite make it in time to save her.This takes place mostly after Eclipse. I changed the rating because the themes became suggestive. Sorry, but no lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
U rated film, X rated guests by
loza-ma-main-man reviews
The Cullens plan a prank on some school 'friends' in an empty cinema. This one takes some serious planning, but Edward doesn't want to play. How will they stop him being a killjoy, and who will their guests be? Usual couples, quite OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Scruffy's Smile by
belle4ever reviews
Isabella lost her brother Emmett a while back. She lives with the Volturi, and convinces them to let her go to New York for a vacation. She finds a family, and along come some enemies. She is forced to make a decision: love, or life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Msn Twilight Style by
Dr. Cullen reviews
What is up with Emmett and his Jeep, and Mike and Tyler doing what?, what about some of Bella's questions, and what happens when you stir in a little bit of Dr. Gregory House? And who is this Oliver and what did Charile do? You know you are curious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Kill Jacob lyrics by
bookworm19944444 reviews
Theses are a few songs that my freind and I wrote when we were bored. Its better than it sounds. Its twilight in song! It makes death and pain festive! cHAP 2 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007
Bellatouille by
cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
AIM Fun With the Cullens! by
xedwardxxloverx reviews
This is what happens when Emily and I get bored on a Sunday! This is all the stuff we actually wrote, and I know it may not sound like much, but I think it is funny, please read and review! Leave a cookie!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
She Walks Like Waterfalls by
theoneyouforgot reviews
After Eclipse. 'Is everything okay Edward' i asked him when he suddenlly pulled away from me. I grew nervous, but he didn't respond. My stomach tied in knots. 'Edward' DramaRomance. Some fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
Dinner For The Human by
Green Crayons reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward make dinner for Bella…or at least attempt to. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Bella goes Surfing! by
BellaCinderella reviews
Alrightt, The cullens drag bella to a private beach in miami, hoping to have a funfulled day They go to a house they own their, and the games begin. Surfing, Wakeboarding, and skim borading are only the beginning -New Summary- -New chap!-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
The Big Move by
petuniagirl16 reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take the plunge into shared living quarters, but how will things work out? Chapter 14 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
A Double Trouble Sleepover by
ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Dj Izzy by
AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Alice came skipping into the house with a red box in her hands. On the side of the box it said 'Dj Izzy'.Alice, give me the damn box! Bella yelled trying the get the box from behind Alice.Why? Are you...hiding...something? Alice asked, with a playful look
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
Newlyweds by
Hyacinth Blue reviews
Set 100 years in the future, Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are starting another year at another school, is everything going to be the same or is something going to happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Define Mischievous by
AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
The Happiest Place On Earth by
melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by
awesomelyme reviews
This is a random story about what Christmas would be like for Bella with the Cullens. Between Alice decorating and giving gifts the possibilities are endless. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Betrayed by
animallover0109 reviews
This new girl couldn't be Bella could it? This girl that was so full of hate? It's Isabella, she snapped. Only my friends can call me Bella. What happened to you? Just then another girl appeared... New Summary! Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
I'll come back for you by
Violent Delights reviews
When Bella is changed what happens when her powers are sought after and puts everyone she loves in danger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,342 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
He Loves MeHe Loves Me Not by
Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
Cutesy Fluffiness. I had to change the rating for future chapters. I already have the ending written, I just have to write the stuff in between. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
A very Vampire Christmas by
CrimsonBloodx0 reviews
Bella's a vampire now and has been for two years. She currently lives in New Hampshire with Edward and goes to Dartmouth...she caved in...'sigh'. They are going back to Forks for christmas....first fanfic read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
The Computer Lab by
BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Practicing by
nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by
thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Manly Bonding by
iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Don't Kill The Human by
CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
What happens when a few humans are talking about 'tapping that' Rosalie around Emmett? Or stealing Jasper from Alice? Title explains everything. plz R&R! takes place in Hoquaim many years after Bella is changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
My happy ending or is it the beginning? by
Forks1 reviews
Story starts in the meadow where Eclipse left off, telling Charlie & Renee, wedding, honeymoon, transformation etc. Enjoy the romance, intimacy, comedy and fluff. Please R&R each chapter. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Distract Me by
Javidan reviews
Summary: Bella and Edward have started college but are finding it's hard to concentrate on their schoolwork….
