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 Author has written 6 stories for Evangelion, Ranma, Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter, Command & Conquer, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Robot Wars, and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha. Favorite quotes: Presea: You blame people for their birth and uprbringing, things they cannot control, it is you who is not human. (nicely sums up the bigots of the world, this quote does.) Shadow: Fool... Emerl, do you see? This is the fate for weapons of war. (one of the best lines ever) Every time we light a candel we cast a shadow. ( my philosiphy on life) And many more I can't remember now. Fictions: Every Angel has a Shadow: an Eva Sonic crossover. Premise: What if Shinji had become a host for Shadow's soul? As Shinji struggles to figure out the dreams of a strange place and many strange people he also strugles to control his new powers and to destroy the angels. There will be omakes. Continued. A Change in Fortune: a Gundam Seed/Lost Planet: Extreme Condition crossover. DEAD AND BURRIED! ELCL: A Crackfic. I plan on making it into a collection of oneshots, when I have the inspiration. Ranma Saotome, Ace Pilot/Attacker: Final name undecided, a Ranma/Super robot taizen OG series cross. Premise: Ranma gets a taste of life outside of Nerima, after finding out what he was blind to. Now in the EFA, Ranma must fight for the human race, against terrorists, aliens, mysterious entitys, and warmongers from other dimensions. Did he really expect anything else? Ranma pairing undecided, I'll probably put up a vote for that. A Plan Gone Awry: Nanoha HP cross. Premise: Jail had a backup plan, Harry. That failed, now Harry was raised by someone who is called both a magical girl and a demonic canon girl in her own language. Sent to Hogwarts to find anything that may be usefull for the TSAB, he has to avoid using his powers in most circumstances and avoid property damage, all the while keeping mother Fate from slaughtering the Dursleys and dealing with the order of the lame duck. Oy. Ideas: Weasle Stomping Day: Cracktastic Naruto oneshot. A Wierd Al song makes it's way into the Ninja world. Sasuke takes it as a sign from God. Major crack and OoC. A songfic like few others. Scintilating Wings: an Eva/ToS crackfic. DEAD AND BURRIED! Other various crackfics: This is what I'm good at, people! Even if it's just a concept in my terrible writing, It will get out there, and you can make it funnier by fleshing out descriptions in your minds. I think I need a Beta. Otherwise all my stories will turn out to be badly written tripe, though some may have good or interesting concepts. Help a newbie out. (c) Beta read work. If anyone feels they could do better with the story ideas presented here, feel free to do so. Copy and paste parts of my fics, if you like, just give me credit if you do. |
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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8344 - Favs: 14,831 - Follows: 15,929 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 436 - Words: 130,406 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/8/2006
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Ensnared by freakyanimegal reviews
CruLloyd? That idiot, Kratos, taking the attack meant for his inferior rat of a son. He couldn't allow Origin's seal to weaken, but his only other option was...a mana transfer. Hm, perhaps it was a good thing that the boy lived after all... Cover pic by Asatsuyu
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
RPG Maker Tamers by Shritistrang reviews
A mischievous Gremlin hides within a reality changing computer game... and Takato gets his hands on it! The world is doomed...
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 383,312 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Plan Gone Awry: Redux by Al Azif reviews
Adopted from Not-going-to-tell. Jail had a backup plan, Harry Potter but it failed and now Harry, raised by the White Devil herself finds himself facing his homeworld and a prophecy that will write his destiny. Good!Dumbledore no pairing as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Harry P.
Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
No one ever really thought that Lily and James Potter would come back. But they never considered that the rules don't seem to apply to the Potter family...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,178 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P.
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Lewd Kamen Senshi Haken 1slashW00 by Team Phantom Tiger reviews
Post-SRW:EF, original KR & SM - Haken's been tapped to transform into a bug-eyed rubber suit guy to fight monsters. This would be easy if he weren't already transforming into a girl to fight monsters. R63, M for lang/themes, mild shipping.
