The True Confessions of Ginny Weasley
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Author's note: Enjoy! My first fic.
Chapter 1: Hooray for Summer
17 July, 1996
11:44
I adore summer. McGonagall is gone, Snape is gone, my roommates are gone and I don't have to try and fail playing hangman by myself because I have no friends. Now I have a million brothers who will look after me for an entire summer and never ever make fun of me. Ahem. Right.
11:51
I do love summer, though, even if I am stuck with a million and one brothers who are annoying the CRAP out of me.
11:54
I also love spiders because they don't annoy the crap out of me and I can annoy the crap out of Ron just by putting one on his pillow in the morning right before he wakes up…like I did this morning. Sigh.
12:02
Mum wants me to make lunch. Personally, I feel that going downstairs right now would burn way too many calories.
12:46
My take on the situation didn't impress Mum. She sort of chucked a loaf of bread at my face and yelled, "Make a goddamn sandwich, Ginny! It won't kill you!" Now, see, the thing here is that I am an awful cook. I actually managed to burn soup once. And in Muggle Studies I accidentally set the microwave on fire (no magic involved, by the way). Needless to say, the Muggle Studies professor was not pleased. Anyway, so I was about to tell Mum that it probably would kill me, and I'd drop dead on the floor due to food poisoning, but I decided against it because I remembered that she forgot to drink her caffeine this morning and her face was getting all red and blotchy. One of my more brilliant moves, if you ask me. AND, I am food-poisoning-free! At least, I haven't felt the effects yet…twitch
13:07
Ron has just informed me that Hermione is coming in exactly four days. I could definitely use some female support around here.
13:23
Ron thinks he hides it well, but he really fancies Hermione.
14:07
Damn Harry Potter's owl. She nearly bit my ear off when I yelled at her for flying in my window and waking me up from my nap.
14:10
Yes, nap. Just because I'm 14 doesn't mean I can't take naps.
16:28
I just remembered that Bill is coming home from Egypt tomorrow. He says he has a surprise. Wonder what? I'd have to say that Bill is my favorite brother. Most likely, I'm his favorite sister too, considering the circumstances.
18 July
6:37
Bill's coming at 8:30.
8:29
Ahhhhh – I'm so excited!
8:31
He's late.
9:04
Bill is no longer my favorite brother. What did he get stuck up his arse? There's this girl. Yes, girl. That was the surprise. There's this girl who has got Billius Arthur Weasley bewitched. She's part-veela and her name is Fleur Delaceur. Stupid Frenchie. AND, to top it all off, they're getting married. MARRIED? I can't stand it. My favorite brother is betraying me.
11: 46
I remember this one time 2 years ago in Muggle Studies I broke my hand punching a mailbox. Stupid muggles. Why would you want something potentially harmful carrying your mail? Owls don't hurt you. (Well…Pig's a different story. And Errol mostly hurts himself.)
13:46
Bill thinks Fleur will get to know his family better by staying here. Ergh. Fleur Delaceur the Frenchie will forever remain Phlegm in mine eyes for stealing my eldest brother away.
20:06
Just finished dinner with Phlegm. Seriously, I wanted female support, but not in this form. She keeps caressing Bill's hair.
19 July
5:20
Charlie just sent us an owl. There's a problem with some dragons in Romania so he can't get home this summer. Mum's pretty upset, to say the least.
5:27
Why are all my brothers betraying me? First it was Percy and his dumb Ministry stuff, then it was Fred and George and their dumb flat above their dumb store, then it was Bill and his dumb Phlegm stuff, and now it's Charlie and his dumb dragon stuff. Ron will be next.
5:32
What did I ever do to any of them?
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