hi there everybody!!!

its saturday and right now im stuck at work!!!! Sucks huh?

Well here i am trying to make a decent profile that explains a little of my wacko world, so here i go:

I am currently 20 years old, working in a bookstore day in and day out, studying and trying to keep my life as a almost adult a little bit interesting. As my friend Crazygirl91 says: "Todays society is screwd!!" (maybe not in those words, but you get me). Girl, I totally agree with ya!! Believe it or not, Im virgin, and proud to be one!! most of my friends arent like me and even a couple of my girl classmates from my thecnic school are pregnant and alone. I am christian, niece of apostols and in summary a good girl. And another thing: I AM LATIN!!! oh yeah, oh yeah Go latin flava!! if you are xenophobic and think that we latins are inferior, man, shame on you!! i hope that your mind gets a little more wide, since we all are God´s children and he loves all of us the same!! i like making friends around the world, right now i know people from Australia (Yo Daniel!!), SouthAfrica (Adam, i am sooo sorry for your camera!!), United States (Hello Sarah!! Wazaaaa!!), Canada (Hi there JD, how is everything going?), Taiwan ( Hiung Chu, hi there girl!!), Spain (Hola Estefan!!!) and i have two Israeli classmates (Hi there Michael and Mauricio!!!). As the logo of E.R.A.S.E foundation says: "Colors don´t hate, people do" We are all the same inside, and the whole hating-just-because-you-are-different thing is totally stupid!!

Guys i think are cute: (Movies, Music and Anime shows)

1. Christian Bale (i liked him on Equilibrium, not Batman Begins)

2. Amon (Ya know from Witch Hunter Robin. i like the drawing thats all!!!)

3. Randel Oland (From Pumpkin Scissors!!)

4. Alex Campos (i told ya, latin guys are hot!)

5. Sean Connery (as he is now, i have a thing for older men...)

6. Howl Jenkins (Which movie? Howls moving castle of course!! DUHHHHH!)

7. Michael Vartan ( i kinda like his goofy.guy pose on Never been kissed)

8. The guy that plays Grissom on CSI (i totally forgot his real name, but i told ya i like older men, dunno why)

9. Jeremy Camp (i really like his hairstyle! i know that is weird to like a guy for his hairstyle, but hey thats me)

10. Michael (Another from WHR. I like nerdy guys. my almost-boyfriend was a nerd, but they have something cute. some not all)

11. Roy Dupuis (Those green eyes are SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!)

12. Hugh Jackman (australian guys are cute! My friend Daniel was hot too!)

13. Ken Wanatabe (he is old, i know!! but old guys are hot!!)

14. Chow Yun-Fat (Another old guy...)

15. Jackie Chan (I have a thing for asian guys... is it too obvious???)

16. Jang Dong-gun (have you seen Taeguki? I liked him from the drama All About Eve. he is sooo cute and talented!!)

17. Michael Weatherly (from both Dark Angel and NCIS. On DA he was the nerdy hot dude, but on NCIS he is the naughty guy all girls want to tame... hehe, did that just slipped out of my mind? Whoopsie-daisy!!)

18. Jet Li (Asian guy alert, Asian guy alert!!)

19. Lauri Ylonen (i dunno why i like him, though. they guy is not that cute)

20.David Carusso (I know too old, but still he is cute!)

Favorite Anime and TV shows

1. Avatar the last airbender (where is season 3???!!!)

2. Witch Hunter Robin (Man did i mention i love Amon?)

3. Pumpkin Scissors (Go Randel! i dont like Alice for him)

4. Inuyasha (Screw Inuyasha, he is a two-timing jerk! Get the living girl, forget the dead one!)

5. Sailor Moon (AHHHH my youth days!!! First anime ever!!)

6. NCIS (I hate that they killed Kate!!)

7. Alias (Too bad is over, sniff sniff)

8. CSI (I like Grissom a lot, i hate the episodes where he is at his sabbatic)

9. CSI Miami ( David Carusso!!)

10. Criminal Minds (i like the nerdy guy, though i forgot his name)

11. Birds of prey (too bad it was cancelled)

12.Dark Angel (Man i wish i was a trangenic. they were sooo cool!!!)

13. Senhora do destino (Brasilian soap operas rule!!)

14. All about eve (Korean soap operas!!, in case you havent noticed, we latin girls tend to watch many soap operas)

15. W.I.T.C.H. (i hate that there are only two seasons)

16. Ranma 1/2 (here in CR they cancelled it, because it wasnt suitable for kids!)

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Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God WOOOOOO! ALL THE WAY!
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Crazygirl91, Shadowkat18

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fell out of a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you love Bruce Lee and think he kicks butt, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever told someone you loved them, and wished you hadn't, copy this into your profile.

Memorable quotes and moments from me and my friends and other sources here in Costa Rica

1. Why didnt Brazil went to the Eurocup?

R/= ...

2.Check that cow! what is moving there?

R/= Moroon, its its tail!

3. Headliner from a Costa Rican Newspaper:

"Tried to steal a cow and placed it on a cab"

Its for real!! the cops stopped a cab that had the windows covered in steam. instead of the busy couple they thought they would find, suddenly they heard a grave MOOOOO sound coming from the cab! they opened the door and they cow was inside the cab!! it happened 250 m from my school!

4. Whats Marias name?

R/= ...

5. Maria: What time is it?

Andrey: Its 10:45

Jessica: No! its 15 minutes before 11!

Me: I slapped my face in desperation

teacher: In the markets in Grece they sold several aphrodisiacs. Bulls horns, tigers teeth...

Michael: Tiger´s horns and...?

The whole class burst in laughter.

