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 Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Giver. I am putting NSHAM on hold. I'm taking a much needed break from the Happy Series. (8-3-10) I have two fanfiction accounts. One here and another on (http:///viewuser.php?showuid=167774). No where else. :) Working On: The Life and Trials of the Burrow- Love has a special magic to it; only a lucky few have had the chance to experience it. Most people go about their lives blissfully unaware of just how the love they encounter affects them. Love protects, nurtures and helps someone grow, and when a home is built from pure true love, the love that built it lives inside the walls. It gives the home a life of its own. It seeks out to protect and nurture the family it shelters. A home like that is rare, even in the wizarding world. The Burrow was one of these rare homes. 4/21/13- Alright I actually don't know how many people actually read this profile thing. But yeah I know I shouldn't be starting a new story but whatever. The plot hit me and I'm make this one a bunch of shorter chapters, not quite a drabble but not a full chapter. That way I can actually manage it while I'm at school. Prince- Serevus Snape never wanted to have children. Some might say that he hated children (why he worked in a school was a mystery to everyone, including himself) But truthfully, eventhough Severus would never admit it, he had a slight fear of children of all ages. Severus is forced to face his fear when he becomes responsible for the underage Prince witches, who happen to be Severus' last living realitives after the witches parents die in a tragic knight bus accident. 8/3/10- I don't find that summary sufficent enough to describe the story but it will have to do for now. 5/26/12- Chapter 4 is now up. I didn't realize how long I've taken to update. It's almost been a year! Well I'm back for now. This is by far developing into one of the favorite stories that I have written. I hope you like it too. On Hold : Not So Happy Anymore- WARNING SUMMARY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR BEING HAPPY ! DO NOT READ IN LESS YOU READ BEING HAPPY ! Ginny is left devistated after Harry suddenly left. With the war roaring to a start, she hopes to find an escape from the war talk and memories of her summer with Harry at Hogwarts. Her hopes aren't met when she starts to see Harry everywhere is goes and discovers that Voldermort and his followers has taken over the castle. Ginny and a group of students aren't going to let Voldermort have complete control. Dumbledore's Army reunites with plans of sneak attacks, revenge, underground defese classes, and pranks, just so Voldermort can know that he isn't going to win and isn't as powerful as he'd like to be. I have to credit whoever is the wonderful person that wrote the Annoying Voldermort list on mugglenet for giving me ideas. This is going to filled with sorrow, anger, pain, happy moments, romance (more towards the end), fun, and general funniness. I can't wait to get it all up. 8/3/10- NSHAM is not being abandoned. I will come back to it, I just don't know when yet. Rebel Force- I knew that there was a chance this would happen. After all the price on my head is well over million galleons by now. Why, you ask? I, Hermione Jane Granger, am the leader of the Rebel Force and I am the Wizarding World’s Most Wanted. All because the Boy-Who-Lived became the Boy-Who-Died. 5/26/12- I cannot realistically work on two stories at once. It's making updating impossible. So sadly RF is going on the back burner. I'll pick it back up after Prince is completed. Finished Work: Make Harry Happy- (OotP SPOLIER!) Harry comes over to the Burrow in the summer. He's broken up over Sirius' death and is being babied by Ron , Hermione, and Mrs. Weasley. Ginny decides that she doesn't like this and takes it upon herself to make harry happy. Being Happy- (This is the sequel to Making Harry Happy). Harry and Ginny have been going out for about a year now. They snog like any other couple does, to the dismay of her brothers. One day Fred and George decide to get them to stop snoging, causing Ginny to seek revenge on the boys. The Unwanted- Hermione never wanted her life to end up like it has. There is a very important moment of her life that is missing. There is a blank spot in her mind and she's about to find out how it got there. Monster- (Songfic to Monster by Meg & Dia. ) Draco is in love with Hermione. He has been for a while, so one day he decides to confess his love to her. Things don't go as well as planned. What Have You Done ?- (Inspiration from a Youtube video by Sirrah78) Draco did something that he wishes he didn't do. Stupid String- (Coauthored with Jessi) Hermione finally gets asked out by Ron on a date to go swimming in the lake. But on the day of the date she gets her period and has no clue has to use a tampon. Funnyness enduces when she seeks help from Ginny. Cabins- (One-shot I wrote for school) James, Sirius and Remus decide to go sledding in the middle of the night. They run into Lily and she decides to stop them. My Dumb Shoe- (This story is abandoned. I might redo it but I doubt it.)Lily is dragged to a masked ball by her friend. There she falls for a mystery guy. Once Lily discovers who it is, she runs for it. Lily loses her shoe and wants to get it back. The problem is that the mystery guy has it and doesn't know that it is Lily's. The links to the dresses are on the bottom of my profile. Chapter 24- ( A story about The Giver) A one page, one-shot I wrote for school. Its about what happens after the last chapter IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know by Never Shout Never Waking Up: DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher First Day At School: Duet With Myself by Charlie McDonnell Falling In Love: Quelqu'un M'a Dit by Carla Bruni Fight Song: Your Mother Should Know by The Beatles Breaking Up: Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz Prom night: Why Don't We Do It In The Road? by The Beatles Life: Whoa by Paramore Mental Breakdown: So What by P!nk Driving: Indiana by Meg & Dia Flashback: Can't Keep It In by Cat Stevens Getting back together: Help I'm Alive by Metric Wedding: Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield Birth of Child: Buddy Holly by Weezer Final Battle: Instant Karma! by John Lennon Funeral Song: A Rush of Blood to the Head by Coldplay Final Credits: Elenore by the Turtles | |||||||