Crossover - Kamen Rider & Super Robot Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
404 File Not Found by Izzers reviews
AU Cyberpunk// Link, seventeen years old and living in the Lower Grounds of Hyrule City, finds himself rudely awakened. The bad start to a worse day is only the beginning of a long line of events to solidify his freedom. And save the world. Maybe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Link
Smash Skits by TRUE Unknown reviews
This will be a fan-powered series! If you like it, review it and include a suggestion as well for a chapter too! It'll be fun! CH. 21: Let's rewind a little, look back a Melee moment, and reflect... reflect on why people don't set handicaps...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,286 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kamen Rider RanO by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
DenLiner has pulled into Nerima. Watch as Ranma takes on the role of a guardian of the timeline, DenO!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Silent the Universe by Souffle Rosetti reviews
The stars are going out, one by one, and yet only few notice. One Uzumaki Naruto will make the rest of the world realize that the universe is becoming silent, no matter how many times he has to blow them up. NarutoNanoha crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Home Is Where the Rozens Are by desert-tiger reviews
AU After losing his family in an accident, Jun is left in the care of Rozen and his strange, but loving, daughters. Will they help him realize they can be his new family? Update 8-28-12 Chapter 4 rewrite is up.
Rozen Maiden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,607 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Sister, Sister by NightRanger85 reviews
They look alike, they think alike, they drive poor housebroken EVA pilots crazy alike...
Crossover - Evangelion & Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Rei A., KOS-MOS
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
In Search of a Family by Light Avatar reviews
The younger sister of the famous and spoiled BoyWhoLived, Lilac Potter is sick and tired of Harry belittling her. Then one day, she gets the brother she always wanted: but from another world. Slight HPHG. AU after GoF. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Harry P.
Naruto goes to? What? Not Hogwarts? by Meinos Kaen reviews
The elemental countries and the magic countries made an agreement, and there is to be an exchange student. Naruto is chosen, and Dumbledore takes him to his school of wizardy and magic... But... It's not Hogwarts! Parings to be decided HPXNaruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Evangelion: Revisited by matt020388 reviews
AUcont. Shinji is forced to relive the entire series. What will change after he's dealt with his demons at the end of the last, a perverted mother, and too much knowledge of the future? Is a Nonwuss ShinjiHarem fic with hopefully lots of Gendo Bashing!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,544 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Out of Body Experiences by Dark-Plague2863 reviews
In the aftermath of the Third Impact, Shinji awakens only to find himself in the Alternative Universe invisioned in Episode 26. And to top things off, he has no memories of this new life, only the horrific memories from his previous existance... 4TH UP!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Under New Management by 049 Faithless Observer reviews
Teamwork is important, whats the worst that could happen? . . . Oh.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
The Things We Wish For by DB Sommer reviews
Through a twist of fate Akane gets a wish. And just wait until you see what she wishes for, and what she actually gets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 240,511 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
Fist of the Pikachu! by Hung Nguyen reviews
Ranma Saotome gets pulled out of his own world and into the world of Pokémon. -Teaser of Chapter 17 Uploaded-
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,649 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/24/2000 - Pikachu, Ponyta, Ranma
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Why Gars aren't in SSBB reviews
GaoGaiGar plus SSBB plus Stupid standard plot equals overkill? Yes it does. A stupid oneshot made at one in the morning. And so you know, a Gar is a manly man, like mazinger pilots, Zengar Zonbolt, or the character in here.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
A Call for Union reviews
RA3: Soviet Commander Axel is not having a nice day. His enemies are ignoring his fancy defenses, and his allies don't have enough brains to fill a thimble. A longwinded rant about the AI presented as a story chronicling a skirmish I recently played.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
A Plan Gone Awry reviews
HP/Nanoha xover. Jail had a backup plan, Harry Potter. That plan failed. Now Harry, raised by the White Demon herself, must learn his homeworld's magic. While keeping colateral damage to a minimum. ...D***it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Every Angel has a Shadow reviews
A mix of one mentaly unstable pilot and one trigger happy rodent with serious friendly fire issues? Sound interesting? Read the fic to find out more. An EvaSonic xover. rated for language.
Crossover - Evangelion & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Shinji I.
Ranma Saotome, Ace Pilot reviews
R1.5 Super Robot Wars OG cross. Ranma enters a military with characters as colourful as the NWC, and get's to pilot something nearly designed for him. Look out terrorists,aliens,mysterious creatures,dimensional warmongers, Ranma is here. Rating to be safe
Crossover - Ranma & Super Robot Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ranma
