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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Heya! My names Erika (Ez), i'm 14 and i love reading FanFiction and writing stories.

The stories below that are for artemis fowl are written by both me and Elfandproud so gice her half the crdit. :) thank you.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 14,809 - Follows: 11,602 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
From Potions to Pram by Laume reviews
AU, kidfic. The war is over, and Severus Snape wants out. A reluctant Albus Dumbledore agrees to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,728 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
For You I Will by leggylover03 reviews
Severus has never done anything for anyone, but what will he do for one small boy named Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 199,821 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Child of the Phoenix by tc22 reviews
AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Acceptance by enb2004 reviews
Snape mentors Harry. No slash! Snape rescues Harry from the Dursley's, only meaning to save the boy. But when they become emotionally attached, they find themselves in a constantly changing world, where acceptance and love are the only means to survival. Rewriting with LoveSnilyAlways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 92,531 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,249 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Something You Want To Tell Me? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Rating for safety. Sirius has a detention, but when McGonogal walks in and Remus hasn't left yet, desperate times call for desperate measures. Smut, basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If you saw what I saw by FireValkyrie reviews
Harry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,140 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Coming In From The Cold by ahappyjtm reviews
AU: Harry, abandoned on the streets of London when he was nine, now has a large black dog following him everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 135,457 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Equilibrium by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Life Alone by Snuffdragon reviews
Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,677 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Childhood Discoveries by MLissagirl reviews
Harry is in the Hospital Wing. Or isn't he? What has Draco got to do with it? This is Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A New Power Arises by enb2004 reviews
Sequel to Acceptance. Its Harry’s first year teaching. After Halloween night, all the rules change, and the lines between good and evil become blurred. Will the Order be able to see past the lies and deceit before it’s too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
On the Street Corner by my Lonesome by SenatorSolo reviews
Told mostly by the viewpoint of a muggle. Before Harry Potter left for St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys, he was a normal kid. I knew him, for he went to my school. This is my story, and then there is his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4740 - Favs: 6,377 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Enemy Ever Faced by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History and The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer. As a Charms professor Harry returns to Hogwarts, and as usual he ignores a prediction of Trelawney's. Maybe this time he shouldn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 332,659 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History. Harry has a squib for a son. As judge of the Triwizard Tournament at Durmstrang he manages to get over the shock, but doesn't know that another blow unprecedented in wizarding history is awaiting him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 205,456 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History by AgiVega reviews
Ginny is pregnant. The father? Harry. How will they deal with the situation and with the terrible scandal that ensues? What will their relatives, friends and teachers say? And how will Voldemort react? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,081 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Artemis bonds with his kids! reviews
Yeah, it's Artemis Fowl gone soppy. But read the otheres first or you wont get it one bit! This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Artemis F.
Juliet has triplets! reviews
Again, READ THE OTHERES FIRST! But then read this because we are SO on a roll now!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Juliet B.
Juliets little talk, with Artemis! reviews
Ok, dont read this if you haven't read all the others first because you wont get it. But It is AMAZING!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Juliet B., Artemis F.
Interview with Juliet Butler! reviews
Read this, AND all the others because they rock sorry if that sounds bias and will make you're head explode with laughter! This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Juliet B.
Minerva has twins!
Ok, now you cant read this without reading like all the previous ones first... So yeah, READ THEM! Trust me they're worth reading! They're proper funny.This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Artemis F.
Artemis, the barer of news! reviews
You cant read this without reading the little talk, so read that. But yeah, this is a carry on from that and it's just as funny! You're sure to explode with laughter!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Artemis F.
Holly's little talk, with Artemis! reviews
From the creators of all the interviews, we bring you... well, I don't know exactly, lets just sayit's hardly a little talk! But it's hilarious! Just read it!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Interview with Butler! reviews
We're back! And just as funny! You're sure to laugh out loud!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Butler
Interview with the interviewer! reviews
Yeah, we were bored and couldn't think of anyone else to interview. But It still has all the charactors in it and it's still utterly hilarious!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007
Interview with Minerva Parazido! reviews
This is weird... We just keep getting FUNNIER!again, sorry is we sound bias There is no end to this greatness! This was written with elfandproud.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007
Interview with Foaly! reviews
They just dont stop coming! By the way, we are not telling any fans where we live. Sorry to dissapoint you! Enjoy this extreamly humerous interview! If you dare...This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Foaly
Interview with Trouble Kelp! reviews
You didn't think there would be one did you? But there is! A FOURTH interview! Aren't we AWSOME!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Trouble K.
Interview with the GAY Artemis Fowl! reviews
Another AMAIZING interview from the creators of the last two! Prepare to... laugh!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Artemis F.
Interview with Holly Short! reviews
This is another great interview, from the creators of 'Interview with Artemis Fowl'. That includes elfandproud by the way.Prepare to die! Of laughter!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Holly S.
Interview with Artemis Fowl! reviews
This is basically an Interview with Artemis Fowl! Rated M for strong language and sexual contex. Prepare to laugh your head off!This was written with elfandproud
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Artemis F.