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Diary Confessions by thedreamz reviews
Hermione receives a diary and finds that it sends her writing to another diary. She begins communicating with another Hogwarts student, inadvertently becoming close to the last person she'd suspect to be on the other side. DMHG. PreHBP. 11/13/17-I've never forgotten this series but it will be incomplete indefinitely as it's been so long. Thanks for reading! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 186 - Updated: Mar 28, 2013 - Published: Aug 19, 2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trust Me by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
October 1981, Lily and James chose their Secret Keeper. How did Peter end up the Secret Keeper when Lily and James told Dumbledore that Sirius was their secret keeper? What caused the last minute change? Missing Scene Fic. Complete. A story in 4 parts-the warning, choosing a secret keeper, and the betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Jan 12, 2013 - Published: Nov 26, 2010 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane by Roslyn Drycof reviews
To avoid becoming a Death Eater, Draco copies Hamlet and pretends to be insane. Harry acquires a phobia of performing magic, and Lockhart, who likes to be called Rooney, has a friend who's a talking wall. These three share a therapist. HPDM, humor, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 313 - Updated: Sep 12, 2012 - Published: Dec 14, 2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Inheritance by Noc007 reviews
Sirius Black lost it all on that fateful night, including the one person who he cherished - his daughter, Victoria. Fourteen years later she returns home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 130 - Updated: Nov 18, 2011 - Published: Jun 3, 2008
Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Sep 13, 2011 - Published: Apr 28, 2007 - Complete
Run by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
A collection of unrelated Dramione drabbles. A cute mix of angsty romance and humor romance! Named after the first chap! R&R Chap. 26 up! Special Christmas and Easter chapter! A New Year's Eve chap too! PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Aug 22, 2011 - Published: Dec 16, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The International Super Spy by Cottonpaw reviews
"I'm an international super spy, and you're a wanted criminal!" She jumped off my lap and made her fingers into the shape of a gun, pointing them at me. "I'll give you a ten second head start." It's Harry's job to entertain Lily on a rainy day. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 3, 2010 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Tube o' Toothpaste by sghaus reviews
Saturday morning at the Weasleys' is not going well for Ginny. She has to cook breakfast, falls out of bed, accidentally destroys most of the upstairs section of the house, and can't find the toothpaste. HG, Fluffy, Short story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Jul 17, 2010 - Published: Aug 5, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Velveteen Noose by Marmalade Fever reviews
If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 34 - Published: Jan 27, 2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Maybe A Little by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot! Missing moment from the Half Blood Prince movie. Ron's reaction to Hermione going with McLaggen to the Christmas Party. Is he jealous?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 31, 2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: Aug 28, 2009 - Published: Apr 3, 2007
The Alphabet of Harry Potter by Historybuff1536 reviews
I chose a word for every letter in the Alphabet, and wrote a moment in the character's life that goes with it. Harry is up First.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: Jul 23, 2009 - Published: Aug 11, 2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Quest for a Lily by FalterInMySteps reviews
I have a great life. Except for my one itty-bitty problem. I'm in love with my best friend. And guess who my best friend is? Lily Potter, Harry Potter's daughter. And I'm terrified of Harry Potter. How do I go about expressing said love? I have no idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Jul 3, 2009 - Published: Apr 22, 2009 - Lily Luna P., OC
Misconceptions by Enigma Ladies reviews
Hermione takes a vacation to a muggle resort, Castle Rock, which was suggested to her by Dumbledore. Unbeknownst to her, Draco has also gone to Castle Rock, in need of time to ponder his life and the choices he must soon make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: Feb 25, 2009 - Published: Mar 10, 2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Me and My Kinumph by Cranberry Cocktail reviews
Ginny returns to Hogwarts, clearly not over Harry. However, Harry did leave Ginny and her frozen knickers in the Forbidden Forest. And now Ginny has snogged Andy, but she mostly blames her crumblie-catchers for that. Sequel to Mistletoe in My Knickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Feb 21, 2009 - Published: Feb 13, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Marauders' Chat Room: Enter at Your Own Risk by Cottonpaw reviews
REMUS JOHN LUPIN' 'ooo she used the middle name' 'Aww crap...' Silly senarios involving our favorite Marauders. RL/JP/SB/LP/NT/FW friendship. Set in the afterlife
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Feb 13, 2009 - Published: Jan 10, 2009
Christmas Studying by Historybuff1536 reviews
“Hermione woke me up at six o’clock this morning, to study the Troll war of 1425.” “What’s so bad about that?” Harry wanted to know. “The Troll war of 1425 lasted until 1582.” I told him. He blinked. “Oh yeah,it did last that long didn’t it?” -Ginny's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Published: Jan 31, 2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
James Through The Ages by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he’s mesmerized by her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jan 19, 2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by Cottonpaw reviews
