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Just letting everyone know that I have changed my name! It used to be Vampiregal22, but then I decided that it was boring after like forever so now my name is Electric-Blue-Eyes. Thank you so much to Selene Night Prince, for the idea of the name!! LOVE YA!!

Fave Books: Twilight series, Blood and Chocolate, Vampirates, The Princess and the Hound, East, Rangers Apprentice Series, Argeaunue Series by Lynsay Sands.
Fave Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, The Covenant, The Illusionist, High School Musical 2!!(loved to make fun of it!), Bridge to Terrabithia (I like movies that make me cry.)
Fave Words/lines: "Sexy...", "I'm sure it is...".
Fave Music: Corinne Bailey Rae, Dainty Kane, Muse, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Lily Allen, Kelly Clarkson, Maroon 5, The Beetles, Roch Voisine, Gwen Stafani, and basically anything on The Crave 95.

-Je suis fille dans l'école secondaire (I'm a girl in High School)
-J'ai des cheveux blonds( Blond hair)
-J'ai des yeux bleu (Blue eyes)
-Je suis environ 5'5" (et ne grandissant jamais un autre pouce dans ma vie!) (About 5'5"(never growing another inch in my life!))
-Actuellement pas dating(sadly) (Currently not dating(sadly))
-A obsédé totalement avec n'importe quoi l'Idylle de Vampire (Totally obsessed with anything Vampire Romance)
-Essayant à fu-remplit mon fond français... (Trying to fu-fill my french background...)

Cheak out Jacklynn's profile she is so totally awesome and i love her and she has really cool stories and yeah.
P.S Did you all know that there is going to be a Twilight MOVIE!! OMG!
P.P.S Here is Bella's Kabuki Sleeve shirt just pretend its pink =)
P.P.P.S Here is the link to see Kevin's car the Ford Shelby GT 500 Mustang.
P.P.P.P.S Here is the link for what Bella looks like in a later Chapter of Bella's True Love (thanks to Jackylnn's assistance)lol, I will tell you in the Chapter when you can look up this link! Just scroll down a little until you get to the big picture!
P.P.P.P.P.S Here are Bella's, Alice's, and Rosalie's purses for Bella Kitty Kat chapter 5.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S Here are the clothing for the wedding in Bella's True Love
Bella:-Dress -Shoes Kevin:-Tuxedo
-Veil -bouquet -Rings

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile21 THINGS TO DO TO BE STUPID!!:1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

BACKWARDS

3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4.SAY RANDOM THINGS.

5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."

6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESE TO A SPANISH PERSON.

8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"

11.GET MONEY OUT OF AN ATM MACHINE AND YELL "I WON THE LOTTERY!!"

12. ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO A PLACE YOURE ALREADY AT.

13. TRY TO ORDER PIZZA FROM MC DONALDS

14. GET HIT BY A PARKED CAR.

15. TRY TO WATCH SATURDAY CARTOONS ON A THURSDAY.

16. TRY TO SELL YOUR MONEY.

17. TRY TO PLAY THE ALPHABET ON THE PIANO

18. GET INTO A FIGHT WITH YOURSELF AND LOSE.

19. TRY TO GO SWIMMING WITHOUT GETTING WET.

20. ASK FOR DIET WATER AT A RESTRAINT

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I’m not a can.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Therapist...The rapist! Get it?! HAHAHAHA :)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

And God ( CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

I used to wonder why God made you, but then I realized even God makes mistakes