Presenting, Werecat IM! I was just thinking of a humorous thing that uses something in Eragon that hasn't been used (which is harder then it sounds! Those guys are pure genius!) and came up with Maud and Solembum IMing each other. Occasionally, other characters from Eragon come on and try to screw up the feeble thread between the werecats. See if you can figure them out!

Don't own Eragon and wouldn't want to. They butchered the book in that movie and I would probably break down in sobs if someone did that to my book.

Brief Introductions:

Maud- A werecat that dwells in Ellesmera. She likes classical, rock and a little bit of rap/hip-hop and that stuff that's always on the radio and is really popular but you can never classify it. Usually her screen-name reflects her current favorite song. Current screen-name: bOlErO

Solembum- A werecat that chills with Angela. Usually he tells Maud about some weird dream he had or something weird that happened because of Angela. He secretly loves Sailor Moon and likes to be known as Sailor Solem. Screen-name: xSailor Solemx

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xSailor Solemx has come online.

xSailor Solemx - Hey!

xSailor Solemx - :(

bOlErO has come online

xSailor Solemx - Hey Maud! Have you ever been bitten by a squirrel? I did today...

bOlErO - pwned

xSailor Solemx - :(

bOlErO - You're such a pussy-cat.

xSailor Solemx - Whoa... did you have sour cream today?

bOlErO - No, you're just an insolent little freak

bOlErO - And you always go crying to Angela. And you have funky dreams. You're a freak!!!!!!

xSailor Solemx - :(

bOlErO has gone offline

bOlErO has come online

bOlErO - hey solem! how was your day? i chased some mice today...

xSailor Solemx - I hate you Maud!

xSailor Solemx has gone offline

bOlErO - ? what did I do???

I said that some other Eragon character would appear and this time... it was an imposter! I guess I didn't make it clear who it is but that's because I don't know myself. Who will make an appearance next? Murtagh complaining about all his fangirls and guys? Eragon groveling about Arya? Perhaps the ghost of Brom...