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
Inspiration Point by
Mrs.Edward Anthony reviews
What happens when Edward decides to drop some of those boundaries that he set in Eclipse? Will the things that Bella thinks will happen actually happen? R&R please. BellaXEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
Seducing Edward by
Lady AlyseB630 reviews
Bella want's to become a vampire but Edward isn't budging. Bella cam only think of one thing that might possibly work, Seduction. With the help of Alice Bella will try to seduce the love of her life no matter what it takes. Seducing Edward... ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day by
bite-me62 reviews
What exactly will the Cullen's do on a lazy day? How does Bella get involved with a fight for her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by
Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Snowflakes by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Shot Down by
SheBlushesSoSweetly reviews
Kids at Forks High are sick of being turned down by Bella and Edward. Sides form and they launch a war against them trying to tear apart the beloved couple. All's fair in love in war.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007
Shopping to Please Edward by
InLoveWithABoy reviews
Alice takes Bella shopping, lots of humor and fluff. Review if you want a new chapter! Ideas and flames welcome 2nd fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style! by
xedwardxloverx reviews
What happens when Alice gets the whole gang involved in a game of Truth or Dare? You'll be surprised where it ends up...Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,696 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Karaoke with the Cullens by
BiteMe1918 reviews
On a boring day in Forks, what will Alice come up with to spice up the fun? Karaoke, of course. Please R&R. Flames accepted and appreciated. Rated T just in case. My first Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The field trip by
iluvjbfromtwilight reviews
Ok so Bella, Edward, Alice, and the rest of the seniors go on a feild trip where do they go well i will give you a hint its a very childish place but with vampires and Bella it could be bad it is now complete please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The Petition by
vampiregrrrl110 reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
Edward's Playful Attack by
Amzie4 reviews
Just a sweet thing I got the idea for and wanted to write. Very cute, very fluffy! Rated T because of kissing and I'm paranoid. Please rate and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
New Vampire Experiences by
PrettyKittyh2o reviews
Sequel to Last Human Moments. This is Bella's first experiences as a vampire and how her and the Cullen's deal with them. 'I Looked into his greenishgold eyes, Forever is Forever Right' Please R&R, Thank you PrettyKitty!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007
Bite me! by
Hulktastic reviews
This is an argument between Bella and Edward during class...Disclaimer: i dont own twilight... forgot to put it in story BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Alice! by
iluvcarlisle reviews
Alice gets an idea... What could possibly go wrong? Read and Review please! Random oneshots! If you don't review, I won't write.. Mwahaha!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by
katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Holly Jolly Cullens by
librina reviews
Bella celebrates Christmas with the Cullens. What could go wrong? humor BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by
MyBella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by
melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
The mistletoe incident by
Pirateofthenight reviews
a christmas fanfic. a day without edward? how bad could it be? well you just need to read how a little christmas tradition can go bad......please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
The Sunshine Behind The Clouds by
Azeure reviews
What happened to the days where Bella and Edward could relax and be together? They're right here. A story for the hopeless romantic in all of us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
Truth or Dare, Cullen style! by
vampirelurver979 reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
A Dazzling Game by
EclipseFanatic reviews
What would happen if Bella turned the tables on Edward and decide to give him a dose of his own medicine? A Dazzling Story. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007
Waning Moon: Only the begining by
doubleXmyheartt reviews
A dream, Does it mean nothing, or something? Story follows Edward and Bella after Eclipse, and all that it entails. Rated M: maybe mature content to follow.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
It's A Cat by
Princess of the Cupcakes reviews
I looked at my cat the other day and realized something. She's just like Edward....if she was a dropdead gorgeous vampire. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Bella! by
Hyperactive Energy reviews
A series of short little oneshots about Bella and Edward's Christmas. Some fluff, some funny my first fanfiction so helpful reviews would help :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
Glorious by
Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Christmas fluff! The only Christmas passed in New Moon, but that's not conduicive to fluff. Edward and Bella play in the snow, but Bella gets cold. Can Edward find a way to warm her up? I'd bet so! Pure ExB Fluff! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Staring by
cookybabe reviews
We were at it again. Laying on the bed, my arms draped around his neck and staring into his eyes. It wasn’t a game. It was a competition One Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
A Snow Day with the Cullens by
ieflamewriter11 reviews
What do deprived Forkians do when their snow day is unlawfully taken from their grasp?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007
An Interesting Christmas by
Haley Cullen reviews
A companion peice to Christmas Gifts. Its Christmas Day and the Cullens decide to spend their day with some dancing, dress up, and some traditional football.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Silly Bella by
Electric-Blue-Eyes reviews
Okay wierdest and definalty not my best one shot EVER. I just had to write it because It thought it might be funny, but truely its a waste of time...anyways mighg as well read it! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
How to: Tell ur parents your boyfriend's a vampire by
MissLoonyxXx reviews
A guide from Bella Swan.If you ever find yourself in a situation like mine, you know, Vampire boyfriend, oblivious parents, and you have no idea what to do, I may have a few pieces of advice for you. This time we'll go over some steps you may find useful
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Big Day by
