Caffeine High
Disclaimers: I do not own Harry Potter or Potter Puppet Pals or um...multiple mugglnet fanfics...yah...
Voice from the heavens: HOW MANY FANFICS DID YOU USE FOR THIS?
No that many...one actually! It's pretty much what this was based on!
Ahhhhh...Another BORING day at Hogwarts!
Harry: (digs through drawer) Ah Ha! I found it!
'Mione: found what!?!
Harry: (literally throws a pair of underwear across the room because it was covering what he was going to show to Ron & 'Mione.)
Underwear: (lands on 'Mione' head)
'Mione: (Completely ignores the fact that she has underwear on her head)
Ron: Hey 'Mione. You know you've got something on your head-
'Mione: SHUT UP WILL YOU! I WANT TO SEE WHAT HARRY HAS!!!
Ron: (Is scared by this sudden outburst and backs away)
Harry: Here it is. (Holds up a small bottle of a silvery potion)
Silvery Potion: (sparkle sparkle)
Ron: (is mesmerized)
'Mione: (Yawns) Is this what you kept me waiting for!?! A STUPID POTION!!!
Harry: Um...Yeah!
Ron: What is it?...
Harry: (suddenly has a deep voice as if he was advertising it) Why, this is only the GREATEST potion ever invented for a boring day! This is the CAFFEINE POTION!!! It makes you hyper, yper, yper!!!
'Mione & Ron: Ooh, Aah!
Harry: (voice suddenly changes back to normal) So...Who's gonna drink it first?
Harry, Ron, & 'Mione: (Pause in awkward silence)
Awkward Silence: (Is broken...)
Harry, Ron, & 'Mione: ME!!! (Pause in another awkward silence)
Awkward Silence: (Is broken...AGAIN!!!)
Ron: We should flip a coin! (Proud of being smart for once)
Harry: There are 3 of us you idiot!!!
Ron: (thinks hard because he thought he was being smart)...Well...We just won't count 'Mione over there and-
'Mione: (Finally starts paying attention because she heard her name) Let's flip a coin!!!
Ron: Some how that sounds familiar to me...
Harry: (Rolls his eyes at their stupidness)
'Mione: What!? (is on the verge of tears)
Ron: You are SO stupid!!!
'Mione: Look who's talking! And NO I"M NOT!!!
Ron & 'Mione: (Argue for one hour until...)
Harry: Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!
'Mione & Ron: (Give each other "Your-an-idiot glances) OK...
Harry: (Pours silvery potion into 3 different flasks)
Silvery Potion: (sparkle sparkle)
Harry: When I count to 3 we'll all drink the potion at the same time...OK...1...2...3!
Harry, Ron, & 'Mione: (Drink silvery potion)
Silvery Potion: (Sparkle sparkles no more)
Ron: Mmmmm...It reminds me of tacos...
Harry & 'Mione: (Stare at Ron in disbelief)
Ron: What?
Potions Class
Harry: (whispers) Do you guys feel weird?
Ron: Duh...
'Mione: Yeah...
Suddenly...
'Mione: Oh...
Harry: My...
Ron: Taco?...
Harry: (jumps on top of desk) OMG!!! The Oompa-Loompas have taken ALL the Plastic Wrap!!!
Ron: Duh...
'Mione: OMG!!! All the Puff-puff fairies have been taken to the kitchen by the EVIL HOUSE ELVES!!!(A/N: That doesn't quite sound like Mione does it?...Oh Well!!!...)
Ron: (Snaps out of trance ) OMG!...-
'Mione: Ron, that's getting kinda old...
Ron: (Looks disappointed for not fitting in)
Harry: Get off the floor! It's LAVA!!!
Snape & The Rest Of The Cass: (Stare, too scared to move)
Harry. Ron & 'Mione: (Jump on the desks leading to the door, finally get there, open it, & hop to the kitchen like kangaroos)
'Mione: To the kitchen of evil house elves!!!
Harry & Ron: (are suddenly pirates) Aaaaarrrr!!!
Harry Ron & Mione: Charge!!! (Continue their run to the kitchen of the evil house elves)
Harry: OH NO!!! The evil unicorn!!! DUCK!!!
Harry, Ron & Mione: (Fall to the floor to avoid Dumbledore running towards them...not that that would do much...)
Dumbledore: Where!?! (spins around so fast that he trips over his long robes and falls on top of them)
Harry Ron & Mione: (Quickly push a quivering Dumbledore off of them)
A Quivering Dumbledore: (Is now in fatal position)
Harry, Ron & Mione: (Suddenly have "shiny" swords & shields) Oooh...Aaaaah!
Ron's Shield: ("Shines" in the light from a torch)
Ron: (Looks at his "Shiny" shield) Oh the pain! (Is momentarily blinded)
Mione: To the Kitchen of the EVIL House Elves!!!