Then I ran into a wall. Well, I had thought it was a wall at first, but when I looked up I realized it was James, the fifteen-year-old boy with messy black hair...' Keira is having a hard time in school, and the only friend she has is a little gray cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 9, 2009 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Stupid Bloody Ink Bottle by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 161 - Updated: Dec 1, 2008 - Published: Feb 5, 2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
High School Hell by Historybuff1536 reviews
And Edward thought it was bad when he heard the thoughts of the guys around Bella...what will he do when it's his daughter? Post BD. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Published: Nov 22, 2008 - Edward, Bella
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: Nov 11, 2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Skeleton Key by Cottonpaw reviews
“Are you mad?” he exclaimed. “You’re mental! Searching dad’s office? He’ll kill us all!” “Just for a few minutes?” she pleaded. “I’ve got to see what this key opens!” Her eyes became wide and filled with tears. ONESHOT. Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 27, 2008 - Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Logic Doesn't Make Love by siriusly klutzy reviews
I don’t get it. If I’ve hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn’t make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 23, 2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Disappearing Confession by siriusly klutzy reviews
How could we lose that note? It’s just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: Oct 5, 2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blame Alice by siriusly klutzy reviews
I really should stop listening to Alice. I mean, she only gets me into stupid situations. Like taking Arithmacy for example. Completely pointless. I can’t do it, and I’m constantly distracted by none other than James Potter. Brilliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: Oct 2, 2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Only Man in Her Life by Historybuff1536 reviews
Mr. Weasley realizes he's not the only man in his daughters life anymore. Post D/H, H/G. Fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Published: Sep 13, 2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Getting Even by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny is trying to sleep in. But a boot, the sun and a green eyed, bespectacled man are not letting her. And just when she thought her day, couldn't get worse, it does. Or does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: Aug 25, 2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: Aug 5, 2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
That Something by OneOfTheWeasleys reviews
Everyone has at least one odd characteristic or trait. Whether it be a large wart atop their nose or a slight stutter, no one can ever truly say that they are perfect. There is always that something... George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 5, 2008 - George W., OC - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 75 - Updated: Aug 2, 2008 - Published: Apr 3, 2007
Summer Nightmare by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
ONESHOT! When Amy sees the little plus sign her mind brings her back to that summer. The summer in her nightmares. Rated T because its not descriptive.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jul 22, 2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 445 - Published: Jul 15, 2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Thank Merlin by Historybuff1536 reviews
My version of Lily's Birth. H/G, with a little bit of Humor thrown in between them for good measure. Rated T for brief description of child birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: Jun 25, 2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: Jun 22, 2008 - Published: Aug 29, 2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 74 - Updated: Jun 22, 2008 - Published: Nov 18, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Scream For Ice Cream! by Cottonpaw reviews
Harry and Ginny take James, Al, and Lily for ice cream. WARNING: THIS STORY INVOLVES EXPLOSIONS AND RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF ANGER. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jun 13, 2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
God Rest the Merry Bride by Historybuff1536 reviews
Companion Piece to my story "God Rest Ye Merry Gryffindor." Ginny's thoughts right before she walks down the aisle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jun 13, 2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: May 16, 2008 - Published: Mar 11, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter 20Q by piicklex3 reviews
Don't worry it is twlight with Harry Potter in it k? Drabble
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: May 11, 2008 - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: May 7, 2008 - Published: Apr 25, 2008
Rubik's Cube by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot Hermione challenges Draco with a Rubik's cube and that leads to two very interesting confessions. One from Draco and one from Hermione in the future. Very original. Dramione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: May 4, 2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Desk Edward by piicklex3 reviews
You know the first day of school when Bella sat by edward in science well He made a hand mark in the desk... Drabble
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: Apr 25, 2008 - Complete
Losing by Lexie-H reviews
George, on Fred. A little poem, dedicated to ToManyLetters. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: Apr 25, 2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sparkling Sunlight by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Bella reflects on how Edward amazes her, especially in the sunlight. She begins to fear the future and the ending conatains an exciting surprise. Bella's POV Oneshot R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 19, 2008 - Complete
The Color Red by liekomfgits kate reviews
