Ronald doesn't own anything mentioned in this fic

I had nothing better to do and that gave birth to this:

50 things that Joe isn't allowed to do, must remember or isn't.

1: I am not allowed to pronounce myself: Sexiest doctor alive.

2: I am not allowed to call myself a normal doctor, as I haven't started studying for it yet.

3: I am not allowed to perform surgery on my brother's GI Joe.

4: I am not allowed to perform brain surgery on Davis, even if he needs it.

5: Nor am I allowed to perform open heart surgery on him.

6: I am not allowed to dissect TK's hat

7: I am not allowed to write my own musical.

8: I am not allowed to play lead roll in previous mentioned musical.

9: I am not allowed to walk around with a cane as I don't need one.

10: I am also not allowed to hit people with said cane.

11: I am not allowed to investigate Tai's weird hairdo.

12: Even if I think it's curable.

13: I am not allowed to check if that's Yolei's true hair colour

14: The same with Izzy.

15: I am not allowed to research anyone's hair for that matter

16: I am not allowed to think I'm Sweeney Todd, as I'm not a barber.

17: I am not allowed to prescribe medicinal pot to my friends.

18: I am not allowed to prescribe any narcotics, especially to Davis as I know what the stuff does to him.

19: I am not allowed to give Gomamon sake.

20: I am also not allowed to put those images on Youtube.

21: I am not allowed to give any of my friends sake, just to see what would happen.

22: I am not allowed to take over the world.

23: Nor am I allowed to claim I already did.

24: I am not allowed to steal Sora's hat.

25: Even if it does look good on me.

26: I am not a superhero and must remember that.

27: I am not allowed to cosplay as Kabuto

28: Even if I look just like him

29: Also: I am not allowed to dress Myotismon up as Orochimaru

29: I am also prohibited from singing the 'Ninja Info Cards' song ever again.

29: I am not allowed to call the cops on Izzy.

30: I am not sure that it was him who hacked the Pentagon.

31: I am not allowed to wear a traffic cone on my head and pronounce myself Queen of England.

32: I am not allowed to rip doctor House off, even if the style suits me.

33: I am not allowed to find out if Gomamon has a SkullZudomon evolution.

34: Even if I claim it's in the name of science.

35: I am not allowed to blame the leprechauns about that fire.

36: I am not allowed to claim that the previously mentioned leprechauns are after me Lucky Charms.

37: In fact I must not forget that there are no such things as leprechauns.

38: Or are there?

39: Joe isn't allowed to talk in third person.

40: I am not allowed to think I'm a rock star. Just because I smashed a guitar doesn't me make me one.

41: I must remember this: Penguins do not make great pets.

42: I am not allowed to yell random things at random times.

43: I am not allowed to yell 'fire!' in the middle of class, as it upsets people

44: Apple-pie!

45: I am not the 'epitome of youthfulness.'

46: Zombies have not taken over the world. I must remember this.

47: Fire is not the cleanser. I am not allowed to play with matches.

48: I am not an exorcist. I must stop trying to exorcise Matt's inner demons.

49: Remember this: It was a bad idea to give Gomamon coffee.

50: I am not allowed to post this list on this site

To bad Joe just did all of these things. Come on people, we all know that deep down inside Joe would do all of this, if he got the chance.

The one that will not be named's first attempt at randomness!