HobbitSizeMehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Justice League. Hey! Okay, so I'm new to fanfiction.net, and yeah. I lovelovelovelovelove Lord of the Rings, and most recently a friend of mine got me hooked on Fruits Basket. Past obsessions are as follows: Justice League, Animorphs, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I live in Canada. It does not snow 24/7 like some people think, and we do not say "eh" all the time. Just some little things I felt I needed to make clear. It's currently the tail-end of winter here, so my igloo's melting. I'm kidding. It's the middle of winter. No no no, seriously. End of winter, house not igloo. I absolutely love writing stories, as does everyone else here, I'm sure. My one problem is that I have an awful little habit of starting stories and not finishing them. But I promise I'll try to break that habit on this site. HSM's (HobbitSizeMe's) famous quotes: "Monkeys should rule the world. That way we'd have no war, and we'd have Banana Day where everyone got to stay home and eat bananas." "Things could be worse, and when you think about how bad it could be, suddenly it doesn't seem so bad anymore." "Oh peaches and cheese." "So, I'm working on this new story..." "Ha-ha-halarious!" HSM's Idols Writing -- J.R.R. Tolkien Actor -- Johnny Depp Actress-- Anne Hathaway Another Place to Read some of my Fanfics: Penname there: Anny Some Food for Thought If you went to a fast food restaurant and the person taking your order asked you if you wanted to Hobbitsize, would the portion be bigger or smaller? (hmmmmmm...) |
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The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Into the Comic World by Trickster91 reviews
A girl of our world gets transferred into the comic world of superheroes. Lets just say that she has a problem with one of the heroes that tries to help her.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Greg S./Vigilante
JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing by Christy T reviews
Welcome to the Justice League chatroom. You have been warned.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Operation Host! by xxfirebubblesxx reviews
-Fruits Basket xover- Objective: Befriend one blonde idiot. Warnings: Beware of observant crossdressers, hug-happy fangirls, unwelcome cursed relatives, smokebombs, alcoholic tea, and exploding cookie batter. Mission: Impossible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,188 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
This Ain't the Golden Years II by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Sequel to the first This Ain't the Golden Years. Just because fifty years have passed doesn't mean that retired Justice League members can stay out of trouble, especially if they're corrupting the next generation of Leaguers.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
The Coat Demon by Tollivandi Silverwing reviews
The Coat Demon is a hobbitsized, worldhopping creature who likes to steal from our favorite characters. How much mischief can one little demon make? A different world in every chapter!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006
No by Child-of-the-Dawn reviews
J'onn's Thoughts during a few moments in 'Destroyer' No pairings, but lots of family!JL
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Orion - Complete
Hamsters, Hobbits and Supermarkets by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Frodo throws a birthday party at the local supermarket for his invisible pet Hamster Chad who is the Ringbearer. All of Middle Earth is invited to the event where Frodo drinks too much coffee and Chad shows off his powers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Frodo B. - Complete
Starting Over by Summer Skye reviews
Amelia was a single mother of two barely getting by, until superheroes quite literally fall from the sky and change her life forever.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,286 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
April's Fools by xChaiChanx reviews
What happens when Shigure tells Tohru that Yuki and Kyo are dating! A hell of a lot of trouble for them, that's for sure. Rated T for language, this is NOT a yaoi fic, in fact there aren't any couples at all
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Mary Sue Hunters by Captain Hollywood reviews
When two young women going under the penname 'Mary Sue hunters' find a pink wardrobe appear one day, they pack up their LOTR copies, grab their dog Sirius Black and head off to fight Sues and Slash, get Aragorn very mad, and cause chaos in general.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
Diaries of Insanity by missick93 reviews
-formely known as The Most Randomest Fruits Basket Story Ever!- Well...maybe not the RANDOMEST persay...don't judge it on the first chapter, thats just so random, I don't even get it. Don't ask.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
Fruits Basket Mini Fic 1: Plushies by BeatingMachine reviews
Shigure recieves a package from Ayame and when Kagura comes to visit, Kyo isn't too happy. Oneshot. Very funny! Hints of Kyoru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Waltzing Pirates, Disastrous Drinks, and A Scheme by Love to be Curious reviews
Governor Swann hosts an engagement ball for Elizabeth and Will.Who else would show up except for Captain Jack Sparrow? Whatever could he want? Or does he merely wish to see Elizabeth become a bit tipsy? And what does Will have in store for the lady?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
The Official JLA What to do if genderswapped List by Tintenschwert reviews
The JLA faced many problems.But on one day they face a disaster.What would you do if the universe blinks and you are suddenly genderswapped? Let´s have a look at how the JLA deals with that...they make list
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Batman's File by Grendle1853 reviews
Funny little thing Batman finds in his League file. Chapter 3 now up. Please review!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Conversations with Argonians by SmallInsect reviews
Flash and Kara have a chat in the Watchtower, despite Kara’s obvious reluctance. [One shot. Spoilers for “Divided We Fall”.]
