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Hi my name is Depthmon im a guy and im mexican and go for chivas!And Im Catholic.I hate Yaio and Yuri its very rare if i ever stop to read one and i hate famalyxfamaly like old name was Sangloupmon so maybe u remenber with that name. And im fictionpress.com to same pen name

And my favorite tv shows are The Simpsons and Family Guy and American Idol and Moment of Truth.And my fav anime is Digimon,Yugioh,Yugioh GX and some Pokemon and these are my rates for the pairings

So um here are some things about me...

Fav Soda: Pepsi

Fav Gum: Hubba Bubba

Fav Fast Food: Tie...Carlos Jr. and Subway

Fav Coffee: BK Iced Coffiee

Fav Fictional Charectors:

Kurita (Eyeshield 21) Because he is an always cheerful person

Taki (Eyeshield 21) He is Fuckin hillerias!

Himura (Eyeshield 21) That smart basterd, is funny!

Homer Simpsons(Simpsons) Ah the hillerias man...never makes me stop laughing

TK Takishi (Digimon) The true leader better than pittfull Davis

Fav Couples:

Digimon

Tai/Mimi 10/10...got a problem!?

Matt/Sora 10/10...its 1 of the best!

TK/Kari 10/10...its 1 of my faves

Izzy/Yolie 10/10...i support this couple

Takuya/Zoe 10/10...love it

Takato/Jeri 10/10...i like this one

Rika/Ryo 10/10...my fave couple

Tai/Sora 9/10...its a pretty good couple

Mimi/Izzy 9/10...its good couple

Mimi/Matt 9/10...this 1 too

Davis/Yolie 8/10 its okay...

Takato/Rika 8/10...not bad...

Rika/Henry 7/10...i guess its okay

Koji/Zoe 7/10...not bad but itn't the best..2 me

Ken/Yolie 7/10...meh

Davis/Kari 0/10...I hate this couple!

The Simpsons

Homer/Marge 10/10...duh!

Bart/Jessica 10/10...i like it

Lisa/Colin 10/10...i like this one

Millhouse/Janey 10/10...I want Millhouse with somebody.

Lisa/Nelson 9/10...not bad

Homer/Mindy 9/10...its good one

Bart/Sherri 8/10...dont really care

Bart/Terri 8/10...dont really care

Lisa/Millhouse 5/10...dont really care

Maggie/Gerald 5/10...dont really care

Family Guy

Peter/Lois 10/10...duh

Stewie/Eliza 10/10...i really like it

Stewie/Olivia 8/10...dont really care

Meg/Kevin 8/10...dont really care

Yugioh

Yugi/Tea 10/10….its really good

Joey/Mi 10/10……its really good to

Tristan/Serenity 5/10….no…….

Duke/Serenity 5/10……no…..

Yugi/Rebecca 5/10...not really

Yugioh GX

Jaden/Alexis 10/10…I like it

Jaden/Blare 5/10….no

Chazz/Alexis 0/10... hell no!

Eye Shield 21

Sena/Suzuna 10/10...you know they like each other

Himura/Mamori 10/10...always arguing like a couple

Mamori/Kurita 9/10...What?! They both love food!

Monta/Mamori 5/10...not really

Dear Fanfiction! I've been here for a year now and on my profile I'm Giving out My Author Awards!

For 2007-2008 is...

Best Author- The One Who Would Not Be Named

Author With Kick Ass Stories- The Deimon Commender Of Hell

Best Comedy Writer- Tie...The Deimon Commender Of Hell and Malcom Fox

Best Action Writer- Gold Dragon 36

Best Romance Writer-Tie...BandGeeK99 and Dream Ablaze

This is somthing about me

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Izzyklausfanficwriter, Supergirl VS Stargirl, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold,Depthmon

Depthmon's Law's of Life

Depthmon's Law of Live 1: What ever we do in this live it does not matter we are nothing! So try to do something thats important to people. If you agree with me copy and paste this on you're profile.