Harry & Ron: Right-O!!!
Snape: (Walks past)
Ron: Hey...Let's go bother Snape!!!
Harry: Right-O!!!
Mione: (Stops & studies a clock on the wall) Oooooh...Aaaah!!!...(therefore doesn't join in the bothering of Snape)
Clock: (Tells us the time in times of need) (A/N: PUN!!!)
Harry& Ron: (Run up to Snape)
Snape: I am Snape the Potions Master!...
Harry & Ron: (Bother Snape) (A/N: We all know what that means!) Bother, Bother Bother!!!
Snape: (Falls over and stops moving)
Ron: That was fun!
Harry: I liked the part when he stopped moving!
Ron: Let's do it again!
Harry & Ron: (Run over to Snape...AGAIN!!!) Bother Bother Bother!!! (Bother Snape until...)
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Harry Ron & Mione: (Run away without being noticed)
Snape: (Notices that his "victims" have disappeared, looks confuzzled, shrugs, & walks away whistling)
Harry Ron & Mione: (Are on their way to the Kitchen of the EVIL House elves)
Mione: But...Where did all the plimpes go?
Harry: OMG!!! They're in your ear!!!
Mione: Eeeeeek!!! (screams & faints)
Harry & Ron: (Shrug & continue their journey to the kitchen) (A/N: Since Mione fainted the kitchen is no longer of the evil house elves)
Ron: So...
Harry: The Plastic Wrap needs our help!!!
Ron: Oh No!?...
Harry: Wait!!!...I have no idea how to help the Plastic Wrap!!!(Cries uncontrollably)
Ron: Wait...I have a plan!!!
Harry: (Stops crying and smiles)
Harry & Ron: (Burst into kitchen and hide behind boxes)
Suddenly...Oompa-Loompas bust into the kitchen!!!
Oompa-Loompas: Oompa doompa doompadee doo!
Suddenly...Voldy bursts into the kitchen!!!
Voldy: Oh Children...Where are you?...It's time to die!!!
Harry: We're a little more to the left!
Ron: Yes...that's it!!!
Voldy: Where? I don't see you...
Ron: Ok Ready? SHOOT HIM!!!
Harry & Ron: (Suddenly pull guns out of no where & start shooting Voldy)
Voldy: (Does the robot in mid-air) (Dies)
Suddenly Mione appears!!!...
Harry Ron & Mione: YAY!!!
Harry: (Stops celebrating suddenly) But...Where's the plastic wrap?!
Ron: Plastic Wrap, AHOY!!!! (Points to a pile of Plastic Wrap in a corner guarded by Plimpies)
Plastic Wrap: (Is guarded by Plimpies)
Plimpies: (guard plastic Wrap)
Harry Ron & Mione: (Gasp!!!)
Harry: (Still has the sword that suddenly appeared earlier) Be prepared to die Plimpies!!! (Runs toward Plimpies w/ his sword held above his head) FOR NARNIA!!!!!
Plimpies: (Die under Harry's Sword) (For Narnia of course)
Mione: Why did you do that!?
Harry: The MUNCHKINS MADE ME DO IT!!!
Ron: Do you mean the Evil House Elves?!
Harry: Yes! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ron & Mione: (Are scared by this sudden outburst and back away)
Harry: (Looks at the pile of Plastic Wrap) Plastic Wrap...You are my hero!!!
Ron: Duh...
Mione: Duh...
Suddenly, Voldy Magically comes back to life!!!
Harry: (Points at Voldy's head) HAHA!...Your BALD!!! Mwa HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ron & Mione: (Point at Voldy's head and laugh) HAHA!!! You're BALD!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Voldy: (Starts to cry) Shut up, just SHUT UP!!! (Runs away w/ his head in his hands)
Harry Ron & Mione: (Die laughing, magically, come back to life, & Pretend that didn't just happen)
Back to Voldy...
Voldy: (runs down empty hallway crying until he reaches a mirror on the wall) Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all?
Mirror: (does nothing)
Voldy: Oh! I forgot the magical mirror is on the 2nd floor! DUH!!!
Students: (hear this sudden outburst from out of nowhere and stare at the classroom door)
Some stupid kid: OMG! It's Voldy
Other stupid kids: (pause for a second to let this info sink in...slowly...then...)EEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Voldy: (turns around to see millions of kids running towards him) YAY!!! I'm loved! (starts dancing in circles and breaks into song) I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!!!!! Oh well...(pulls out wand) Time to go kill Potter!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Then everyone died!!! Even Voldy...but I didn't do anything...(has a flashback to when she came in with a Sig Saur and shot everybody) (whistles)
THE END!
Hehe...yah...how'd you like it? Random ending I know! But it was just a one-shot and I didn't want to make it TOO long! REVIEW!