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Five Minute Furuba by Shaposhit reviews
Episodes of Fruits Basket told in five lines. Kyo is a natrual redhead and proud of it, Yuki has no soul but makes up for it by being sexy, and Tohru leads a completely normal life...except for the whole, y'know, orphanzodiac thing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
Justice League: Superman's Bad Day Remastered by Sonata-Time-Flare-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. Batman isn't the only superhero who has a bad day once in a while. Now witness the 'Man of Steel' make it through a day of blunders and mishaps. Who's behind all of this and what's the motive? Rated T for Superman bashing, violence and language.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Lex Luthor - Complete
31 Ways To Annoy Disney Villains by WinterLoveSong reviews
31 ways to annoy Disney villains, brought to you by WinterLoveSong. No villains were harmed in the making of this list, unfortunately for you heroes out there. R&R please!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
This Ain't the Golden Years by Lady Jaye1 reviews
53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Cold Lips by Sonfaro reviews
It lasted only for a second in time. But for Radu, it was a second he'd always remember, for more reasons than one.
Space Cases - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Had to Miss by Merlin Missy reviews
They have a lot in common, really. Written for the Big Seven Pairing Challenge. MMWW
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Orion - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Merlin Missy reviews
Something's wrong with Shayera and J'onn needs to find out what. Written for Hawkgirl92 in the DCAU Valentine's Ficathon
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, Orion - Complete
It Ain't Easy by Merlin Missy reviews
GL and J'onn make a discovery.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2005 - John S./Green Lantern, Orion - Complete
Green by Proponent of EVO reviews
Quite possibly the shortest thing I've ever written, and certainly the laziest.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Orion - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Hunters' Perfect Target by Worlds Apart MS Hunters reviews
A Round Robin. It's war on all mary sues. What's the fellowship to do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Rock & Roll Radu by Sofiana reviews
This, my friends, is why Andromedans were not meant to be rock stars.
Space Cases - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003
Catch by ChaosKirin reviews
Li offered me a challenge: Write a SuzeeRadu story. I had trouble figuring out how to make it Canon, and I hope I succeeded. - It's just a bit of cute fluff. I seem to like writing fluff recently. XD
Space Cases - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2003
How I Saved the Christa in 6 Easy Steps by ChaosKirin reviews
The Cases encounter their most horrifying foe yet... A Mary-Sue! (title cut, as it wouldn't allow '6.82')
Space Cases - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2003
Fairy Tale Ending by Lokaia reviews
This is a feeble attempt to be rid of the Writer's Block. And don't tell me none of you ever wanted to write this, too.
Space Cases - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003
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Result of a Dream reviews
Title is literal. Basically, a sorceress on the run ends up in Gotham and, accidentally, inside Batman. The biggest problem? She doesn't know how to get out.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Orion
Boss Fights Revised reviews
What would happen if instead of summoning Tinkerbell and those people to help him, Sora summoned characters from Fruits Basket? I didn't know where else to put it. Don't worry, you'll still find it funny even if you've never heard of Fruits Basket.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007