Rose Weasley has always hated the color red until now. DH Epilogue compliant. Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley. Same universe as See Right Through Me but you don't need to read one to read the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: Apr 18, 2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Pigwidgeon's flight by Cottonpaw reviews
ONESHOT! Pigwidgeon has a big task from Ron. Can he accoplish it in time for the show?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: Mar 27, 2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Purebloods and Bubblebaths by Enigma Ladies reviews
Another oneshot we wrote after Mudbloods and Bubblebaths. It is the same story line, only from Hermione's PoV. Very funny. Very enteraining. Bia bia. R&R please! T for language and stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 9, 2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudbloods and Bubblebaths by Enigma Ladies reviews
Oneshot. Draco's PoV. Awesomeness. The first one we wrote. The next, Purebloods and Bubblebaths, will be posted a bit later, and it is from Hermione's PoV. Funny stuff in these, baby. DracoxHerione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 5, 2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules by TheTinyestOne reviews
Rose weasley has rules for everything. Cookies, men. This last rule may get her in alot of trouble with her dad, and, just about everyone she loves..Oh well. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: Feb 27, 2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Yellow Roses by lizlizlizliz reviews
For the past three years he would always give me a bouquet of yellow roses. Yellow meant friendship. We weren't even friends well not really. So what did he want? A Valentine's Day ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: Feb 14, 2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 101 - Updated: Feb 3, 2008 - Published: Nov 10, 2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
She is Dead by lizlizlizliz reviews
Hermione Jean Granger is dead. She died on her wedding day. Pity, is't it? ONESHOT! Read, Review & Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 25, 2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Like a River of Copper by Kilara16 reviews
...My fingers reached out, gently wrapped themselves in a few of the curls, and let them slide through like silk. I couldn’t stop. I was drowning. I was flying... One shot. A tad of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 1, 2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our life: You and Me by lizlizlizliz reviews
A collection of 25 Draco X Hermione drabbles for the upcoming Christmas Holidays. Read, Review and Enjoy! Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Dec 25, 2007 - Published: Nov 29, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Never by lizlizlizliz reviews
I never told her how much she meant to me. I never told her that every time she went away it took every fiber of my being to stop from going after her. I never told her my true feelings.SONGFIC ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 23, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candy Canes and Snow Angels by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Christmas morning leads Hermione outside where she sees an unexpected slytherin in the early morning. One experience can impact someone so much. What do Candy Canes and snow angels have to do with it? Dramione. Very good if i say so myself! R&R ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: Dec 19, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Thief by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Ever since I married her she has been stealing my things and using them herself. But there is one thing I don't mind her keeping and I hope I never get it back. Draco's POV! ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: Dec 17, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Opposites and Ferret Draco by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
If you like random stories that have no plot, lots of OOC, everything is opposite, and it is stupidly funny then this is the story for you. If not, pull the stick out of ur butt! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 16, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Contradictions by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
I regret to say that Draco Malfoy has decided to leave Hogwarts, Dumbledore continued. Hey Hermione, Harry nudged her. Aren't you glad Malfoy's gone? Yeah, Hermione said giving a weak smile. The truth was she knew all along that Malfoy had left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: Dec 14, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Loves Hermione by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco fell in love with a brunette. He says his reasons why he did fall in love. Dramione and Draco's POV. Based on a list entitled 'Why Boys Fall in Love with Girls' Please read this! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: Dec 10, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Unicorns From Albus Dumbledore? by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot! I bit of holiday humor. Albus Dumbledore in a muggle park full of young children during Christmas time. Who could he be mistaken for? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 8, 2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Chocolate Orange Ice Cream by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
DH spoilers! George needs someone to listen when he mourns a loss u should know who and Hermione wants ice cream. oddly these things mesh well together. Can Hermione catch a glimpse of the old George? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 25, 2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 568 - Updated: Nov 25, 2007 - Published: Oct 12, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Little Secret by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
A cute little Dramione oneshot! Hermione is upset and Draco is a shoulder to cry on. Since when are you nice? Never, except now. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 19, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hypotheticals by Jenwryn reviews