Quotes

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." Oscar Wild

"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having." Mitch Hedberg

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened" Cora Harvey Armstrong

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success" Robert Orben

"I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell" Garry Shandling

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him" Conan O'Brien

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." Jon Stuart

And this is my Philosophy

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

Conciousness: That annoying time between naps

A day without sunshine is...night

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

"My family knows the traffic signals by heart! Green means go, yellow means go faster, red means check for cops."

"The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead."

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

"Do I look like a freakin' People Person?"

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?"

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"There are three 'Willys' out there; the free one, the one who sells chocolate, and the one you shouldn't talk about in public."

and these are my copy and paste

If you think those kids should just give the damned Rabbit some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you ever cursed loudly and then realized a theacher was standding, copy this into your profile.

If you Think Blake Lewis should have won American Idol Season 6 copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are glad Sanjaya Malakar Didn't win American Idol Season 6 copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!.

If you think The Simpsons Movie is the most awesome movie in 2007, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile

If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Simon Cowell Speaks the truth copy and paste this into you profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile!

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste!

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed that you tried to eat some one or something, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ricky Martin is gay, copy paste this on you're profile.

If you like Subway, copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you like Burger King, copy and paste this on you're profile.

There is a new law in California that states:

"If anyone tries to molest a butterfly, they'll receive a 500 fine."

Well its true! If you believe instead of wasting our money on

stupid laws like this,

we should be fixing the state highways

and other important things that should be fixed.

Then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive The King of Nerds should be reported and baned from Fanfiction copy and paste this on you're profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist (Blare!), copy this into your profile.

If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile.

If you're one heck of a Anime/Manga freak, add your name to this list and put it in your profile. HarpieAna, Depthmon

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you're obsessed with something so much,and your friends and family think you're weird because you're so obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have your own little world...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction..copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have ever forgotten what the topic of your conversation was...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on you're profile

If you spend hours wishing the characters of Eragon were real...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you think the Cocoa puff turkey bird thing should go to rehab...copy and pastes this on you're profile

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you've ever created a copy-and-paste thing, copy THIS into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Many teens are involved in sex, drugs, and alchol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than thirty consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (My personal Record is a hour)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If someone actually gave you the answer to said stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile (My GYM theacher said do 50 more push ups! XD!)

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile--

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your pro

Many teens are involved in sex, drugs, and alchol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you by accident posted the same copy and paste because you forgot you had it because you have a LONG bio copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't mind pervs as friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tasted beer and you're underage, copy and paste this on you're profile. Look it was a wedding party when I was 10 and I served my self some apple cider, my dad had pored some beer on a cup the same coler as mine and I went to take a piss, and my my dad and my mom were dancing when I came back I didn't know witch was and so I thought my dad's cup was mine and...you get the idea. But I only took a sip and i spit it out cause it WAS PLAINE NASTY! Well i was a kid but now i dont know if i will like it when I'm 21...

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCIENCE AND RELIGION:
The difference between science and religion is that when science doesn't know something, they say, "We don't know this, so we want to find out and we will find out. " Religion will say about something they don't know or understand. That something is..."God."
Answer for everything, isn't it?

Fav singers and Band's

(In order of fav.)

Santana

Nickelback

Smash Mouth

Depthmon Award Songs

(May change when herd better song)

Best Love Song- Panic at the Disco - Nine in the Afternoon

Best Latin Rock- Santana Feat.Chad Kroeger - Into The Night

Best Pop Punk- Fall Out Boys- Beat it

Best Post Grunge- Nickelback- Far Away

Best Alternate Rock- My Chemical Romance- Welcome to the Black Parade

Best Power Balled- Savin Me

Best Rock- Santana ft Steven Tyler - Just Feel Better

Best Southern Rock- Santana feat Michelle Branch - The Game of Love

Best Latin - Santana ft Rob Thomas - Smooth

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded and underlined, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!