Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !BD

I bet you're wondering about the name? everybody asks about the name! well even if you don't want to know i'm telling you anyway. i got the name nutshak from the song i heard on the radio called, "love shack". don't ask me how nutshak came from love shack because i have no clue. i have had this name ever since i got a computer. i have used it for every log in thing that i have ever logged into.

Nyway, now you know the origin of my name, i'll give you the down lo on me.

Name: My name is Sifu Mitcheeeeeeey! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! and thats all you need to know. bow to your sifu fools!

age: im thirteen. yeah thats right, 13. one three. and im writin bout things that a thirteen yr old shouldn't be writing about.

lives: i live in australia! go the aussie's! and for anyone american who is wondering, NO! we do not have kangaroo's in our back yard. though you might see alot dead on the road out in the more country erea they are not even seen anywhere neer the city. if you go out and stay in the country though, then there will be kangaroo's in you're back yard.

gender: i'm a man! a big strong man! although you probably would have already guessed from the name, unless your an idiot, which i'm sure you aren't. If you where an idiot, you wouldn't be on this site reading stories would you now?

occupation: i work as a student in school. i earn zero dollars a week. the job is shitouse.

hairstyle: i have an afro! it is bigger than my dog. go the fro!

Favorite song: my favorite song evar is called vitriol. it is by blue juice. go and down load it now its the absolute best song ever. and i know what ur thinking, oh i probly wont like that song anyway, but you will! trust me its good.

Hey, just so you don't sue me, yes i did use the frase, "it's like i died and went to heaven, but then they found out it wasn't my time so they sent me back here" from family guy! it's the episode where he is at the beer factory. if you're wondering where i used that frase, it is in the first chapter of "You never learn anything by doing it right."

A message to all australian reading this: if you are an australian, copy and past the part about being australian and kangaroo's into you're profile. we will take over the world! unless of course you don't want to. but then you wouldn't have true aussy spirit!

do you know what a sesquepedilieon is? it is the artisitic art that refers to that of yet one individual using fairly long and sofisticated grammar in the place of which where short and basically simple words would fit perfectly fine and simple so as they can severly lengthen the length that of which is there sofisticated and complicated grammar sentence consisting of nearly all the 26 letters of the english alphabet. if you are a sesquepedilieon, copy and past this into you're account.

toovagoo evagen-nyvagy wavagun whovagoo cavagan speevageek givagib-beveger-ivagish covagop-pivagy avagand pavagaste thivagis ivagin toovago yourvagor provago-fivaguy-ivagill. givagibevegerivagish shavagal tavagake ovagoveavager thevagee worvagorld

has anyone noticed the spelling mistakes in my bio? i don't put them there on purpose, i am just to lazy to fix it. that's why i have this sentence in here explianing that i have alot of spelling mistakes! you should try it. it is a lazy way of checking spelling!

I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

ZUTARA IS DEAD (And never was alive). The Season Two finale proves this. Copy this into your profile if you agree.

If you like Snow Patrol, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Zutara should be made illegal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want to be apart of the zutara is evil fanclub nation, copy and paste this into your profile. And add your name to the list; Zutara-is-evil-katanng-rules.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules.Nutshak,

If you're mad and want people to know it, copy and paste this into your profile.If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.( I do this to my desk all the time.)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their butts off."Try not to cry"

hey people, i just copied and pasted all this into my account from zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules. i did it cus' she told me to. you should do the same. i am actually not one of those people who like to copy and past things. i am one of those people that like to get things that don't even make sense just to take up space in my profile. i bet you are one of those people. i know your one of those people. because nobody likes to have a small profile. it always has to be bigger than the other guys. see. look what i am doing. i am rambling obout you being one of those guys who likes to put things that don't even make sense in there profile to make it look like it is longer when that person didn't even do anything to make it longer. all they did was copy and past it into there profile. see! look! i just took up another 100 words in my profile by putting this ramble about you being one of those guys who copies and paste stuff just for the piont of making your profile bigger. man, i'm good.

y'wanna know what my motto is? well i'll tell you any way. my motto is: Fuck it all up the ass! it means dont worry, be happy, let loose and fly, go werever the wind takes you, and relaxe. if times seem hard, give up and stop trying. inspiration will come quicker than you can say my motto.

Disclaimers:

i dont own anything that i dont own.

pshycologicall shit that messes with ur head:

think long and hard about this question: what does a snake do, when it feels like having a lie down?