Can Our Lives Get Any More Random?
Chapter 4: Traveling Through Dimensions
Disclaimer: Look...All who think I own anything (other than myself) raise your hand now...
(multiple people raise their hands including my friend Lizzie)
You people all get to go to a physiatrist...FREE! (notices Lizzie) LIZZIE! Why are YOU raising your hand?!
Lizzie: Cuz you own a lot of stuff! Your iPod, you cell phone, your HOUSE!...the list goes on and on...
(facepalm) JUST IN THE STORY YOU IDIOT!
Lizzie: ...Oh...
Therefore I do not own anything!
Tas: CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!!
Murtagh: Is it bad that that...thing gets candy?
Tanis: Yes...very VERY bad...
Bartimaeus: (walks oven to Tas) Whisper whisper...
Tas: (stops and turns around smiling) No...More...Candy...candy...ca-BEEP! (robot voice)
Nathaniel: What'd you do to him?
Bartimaeus: He will always obey us from now on.
Everyone cept Eragon crew: Wow...
Eragon crew: ...Um...Do I want to know?
Stephanie: No...
Suddenly everyone(other than Steph) disappeared.
Stephanie: Damn!...I wanted them to stay...
They reappear in a forest.
Ptolemy: Where are we?
Nathaniel: Now why would you ask such a stupid question!? We are obviously in the world of...DUN DUN DUUUUNN! MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!!
I don't own that!!
Everyone: GASPETH!
Everyone (except Barty) : (suddenly acquire coconuts and gallop around like they're on horses using the coconuts to make the sound effects)
Bartimaeus: Right...So why are you doing this?
Eragon: I dunno...I just suddenly had the impulse to gallop around as if I'm riding a horse!
Caramon: Don't we all sometimes... (stares into space)
Everyone: (stop galloping)
Knights of Ni: (appear)
Lead Knight of Ni: (in his speshul falsetto voice) We are the Knights who saaaaay...NI!
Everyone:...
Suddenly they all disappeared again.
They appeared in London.
Raistlin: And now it's my turn to ask...Where in the Abyss are we?!
Kitty: London.
Faquarl: (pops out of nowhere) Boo...
Bartimaeus: Faquarl! But I thought you were dead!!
Faquarl: (examines people traveling through dimensions with Barty) I thought all of these people were dead!
Kitty: Hey! I don't die!
Nathaniel: I remember you! You're...Freckle right?
Frec-I mean-Faquarl: (eye twitch) What did you just call me?!?!
Bartimaeus: Heh...This'll be good...
Nathaniel: I called you Freckle! That's your name right?
Faquarl: RAAAWR! (kills Nat...In a manner of speaking of course!)
Nathaniel: ...Ow...
Faquarl: Humph...
Nathaniel: (stands up) Now that that horrific incident of terror is over...Let's go get some cake! (walks away, whistling cheerfully)
Bartimaeus: What'd you do to him?
Faquarl: Same thing you did to him (points to Tas) except more violent! (twitch)
Tasslehoff: No...no...more...CANDY! AAAAAAAAAAAHH! (faints)
Faquarl: OK...Maybe a little less violent...
Bartimaeus: ...Heh heh...yeah...
Nasuada: You know what would be really nice right now?
Arya: ...Do I want to know?
Nasuada: ...Maybe...
Arya: Then no!
Orik: I do! Oooooooohh! PICK ME!!
Murtagh: Shut up, Orik! God, you're annoying.
Nasuada: I agree.
Murtagh: Really?
Nasuada: ...Yeah...
Bartimaeus: Don't get all lovey-dovey on me now! People these days...
Eragon: That reminds me! I LOVE YOU ARYA!!
Arya: (death glare)
Eragon: (cowering) I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I'm soooooo sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!
Arya: Shut up!
Nathaniel: OMFG! Jane's in town-
Bartimaeus: If you say one more word...I swear I'll...
Faquarl: What are you going to do? Go gargoyle on their asses?
Bartimaeus: (turns into gargoyle) Yes! Thanks for the idea!
Faquarl: (sigh)
Bartimaeus: Rawr.
Ptolemy: Um...I just realized...that I died a long time ago...and have no idea why I'm here now!
Bartimaeus: Shut up! I'm TRYING to glare at these people- what?!
Ptolemy: I said-
Bartimaeus: I heard what you said. I just realized...that you're right!
Ptolemy: And-
Bartimaeus: And I don't care!
Ptolemy: (runs away crying)
Kitty: I thought you were quite depressed that he died.
Bartimaeus: OMG! I WAS! (runs after Ptolemy)
Everyone: ...
YAYZ! Note that the characters are VERY OC!! Sorry that was so short...I needed to get me out of it cuz I added more of a plot! (which isn't good in case you didn't know) Thanks for reading! Please review! I only have 5 reviews for the whooole fic!! OH NO!! ahem...anyways!
Bartimaeus: Review or I'll go gargoyle on your ass!!