Hermione/Draco. Hermione is studying late at night in the library, and finds herself have a very strange conversation with Draco Malfoy. This oneshot is set during one of the later years of their schooling at Hogwarts. Quietly shippy. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: Oct 29, 2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Unexpected by Ski000Girl reviews
Draco's in love with Hermione. Voldemort is gone but Bellatrix is being a problem. Hermione has a secret that's not so secret. The Grangers have something they aren't telling Hermione. Also alot more that can't be said bc it will spoil the SUPRISE! Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 113 - Updated: Oct 29, 2007 - Published: Aug 4, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide on Being a Death Eater by moshpitqueen reviews
Take a look inside as the stepbystep process on being a Voldie follower is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: Oct 12, 2007 - Voldemort - Complete
A Fluffy Little Bunny By Any Other Name by Omnicat reviews
Tonks succeeded in brewing the Wolfsbane Potion and now has every intention of getting to inspect the results of her handiwork. RLxNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 5, 2007 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
Things I'll Never Say by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot. RHr! I am back to writing! Songfic to Thing's I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne in Hermione's point of View. I had fun writing it! R&R! Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 1, 2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bella's Baby by bleedingblackrosez reviews
What happens when Bella finds out she's gonna have a baby? Really cute and hilarious! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 117 - Updated: Sep 27, 2007 - Published: Sep 18, 2007
The Pregnancy by LeadingLadies9394 reviews
Hermione is forced to marry Fred, the ministry is pressuring them to have a child, but what happens when something goes terribly wrong, and poor Fred is... fertile? LOL! Hilarious story, written by Leading, please review! HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: Sep 8, 2007 - Published: Mar 25, 2007 - George W., Hermione G.
A Random Story With Currently No Name by serpentine17ice reviews
It's not always cliches, anticliches, noncliches. Sometimes during the last battle, it might not be so dramatic. It might be... spazzy. And weird. And for those who crave for these stories, here it is. Not exactly a Ron and Hermione shipper, but sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 28, 2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The One about the Bipolar Socks by strange organized chaos reviews
It takes two to matrimone right. It doesn't take Ginny Weasley Firewhiskey to become utterly drunk, lose her dignity and give a piece of her mind to a couple of people. Terry Boot doesn't mind though. [Slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 22, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Return by Trish Shakespeare reviews
Harry comes back, and Ginny embarrases herself. Hilarity ensues. HPGW, obviously. Ginny's POV. Now completely finished! Really. No more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Aug 21, 2007 - Published: Apr 24, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
His Finest Hour by Mists reviews
Ron discovers his face on a Chocolate Frog Card. Set a few years before the DH Epilogue. Some Spoilers are within.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: Aug 17, 2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Beach Towel by kneazle-is-me reviews
Post DH, shipping spoilers only. Fluffy HG with mentioned RH. Harry has gone insane from the hot sun at the beach and Ginny wants his beach towel. slight OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 16, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
If Only You Could Play Chess Standing Up by Franklet reviews
All Lily wants to do is finish her Charms essay, but she can't get her mind of James Potter...and why is Sirius walking towards her! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: Aug 9, 2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 84 - Published: Jul 23, 2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Moments Insanity by Archosy reviews
I'm Draco Malfoy, and I'm hiding from my highly insane wife at the moment under our table. Right now you're probably wondering what I'm thinking. Well, I'll tell you. Right now I'm thinking maybe the closet would have been better...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: Jul 22, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 66 - Updated: Jul 10, 2007 - Published: Jul 1, 2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Lies by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
ONESHOT! Ron and Hermione get in a fight and they go a bit overbored with what they are saying. Ron wants to appoligies and confess some feeling. See how he does and what happens. RHr R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 8, 2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The World Will Never Ever Be the Same by P.B. Fluff reviews
My first songfic to Plain White T's Hey There Delilah. Harry has returned to the Burrow for Bill and Fleur’s wedding and can’t take his eyes off Ginny. HG with a hint of RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 29, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 118 - Published: Jun 20, 2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The True Confessions of Ginny Weasley by The Evilest Girl Scout reviews
Ginny’s random ranting during the summer of HBP include Harry, 6 annoying brothers, Harry, Phlegm, Harry, sleepwalking, embarrassing moments, among others. And Harry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: Jun 12, 2007 - Published: Sep 22, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
This Diamond Ring by Scarlett71177 reviews
Harry and Remus fib about their mission to buy engagement rings and get caught in their lie by Ginny and Tonks. HarryGinny, RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jun 3, 2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