8.Electronis teacher (while he caught me outside the classroom): Where the hell you think you are going?

Me: Forward?

9.Spanish teacher: Now i need you to explain the argument of the book to me. Laura, could you do it?

Me: zzzzzzzzzzzz (quietly snoring on my table)

Teacher: Laura? LAURA!!

Me: (waking up all startled) WHAT? WHO? WHERE?

10. Juan Pablo: I want to play hackie (Hackie is when you play to kick a woven ball with seeds inside of it. try it, its fun!)

Me: We don´t have one. you guys tore mine apart.

Danilo: We could use the basketball.

Pablo: We are inside the class. we could break a window.

Me: He is right

Juan Pablo: No we are not, look (he takes the basketball and kicks it up. it goes flying throuhg the window)

Me: (While we ran to avoid teachers detection) You were saying?

11. My dad: Here, you take the car from here and park it on the back yard.

Me: are you sure? (My dads car is a 2007 Honda Civic. i an still learning how to drive)

My dad: Yeah, sure.

(I started driving towards the front gate in my house. i was a little distracted, so i didnt noticed that we were inches away from it)

My dad: HIT THE BRAKES! HIT THEM!!

(i hit the brakes and the car stops 5 cm from the gate)

Me: You were saying?

12. My classmate Raquel was having problems with her electronics proyect and was tired of it. considering that she was 6 months pregnant, all my chauvinistic male classmates practically pushed her from it and started checking it.

Me: They are so gona have an accident

Maria: Yeah, they dont even let you and me help them.

BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

A huge explotion shakes the windows and black smoke was in the air. Around the worktable were the cauvinistic group was, 17 black faces turned to look at the three of us.

Me: See? we told ya not to touch it!

13. David, Marco, Noe and me were at Davids place doing our final electronics proyect. We had two computers: a PC and a laptop. we have been working four days straight with almost no sleep. We put the proyect to work and for the fortieth time it didnt work.

Me: Maybe we should place this like this (i put the cables from the water pumps upsidedown) Now, check it

Marco puts the computer to run the program and it didnt woked either. Sighing with desperation i sat on the floor next to the power supply plugs. i feel that i was sitting on something so i got up.

Me: I think i know why it is not working.

All three heads turned to see what i had on my hands THE MAIN PLUG OF THE PROYECT!!!

I plug it and they run the program. The pumps began making a weids sound so we all walked to the table it was. the minute we got there, the hoses ripped themselves from the tanks and water began to pour all over us.

David, Noe and Me: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!

Marco finally pressed the ESC button from the program and the watering ended.

14. I was calling my friend Monica so because we agreed to meet at the mall and she was late. I am used to call her Mona, which means Female Monkey in Spanish

RIIING RIING

Voice: Hello?

Me: Mona, where the hell are you? (I swear, it was the same voice as hers!!)

Voice: Monica, i think this is for you! Someone is calling me a female monkey!

Monica (Far from the phone): Im coming Mom!!

15. I called a friend of mine, he is around 30 years old and we are used to prank with each other a lot

RIIIING RIIIIING

Me: (Doing a sexy-ass voice) Honey, how are you? i am waiting for some love here!

Female unidentified voice: Who is this? (a male voice is heard behind her) Who is it baby?

Female voice (away from the phone): i dont know, tell me... how many girlfriends do you have, besides me?

Me (Thinking): OOOOPPPPS!!

16. Marias manual to fix your welding stick it its bent:

a) Plug the welding stick on its power source

b)Wait till its around 5000 degrees hot.

c) With your bare hand (NO USING ANY KIND OF PROTECTION) take the boiling bent part and try to fix it.

Warning: Any pieces of skin left on the welding stick are totally and completely normal!

17. Marias manual on how connecting your Hypertherminal.

a) Unplug the headset cable out your phone (You know the swirly cable that connects the base and the head set on most phones)

b) Try as many ways as possible (with a hammer, kicking it or cutting the cable, use your imagination!) to place it inside the Hyper Therminal plug

c)In case it doesnt work (and believe me! Its not gonna work!) call your nearest Marco.

18. Me: Prof, this thing is not getting weld.

My proffesor: Are you sure you are doing it well?

Me: Yeah, im putting the welding stick and its not getting together!

Professor: (Looking at me with the i-cant-believe-how-stupid-you-are look on his face) Did you tried using the weld cable (you know that thing that you melt when you are welding)

Me: ummmmmm...No?

19.Maria: What day is today?

Me: Tuesday

Maria: Cool, i'm gonna watch CSI Las Vegas Miami!

Favorite songs ever (this may vary, depending on the mood i'm on)

1. The slam- Toby Mac

2. Me estas matando-Funky

3. Yo no vuelvo pa atras-Funky feat Alex Campos

4.Shell-Bana

4. Don't cry for pain-Ana Johnsson

5. I'd start a revolution- Aimee Allen

6.Oblivion- Aimee Allen

7. Sekai no Yakouso-Chieko Baisho

8. Allay Pain- Taku Iwasaki

9. Jinsei no merry-go-around- Chieko Baisho

10. The ghost of you- MCR

11. The things they do to guys like us in prison-MCR

12. The jetset life is gonna kill you-MCR

13. New World-Toby Mac

14. Fuel- Avril Lavigne

15. Quiero, siento y pienso- Alex Campos

16. Our lives- The calling

17. Undo Me- Jennifer Knapp

18. I don't need a man-The pussycat dolls

19. Landing in London- 3 Doors down

20. I'm a bitch, i'm a lover

21. Hero- Nickelback

22. Ordinary- Train

23. We are- Ana Johnsson

24. Explode- Nelly Furtado

25.Gone- Kelly Clarkson