Valentine Vampire
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Joined 01-09-07, id: 1192973, Profile Updated: 08-07-08
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

I'm whoever my penname says I am, and no matter what that says, I'm a girl. A girl of 16. Oh, and I just so happen to be a Vampire. Watch out, I'm NOT a vegetarian Vampire.

Okay, so let me tell you a little about me. I'm 16 (June 18) and I'm a 5'5" tall and have auburn hair (that's pretty much maroon in the sun) with blue eyes. I'm also really thin. Not anorexic!(Spelling?) I'm starting theater this year, and archery.

I've got issues with Final Fantasy. Good issues (for me at least). I'm completely addicted. It's mostly FF7, though, so it's not going to kill me. I'm in love with everyone's favorite day-walking Vampire, Vincent Valentine, so stay back. We're made for each other. Plus, I work for ShinRa.

The games I've played are few, but that's almost all I can get my hands on:

FFX

Dirge of Cerberus

Crisis Core

FF12

Revenant Wings

I recently got into an obsession with the Anime Bleach. In two days I've watched 27 episodes on YouTube, but that means I haven't seen many episodes. But I'll catch up fast, don't you worry.

I'm obsessed with PotC, as you know. I love pretty much every character but Beckette and Davy Jones. Willabeth all the way! I would never ever write a Sparrabeth!

LotR. Well, I can speak a little Elvish (Sindarin, for those who care) and I've read the books thrice, and seen the movies countless times. I'm like 63 obsessed or something. Once again, I love pretty much every character but the Orcs and Uruk Hai.

I love Harry Potter, completely obsessed. Especially love the Marauders Age, but pretty much love 'em equally. Anyway, my favorite characters so far are Sirius, Ron, Fred and George (love those two in more than one way ;)), Remus, Hermione, Ginny, Tonks, Harry, and Snape. Over-all I love most of the characters anyway, minus several you could probably guess.

I love writing. It's my second career option. Seems to be my God-given talent. Or so everyone says. Unfortunately, I haven't had much time to write fanfics, since I'm currently writing 2 (!!) fantasy novels, which I'm completely dedicated to. Well, if you have questions, suggestions, or just wanna talk, feel free to PM me. Have a fantastic day, and read on!

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Reintegration by MikariStar reviews
Sephiroth mysteriously comes back to life with mostly complete memories and almost no insanity. He goes back to Shinra and it's up to the Turks to reintegrate him into society, unless they drive him crazy all over again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sephiroth, Reno - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
A Different Shade of Black by Sinson reviews
Sirius Black, a boy that despises the beliefs of his pureblood Slytherin family, is starting his first year at Hogwarts School. Follow his journey through the barrier and onto the train, where he meets new friends and new rivals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
Dodging From Fate by Freiheit1692 reviews
COMPLETED! A girl who disguises as a male pickpocket finds her fate intertwined with the Artful Dodger. Fagin's gang ambushes her and upon uncovering her identity, she is traded into prostitution. When a rescue attempts fails, will fate intervene?
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
American Idol Island Style by me-twilighter reviews
Ok so the losties are bored so they come up with...American Idol Island Style!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
Spare a Spear? by ZeNami reviews
Axel, Demyx and Roxas decide to pull a prank on Xaldin. Wrath ensues. Oneshot. Enjoy :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Pirates Pal II: Bonjour Paris! by KPtheMoviesaholic reviews
Jack, Will, and Liz are back! This time for another adventure in the romantic city of love, Paris...along with a new pal. Disneyland Paris included! Willabeth, as always. Please R&R.Sequel to Pirates Pen Pals.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,992 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Briar Paisley Brinker Sparrow:Daughter of a Pirate by Que-The-Music reviews
A teenage girl living in Tortouga despretly wants to leave her life, where her mother is a prostitute and no one cares what she does. She never believes that her dreams of sailing the sea will come true, until one day...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Pirate Smile by MakeMineADouble reviews
“And Barbossa? He be ready to give up his ship, without a fight?” Her eyes held pity. “Dear Jack, is it ye a fool at sea, or has the sea turned ye into the fool?” Post POTC 3.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Elizabeth S.
Pirates Pen Pals by KPtheMoviesaholic reviews
What if Jack, Elizabeth, and Will have never met, but are pen pals? Willabeth. Short summary, first fanfic. Please R&R. Essays, stories, and a trip to the Caribbean with Norrington and Beckett's in cue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Escaping the Gallows by Que-The-Music reviews
A girl is falsly accused of piracy and is condemed to the gallows, but when she escapes, she stows away on a ship. Only to find more than she bargined for.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
A Dead Pirate Lives in my Bedroom by lovexu reviews
We all know how Jack Sparrow is when he's alive. But what if he's dead? Even 200 years after his death, he still personfies his character. But why does he still linger?Is it because his death was unjust and not meant to happen? Or is he avoiding his judge
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
A Race Through the Forest by ArodieltheElfofRohan reviews
During Legolas's visit, Estel wants to horserace Legolas through the woods of Rivendell. But, as usual, the two friends run into trouble, realizing that nothing could ever break their friendship... even if it means putting up with orcs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Day at Middleearth Academy by ArodieltheElfofRohan reviews
This story takes place when the characters in the Lord of the Rings are teenagers and they're in highschool. Please read and review my friends that will make me very happy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Xemnas got run over by a reindeer by DimensionGatel reviews
I blame Eggnog for all of this. Just a little Christmas fun at Xemnas's expense. Heheheh!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Xemnas - Complete
Finding My Way by strawberryfinn reviews
[Oliver Twist]. The Dodger's out of jail, and he's back with a whole load of adventures. R & R, please.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006
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Organization XIII Axel and Demyx: Ghost Busters reviews
Demyx swears there's a ghost in his room. Well is there? Axel seems to think so. Without Roxas by their side,can this obnoxious duo solve the mystery of teh haunted World That Never Was? I highly doubt it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
I Solemnly Swear that I am Up to No Good reviews
Marauders story, starting out with the time Sirius gets Snape to go into the the Shrieking Shack abd almost gets him killed. It'll lead into more made-up stuff, but it's easiest for me to start out with an interpretation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sirius B., James P.
An Apple a Day Keeps Organization XIII Away reviews
Stupid title, I know. But anyway, it's about Xemnas stupid plan to get the entire Organization to eat nothing but health food. Axel, Roxas, and Demyx team up to scheme up a way to get their unhealthy food back, and keep their sanity!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
The Lists of PotC reviews
Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Love Hurts reviews
Awful title, I know. My first angst, so please be nice. Elizabeth is 15 and is told to end her relationship with Will. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
A Trip to Disney World: Pirates Edition! reviews
On request I wrote a PotC version of my Disney stories! Jack, Will, Elizabeth, James, Pintel, and Ragetti go to Magic Kingdom and MGM. Can you imagine them going on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Now you can read about it! Yay!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
A Trip to Disney World: Middle Earth Edition reviews
The original story! Port Orleans Resort: Riverside, Magic Kingdom, and MGM!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
A Trip to Disney World: Middle Earth Edition 2! reviews
Ten characters go to Animal Kingdom and Epcot! Complete chaos and craziness! Okay, so I submitted the sequal first, but I still have to fix the first one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete