Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.

In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?

Draco Malfoy has an incredible obsession with sugar. A full on obsession. Drabble, OOC Malfoy.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Draco Malfoy is everything a Malfoy should be, except one thing. Well. Now there are two things. Malfoys never cry. Right? D/Hr. Oneshot. Enjoy.

Ginny finds that she shares many things with her sister in law... most of which she had thought she had forgotten... Implied DHr, PostHogwarts, OneShot.

A story which details just exactly what desperation will drive Hermione Granger to do.

Draco and Hermione discuss an interesting subject: Thongs. Drabble.

Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....

She lay dying...and he was watching. He had six years to say something, to say anything, and he chooses now, this moment, to finally tell her about his love, and hate, for her. She doesn't take it well. DMHG Oneshot.

She no longer cares about making it out alive. All she can think, breath, drink, and consume is her need to finally figure him out. Because Draco Malfoy is an equation that needs to be solved. And Hermione Granger won’t rest until she’s received full mark

This insane, weird, and crazy ficlet, that you're about to read may be the funniest yet. But Don't blame me, it's my first fic. Rated T, just in case. This has every ship, except slash! Please Read!

The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.

Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.

Everything from here onward is parody. Summary: Hermione and Draco get some important news.

Maybe it was a lunatic he was looking for. HGDM

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

A few things that bother me greatly.

It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione

Oneshot. Someone's feeling happy because she gets to spend a few hours in the company of Draco Malfoy.

Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.

Sirius is fed up with James moaning about Lily's newest rejection tactic, so he and Remus come up with a plan to get the two togther. Will it work? Oneshot. Rated for Sirius with boobs...

AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in her diary: from Harry sneaking into her bathroom to Ginny setting Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is about to get out of control. COMPLETED

Percy is well aware of the war that is raging, even more so than his siblings, perhaps. And he is right in the middle of it.

Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Poem. Pansy and Luna have locked themselves away in the bathrooms to avoid the killing spree of the Death Eaters as they invade the school. They are imprisoned in their own minds but they are not entirely alone. PansyLuna. Suffocation and character death.

Sometimes pretending can just be as painful as facing the truth.

He walks along the path towards the castleprison with his hands shoved in his pockets, head down. He shivers as he approaches, almost turning around to run away but he keeps going. He keeps going.

[Gen] The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy. I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease. [Luna Lovegood, HBP]

[Gen] Hermione waits anxiously for midnight.

We aren't all meant to be heroes.

You hate her! You hate her so much because she made you love her so damn much.” There's no pain more cutting than unrequited love. My first standalone RP fic, with DHr side pairing.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Just a little something that my cousin charmedone and I made for laughs. Hope you read and enjoy!

Everything Draco's ever known changes when he walks in on a group of mudblood thirsty Slytherins torturing Hermione. Rated R for some graphic stuff.