After the battle at Gil'ead, Murtagh and Thorn struggle with Galbatorix's power over them. But when Roran is captured by the Empire, Murtagh and Thorn must decide once and for all where their loyalties lie.

Ed and Al end up in our world, and I meet them. Now they must face a miniature colonel bastard, living in the basement, hentai, the Numa Numa song, the homunculi, and more. Multiple oc pairings. This series is over. Reasons in last two chapters.

The final stand at the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Spoilers, oneshot.

Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.

Jakob Hyrnek comes to England to deliver a commission to a client. But a wayward glance can destroy a man. A Nathaniel Lives! fic, onesided JxK and KxN. Oneshot.

a version of the question, "what happened next' to one of the characters

In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty

A brand new batch of one-shots guaranteed to shock and awe... But mostly, they'll just make you question my own/your sanity. Chapter Five: Intelligent Movie-goers. Edward and Bella try to decide what movie to go see. Short and Sweet-ish.

What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.

Eragon has a strange dream, and three fishermen bring the Varden an egg from Vroengard. Then the girl from his dream comes to him. Meanwhile, Murtagh is still under Galbatorix's control and so is a new rider. What happens? Read and find out.

Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?

It's a sunny day, and the Cullens are stuck inside with nothing to do. They're all bored, and soon Edward is the only sane one left! How does he survive the craziness? Okay, the summary sucks. Just read the story!

A Bartimaeus Trilogy ending. After Ptolemy's Gate. Nathaniel is in a coma after surviving Nouda. Kitty plans a way to help him...by summoning the djinni Bartimaeus once again inside Nat's body! Bartimaeus Trilogy belongs to Jonathan Stroud. READ & REVIEW!

Bartimeaus, nachos, court cases, illegal immigrants, Nathaniel: this story has it all!

A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...

When kender are involved, there is no such thing as too much aspirin. For fans of Elves In The Shower and Pirates In The Pantry, the characters of Dragonlance have arrived! Rated T.FINISHED!

When Kitty recieves a vision, she sets out on a quest she never thought possible, and then must once again summon Bartimaeus to save the destroyed city that has been left in ruins by the evil Nouda. Seuqel to Ptolemy's Gate.

Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.

Nat needed his chocolate, and he needed it bad. God where is that stupid djinni? BARTIMAEUS, WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?

Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.

After their journey ended Fuu, Jin, and Mugen all seperated. However... as Mugen once said....No matter how hard we try, looks like fates gonna keep on throwing us back together. rated Teen for later chapters along with JinFuu fairly soon.

A parody of the Eragon movie I wrote when I was completely hammered. Very funny. Warning: contains, slash, incest, lots drunken madness and smartass comments. If that isn't your cup of tea don't read.

Devoted to the feeling of losing one kind of love, and finding one that is just as important. Minerva finds Artemis with someone else, after some time of being apart. ArtemisOFC.

Drabbles about Artemis Fowl as a ninja. Must I say any more? Extreme funniness.

COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.

Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Buffy the vampire slayer, spike the vampire, Mia Thermopolis, Cooper Rivers and Cinderella all end up at a school where only rock music is on the syllabus. But at this school, life i

What happens when Bartie,Queezle,Nat,and Kitty get invited to 'Wife Swap? Chaos of course! So read and Review to find out what happens!

The hero goes on Oprah to recount how he lost everything he had or wanted to have to the worst GaryStue ever: a camel junkie by the name of LSD. Tragedy genre is for fun.

What do Maud and Solembum talk about? What happens when other Eragon characters intercept? I do not own Sailor Moon, Eragon or any of the songs that Maud uses. Or anything that they may talk about that really exists.

Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.

A short story I wrote for school several months ago about two brothers sent on the ultimate quest!

Wrote this a long time ago. Was going to take it down cause I'm deleting my account, but decided I'd just leave it up as a big ol' FUCK YOU to the CU nts . By the way, I know it sucks already, so flame all you want, bitches!

Sure, Nathaniel's stupid..., but you've never seen him THIS stupid. Take a flashback to Nathaniel's stupidest moments

A collection of never before done pairings. Read if you dare.

Eragon finds a rock that isn't a rock. A innocent tree is abused and retaliates. Arya confesses her annoyanceamusement with Eragon's past feats in a rather long F.B. Delirium, chaos, and all things made of pickle seeds rule in this hopelessly random fic.

featuring Dirty Little Secrets by AllAmericanRejects. My idea of what a DL music video would look like. You don't have to know the song to get a good laugh...song fic.

A crazy Oz parody. Kitty’s mislaid by an unlikely storm, Bartimaeus' brain gets him in straw, and Nathaniel’s not yet rid of all ruth. Romance! Suspense! Humour! Um, 1 out of 3 is fine. Sock puppets! Too many allusions! Demons! Did I mention sock puppets?

An ancient grudge, a time of strife, a pair of doomed lovers, Nathanael and Kathleen, Nathaniel and Kitty . . . Do you see the connection? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for the Bartimaeus genre.

Just what the title says... Oneshot.

After a bump to the head, Nathaniel goes a bit crazy and charges Bartimaeus with a running an interdimentional singing contest. Crossover. ABANDONED.

This is my first fanfic. Honestly... um... this is just amusement Bartimaeus, Nathaniel, and Kitty... doing things not normally in their natures... Should be read in a Wizard People Voice.

Rated for slight teenagey humor. Very stupid, perhaps very amusing. Parody of the trading in Carvahall in Book I.

It was a day John Mandrake wished he could forget, but never could. The sparkly gauze wings were just the beginning... Missing Moment between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate, derived from quote in Ptolemy's Gate.

What it would be like if the characters from Eragon all lived in a house together. My first Comedey ever written so be nice!

SLIGHTLY REVISED,after it had been deleted,grrrThis is basically a comedy where Moesha,the director,makes an Eragon parody movie,and crap happens.Risky, since different people like humor in different ways,but my friends like it & I got 4 very positive rev

If you think you've seen everything, think again. This is Krynnish Idol.

The Dragonlance chronicles as you've never seen them before! The Tanis Half-Elven fanclub, the show "Raistlin's Bunnies," and much much more.

CHAPTER FOUR! This explains why you never wear a puffy coat. Please read, and enjoy.

Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.

Our favorite characters of Dragonlance are trapped in a room in the afterlife and have to consult their feelings to each other to be let out. Can they do it? But madness soon insues...... *Chapter 4 up*