One Dark Night, I Dreamt of Youth by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Lily and the Marauders around a campfire. Written for the May List Challenge on the Reviews Lounge forum. Humour, romance and fun! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: May 8, 2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Row by Streets of Fire reviews
Oneshot. In his seventeen years at the Burrow, Bill had never heard anyone yell back at his mum. Well, until now. Fluff about early years in the Weasley house.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: Apr 16, 2007 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wedding by The Hooded Menace reviews
Hermione is bored out of her skull at Bill and Fleur's wedding. Will a certain twin liven things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 29, 2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Stole My Goddamn Girlfriend! by Tw1ggy reviews
Harry and Ginny refuse to admit their true feelings for each other so Hermione interferes and chaos and hilarity ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Mar 28, 2007 - Published: Mar 9, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Falling by Moonprincess92 reviews
Ron and Hermione go ice skating. Unfortunately, neither of them knows how. Pointless oneshot. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: Mar 15, 2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
SOCKS! by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Follow Harry on this disturbing night when he finds out what Dumbledore would say and do if he was drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: Feb 5, 2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mistletoe In My Knickers by Cranberry Cocktail reviews
FINALLY COMPLETE! LOOK FOR THE SEQUEL COMING SOON! THANK YOU FOR THE AMAZING REVIEWS! YA'LL ROCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Jan 22, 2007 - Published: Sep 6, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Moonprincess92 reviews
Hermione gets roped into playing truth or dare with Parvarti and Lavender. Will she be able to handle what they ask? :Oneshot RHr HG written preDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 5, 2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ink and Soap by madamsnape78 reviews
While doing a Potion essay on Amortentia, Hermione reveals more about herself than she had planned. Oneshot. RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: Dec 28, 2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Stuck by Neferteenie reviews
/-AU, DHr-/ Hermione is given detention, which is to be overseen by the Head Boy. But wait, why won't the door budge? They're stuck! For 48 hours! Oh dear Merlin, help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Dec 19, 2006 - Published: Apr 15, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 82 - Published: Dec 18, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Proposal From Hell by greatestheights reviews
Ron’s kids want to know how he popped the question. Understandably, he’s a bit reluctant to share. [rhr, oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: Dec 16, 2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove It! by Kaida Coil reviews
Two words can change a person.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: Dec 11, 2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6594 - Favs: 5,695 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: Sep 15, 2006 - Published: Sep 20, 2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twits, Gits, and Harry by Cranberry Cocktail reviews
I’m on the last page! In all of my depressyness I’ve been ignoring the fact that I’ve used you all up my poor play thing. I’ll have to start writing on loo paper in order to keep documenting my thoughts! Ginny's diary. COMPLETE! SEQUEL COMING SOON!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Aug 16, 2006 - Published: Mar 30, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Gringotts Smells! by jennifer snape reviews
Jingle bells, Gringotts smells, Hedwig laid an egg.... Oh no! Will Harry be able to land the sleigh safely? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 14, 2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiccups by pinkpygmypuff reviews
Hermione has a case of the long lasting hiccups. Can Ron cure them. Cute oneshot. But beware of the fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Aug 5, 2006 - Published: May 30, 2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: Jul 31, 2006 - Published: May 29, 2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Kiss A dramione story by chickadee91 reviews
A Dramione story. Hermione does Draco a BIG favor. Will it make them question their feelings about each other? crazy first chap...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: Jul 24, 2006 - Published: Feb 9, 2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
48 Hours by Red Bess Rackham reviews
The metal handle swung back and forth in Luna's hand and she winced. They both looked down at the door. Where the handle used to be, there were two old bolt holes and some cracked wood. "Now we're stuck up here." Answer to the 48 Hour Challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jun 26, 2006 - Published: Jun 26, 2006 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
So Much More Times The Power by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
After Ginny, Hermione and the Weasley family get some news Things changed, but did they really? Ginny loves Harry and finds what he thinks about her in a note. Happy ending. OneShot. THIS WAS COAUTHORED! LOOK INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 10, 2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Top 26 Wishes by alwayspotter714 reviews
Harry is bored in Potions class. What will he do and what will he wish for . The disclaimer is...odd, but funny hopefully. THIS STORY WAS COAUTHORED BY RONWANDMIONEG4EVER. WE WROTE IT TOGETHER SO YOU SHOULD DEFINENTLY WRITE REVIEWS TO BOTH OF US!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 27, 2006 - Harry P.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 922 - Updated: Apr 17, 2006 - Published: Dec 5, 2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy by blondebouncingferret reviews
Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteenmonthold baby ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 184 - Updated: Mar 4, 2006 - Published: Oct 19, 2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
BECAUSE HE'S MY REMUS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! by lilJunebug reviews
Remus gets captured by a muggle dog pound on the full moon.Don't worry he took his wolfsbane potion. Then Tonks shows up. This story is funny and romantic. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: Mar 3, 2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
No Magic Allowed by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are placed in a group with Snape and Malfoy to live like Muggles in the same house for a month. They have some interesting experiences, involving a fire hydrant, a Mercedes Benz, and Muggle clothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Feb 22, 2006 - Published: Feb 6, 2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Post Its and Pregnancy by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Trying to keep his rambunctious wife on bedrest is a task Neville Longbottom is prepared for. Of course, when said wife's water breaks on the new rug, that is something he isn't ready for. Sequel to The Post It Stakeout LLNL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jan 4, 2006 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Snergle Repellent by Scarlet Snidget reviews
A bit of NevilleLuna romance taking place around the holidays. Luna is oblivious to what it means when she hangs mistletoe over her head, and Neville ends up 'explaining' the tradition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 29, 2005 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 5,891 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: Nov 26, 2005 - Published: Sep 28, 2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Post It Stakeout by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna is on a mission. Tonight, she is going to spy on her husband. Sequel to The PostIt Hunt and PostIts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: Nov 24, 2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Post It Hunt by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna has a secret... now how is she going tell her husband? LLNL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 11, 2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Aug 10, 2005 - Published: Aug 7, 2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 212 - Updated: Jul 14, 2005 - Published: May 11, 2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbreak Home by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny has it all engaged, her own school for young magical children & completely content. But then Harry comes back into her life, after years of being away playing prof. Quidditch. Will romance spark again, despite all obstacles? RHr, will be H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,572 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Jul 13, 2005 - Published: Apr 21, 2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Arrested by Gwendolyn James reviews
Standing in the middle of a Muggle jail with Hermione Granger was certainly not how he’d expected to spend his Saturday, no matter whose fault it really was. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: Apr 11, 2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch knickers by ForeverLaDonna reviews
Who would have guessed that my knickers would be the key to your downfall?" Ginny Weasley asked, laughing so hard tears were forming in her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Apr 9, 2005 - Published: Apr 1, 2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Locked In 12 Grimmauld Place by The Flying Author reviews
After Ginny's fourth year, both her and Harry are locked in the Order's Headquarters, becuase of their supposed connections to Voldmort. What is a girl to do locked in a house with a depressed Harry Potter for the whole summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: Apr 10, 2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What About Me by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny Weasley: the youngest and forgotten child. Not anymore, because this is about to change. Its time for Ginny to show her true colors and to prove to Harry that she's not just Ron's litte sister, in doing this she shocks the whole school
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,827 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 73 - Updated: Mar 23, 2004 - Published: Dec 12, 2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Catcher by Phaerie reviews
[oneshot] Ginny clearly had yet to comprehend that she was standing in her kitchen in nothing but her underwear with Harry staring at her wideeyed and crimsonfaced. Fate could be so cruel at times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jan 19, 2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bedfellows by ForeverLaDonna reviews
(Complete. It also has companion piece Two Weeks) Ginny went to get up and found she couldn't. Her legs and Harry's were tangled up and he was still sleeping soundly. Merlin, she had never been in this situation before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 54 - Updated: Jan 17, 2004 - Published: Jan 3, 2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Land by Tegan1 reviews
Professor Snape and Hermione Granger must work together when they are trapped in a dark,still world. SS/HG [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,420 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 69 - Updated: Jul 25, 2002 - Published: Jul 14, 2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ginny's Boggart by Firebolt909 reviews
Ginny faces a boggart and discovers her worst fear. another HG story from me! Now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Mar 7, 2001 - Published: Mar 2, 2001 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Prince reviews
One hot and sunny summer day the Knight Bus crashed. Only two underage witches survived, Annette and Arianna. The orphaned witches were put in the care of their last relative, Severus Snape. Who has no idea what to with a teenager and a young child. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: Jan 17, 2014 - Published: Aug 18, 2010 - OC, Severus S.
The Life and Trials of The Burrow reviews
Love protects, nurtures and helps someone grow, but when a home is built from pure true love, the love that built it lives inside the walls. It gives the home a life of its own. It seeks out to protect and nurture the family it shelters. A home like that is rare, even in the wizarding world.The Burrow was one of these homes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: May 8, 2013 - Published: Apr 19, 2013 - Molly W., Arthur W., Ginny W., Harry P.
Rebel Force reviews
I, Hermione Jane Granger, am the leader of the Rebel Force and I am the Wizarding World's Most Wanted. All because the Boy-Who-Lived became the Boy-Who-Died. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Sep 11, 2011 - Published: Jun 26, 2011 - Hermione G.
Not So Happy Anymore reviews
Ginny is headed off to Hogwarts alone. With Dumbledore and Harry gone, the Voldermort is quickly gaining power. With no boyfriends or big brother to take care of her, she has to decide if she can live her life and fight back or crawl under a rock and hide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Jun 6, 2010 - Published: Jun 7, 2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Being Happy reviews
Harry and Ginny have been together for a year now. They snog just like any other couple does,at the dismay of her brothers. The twins have decided to do something about it and get Ginny pissed in the process. Ginny decides to fight back. GinnyPOV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Jun 7, 2009 - Published: Sep 13, 2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Make Harry Happy reviews
It's summer after Harry's 5th year and Harry is depressed. Ginny doesn't like to see Harry depressed. What does Ginny do to fix this? Rated T to be ! COMPLETE !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Sep 13, 2008 - Published: Oct 22, 2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Unwanted reviews
Hermione never wanted her life to end up like it did. She can't remember how it got that way either. A very crucial moment of her life is missing and she's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: Jul 30, 2008 - Published: Jun 5, 2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Have You Done ? reviews
I did something bad Hermione." Draco stated bluntly."How bad ?" Hermione questioned. Draco stayed quiet. "You're scaring me. What is it ?" Hermione nervously looked at her boyfriend. Draco makes a decision that could ruin his realationships forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: Mar 2, 2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cabins reviews
Now she knows too much James. She's going to rat us out." "Fine Sirius. We'll take her with us." James stated bluntly. He proceeded to throw Lily over his shoulder and headed for the hill. Rated T for saftey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 30, 2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chapter 24 reviews
What happend to Jonas and Gabe after chapter 23 ? Where did they end up? Jonas doesn't even know himself.ONE-SHOT
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: Jan 21, 2008 - Complete
Monster reviews
Songfic. Draco is in love with Hermione. The only problem is that she doesn't love him back. What will happen when love is confessed ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 13, 2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stupid String reviews
COAUTHORED! ONESHOT! Hermione Granger, Tampons, skimpy bikinis, and... Severus Snape? RHr hopefully you'll laugh as much as we did! NO SMUT ! Rated mostly for language. Rated M read inside for more info
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 9, 2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Dumb Shoe reviews
ABANDONED. Hogwarts is having a masquarade ball.Love is going to be in the air. But with who? Who is Lily's mystery guy? read to find out. Rated T to be safe.LJ Don't read if you like to flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Oct 3, 2007 - Published: Sep 22, 2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