Sexy n' Showing reviews
About Edward and Bella after the wedding:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Immortal Souls by
anistacy reviews
What happens when you combine Jasper with an evil plan? What do you get when you give Emmette a fire extinguisher? What will happen if Edward gets lost in a forst in Alaska with Bella and...the vile Mike Newton?Humor, Romance, Angst
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2007
Secret Santa by
Rissohma reviews
Edward is given a 30 dollar spending limit for Bella's Christmas present... but will he abide by the rules or find a loophole? FLUFF! One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Tales of Boredom by
mrslilypotter109 reviews
A quick chat room story i thought of one night during homework... not all chat, but mostly.My first fanfic on this site, plz be nice. btw, if it says 'i3myvamp', imagine it is iheartmyvamp. thanks, it doesnt take the little icons all the time
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2007
Kiss, Kiss by
Dobby123 reviews
Bella got a different history partner with another boy. What will happen? Please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
The List by
magz88 reviews
Set after eclipse,Edward and Bella prepare for the wedding and their futures... with all the Cullen clan in tow. Will the list help them along their way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007
Last Chances by
FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by
EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Game by
ieflamewriter11 reviews
Bella goes to a forks high football game with the cullens. No one ever said vampires couldn't like football too. Who will she meet there, and why does the other team want her in their cheering section? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Surprise by
Hyacinth Blue reviews
Edward is taking Bella somewhere but she doesn't know where, will she like it? Filled with Fluff, rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
Things that MUST NOT happen in Breaking Dawn by
Iamwiththewolf reviews
Eclipse is over. And now? The sequel is in progress. Here are some helpful remarks for Stephenie. Meant to be funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007
Finally by
jordanskater1989 reviews
Bella wakes up to her alarm clock.But what happens when she does.Sorry I stink at summaries.Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
Last Human Moments by
PrettyKittyh2o reviews
This is the most hilarious human moments Bella has before her transformation. Their the most funny and most odd so please read and review! I promise it wont be a waste of time. PLEASE R&R! THANK YOU PRETTYKITTYH2o!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Three on a Keyboard by
arisaswordheart reviews
Bella, Edward and Jacob are together in front of a computer [I know, how is that possible?]. So what kind of trouble will the trio get up to? [Warning: Not like AIM or Passing Notes but slightly similar] [Read and Review? Please?]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007
Bella's Day by
THH reviews
What is Alice up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Losing it by
Mei0x reviews
Bella and Edward are alone in Bella's room, like they normally are. But Edward is after something this time. Temptation or Commonsense? Which will Bella give in to? After all, he is there until she orders him away. Or will she keep to her vow of 'never?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
Tongues and Talents by
helloworld109 reviews
Bella's always wanted to find something that she can do that Edward can't...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night In Alice's way by
Topaz-eyes-make-my-heart-melt reviews
When Bella and Edward go to the Cullen's on a rainy day, what could possibly go wrong? One word, Alice. Everyone is bored out of their minds what could they do until the rain clears? truth or Dare of course.ExB Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007
After the Medow Befor the Wedding by
SweetestDelusion reviews
title says it all, what happens right after the last chapter in Eclipse not counting the Epiloge and before the wedding ExB, I wrote it for my friend, she loves it, you might to, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Blushing Game by
True Queen Of Chaos reviews
It had become something of a hobby of his, making me turn scarlet, and now all of the Cullins were in on it. They would take turns, it was all Oh Bella, that top looks so wonderful on you! and Oh my, you smell even better than you did yesterday, :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences: Karaoke by
83Twilighter4life reviews
The Cullens are trying to give Bella as many Human Experiences as possible in the short time they have. This is what happens when Alice decides on Karaoke for her tribute. My first fanfic so please be gentle in the reviews
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Volleyball with the Cullens by
cullen-style reviews
When the Cullens get a new outdoor volleyball court in their backyard, they insist that Bella must play. And of course with Bella playing its a sure thing that it will be fun... well for at least Emmet. ECLIPSE SPOILERS! review please :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Emmett Did What? by
alexz1jude reviews
What happens when you put Emmett in a store? He's Emmett, what do you think will happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Halloween Twilight by
alexz1jude reviews
Bella suggests going trick or treating with the rest of the Cullens. Why is Emmett screaming? [twoshot] [part 2 of 2 up]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Bugs! by
iVampire reviews
What happens when Bella, Rosalie, and Alice see a mosquito? CHAOS! It has lyrics in it, but is not a songfic. Rated K for one cuss word.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Sorry I'm ENGAGED by
SillySarah reviews
ATTENTION I HAVE MADE A SEQUIL ABOUT THE OUTCOME OF THIS EVENT. 55 word story about Mike asking Bella out, for the last time. Hahaha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
In Loves Company by
Darkness is my Company reviews
Prior to their wedding, Edward opens up about how he wishes he could have met Bella back in 1918 while he was still human. How can Bella describe to Edward what he means to her in her life? Can Edward go through with taking away her soul? Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by
EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Truth or dare by
Alligood reviews
Okay, I know that this isn't the most ORIGINAL topic...but I really think I can make it original with my ideas. Trust me, this will be SOO funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Truth Or Dare by
bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Kiss De Girl by
Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete