DISCLAIMER: nope, still no ownies:(

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Not understanding or detecting the sarcasm, Neil thought Meg had agree to the date. "Woohoo! The Neil-man has won! Meg finally agreed! Yippee! Ill pick you up at seven on Friday! Yippee!" The phone went dead, leaving Meg to stare at the phone, confused...

Meg had no idea what had happened as she hesitantly hung up the phone... But, whatever it was, it definitely wasn't good. Meg sat there, still staring at the phone as if she was waiting for Neil to call back. She remained still, thinking about what had just happened on the phone...

Fifteen minutes later...

"OH! Neil must have thought that I meant it when I said,' ... Oh god! No! Th-that means, he thought I said 'yes' to the d-date..." Meg stammered with fright. "Oh god, I need a way to get out of the date with Neil...but how?... I know! I'll get a boyfriend!"

Meg instantly jumped up from her bed and turned on her computer. As soon the computer finished loading, Meg opened a search engine and typed in, "Girl's Flirting Guide." Within seconds, an incredibly long list of websites popped up. Meg quickly clicked on the first website and read it aloud,"

1. Always start with cheese! For example, say something like, "Your mother must've been a thief because she stole all the stars in heaven and put them in your eyes. Oh!'.

2. Most boys goes for intelligent girls. Keep asking them obvious 'yes' and 'no' questions. For instance, " Do you wear red sneakers?" "Do you like your hair?" "Is your nose big?"

3. Remember to keep talking about you! Your to-be-boyfriend will need to know things about you. For example, say "I have brown hair. I have red shoes!"

4. Ask if the guy has a girlfriend. If the does, he obviously will be a great snag! Now, persuade this guy if he would want to be your girlfriend. Try something like this, "You know you want me!"

5. The last thing is that you need to know is that boys like girls who can 'play the field'. So, try to add some contact between you and your crush. A small flick on the hand or a little pinch on the cheek would do it."

As Meg read the website, she quickly scribbled down some notes from the page to prepare herself for tomorrow. She will use this to find a boyfriend tomorrow so she could cancel the date with Neil the nerd...

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Back to Brian.

Well, there wasn't much change to Brian's activities. He was still drinking his beer when his favourite TV show came up.

"Ms. Romano: Damn it, Julie, I'm a single mother doing the best damn job she knows how, and damn it Schneider, I ask you to fix that damn sink two days ago.
Schneider: Oh, I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by "fix your sink" I mean I'll have sex with you, and by "I have sex with you" I mean I'll fix your sink. And by "sink" I mean your reproductive organ. And by, "reproductive organ" I mean the thing between your knee, and by "the thing between your knee"? I... I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory. "

And as his usual drunk self, Brain laughed hysterically. He kept laughing as he reached for another beer bottle. His hand brushed the top of the table, in search of another beer bottle. However, there were none to be found...

'Damn fifty bottles of beer gone already?' Brian stated mentally. "Meh, I need more!" Groaned Brian, slurring every other word as he wobbled over to the cellar. His hand used every furniture that he approach for support. Finally he reached the cellar. Opened the cellar door and stepped into the darkness.

Brian wobble over to a crate of beer and prepared to pick it up. Abruptly, Brian fell over and collapsed on top of the crate, snoring away. Hair was sticking up straight all over his body as his saliva trickled down from his mouth.

INSIDE BRIAN'S HEAD

Brain cell#1: Yes! I am the last survivor! Muahahahaha!
Brain cell#2: (peeks out from behind) No, you're not!
Brain cell#1: (signs) Aw... But now I have a new purpose in life... Will you bare my child?
Brain cell#2: Are you gay? I ain't about to 'bare your child!' (throws a rock at Brain cell#1)
Brain cell#1: Ouch! (falls onto the ground) Now, 'm dead! Forgive me, cruel...er...brain! I will now wilt away like the others! NO!!!!
Brain cell#2: Oh geez, hurry up and die already! How long does it take you?!
Brain cell#1: Fine! (insert ridiculously long raspberry) (falls back onto the ground, dead)
Brain cell#2: Yes! Now, I am the last survivor! Muahahahaha! Then why am I still 'Brain cell#2...?'

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CT: sorry about the last part. I felt like putting weird creatures into the story...LOLz
Brian: (pulls out the two brain cells) Act is over, get out of my brain!
Brain cell#1: Fine be that way!
CT: Okay, wrap it up people! Set up for next scene! And readers, please review!