L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

"Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your ass is KICKING!" Everybody should pity Sakura a little bit, especially after the terrible pick up lines, bad impersonations and broken windows. narusaku

A race against time: because one boy grew up into a man he should never have needed to be.

The rain was mocking her. But what she felt for him was far from love or friendship, and this, she wished, he understood perfectly.

"I'm scared he'll follow in Minato's footsteps!" It only makes sense that the man who created Naruto's seal would be the one to go to for help when it started breaking. narusaku

jiraiya&tsunade&orochimaru : . the Toad, the Slug, the Snake : Something about them was so perfect when they were together.

Kushina may be pregnant, but that doesn't change anything, she still has a life to live. Naruto's parents look to the future. FINAL CHAPTER UP.

They say the dead linger for seven days after death to make amends and say goodbye to those they love. In his seven days, Jiraiya tries and Tsunade drinks denial.

Everyone has an ideal way to die, most in splendor and grandeur. Jiraiya is no different. Jiraiya wants to save the world.

A survivor left behind by her teammates, a passionate boy with a hunger for power and love, and a child fears death for them. [Sannin centric][1. Tsunade has kissed both her teammates and vows never to do it again.][15 Little Reasons]

I wish he could just leave me alone. Hasn't he done enough already? I just want someone...ANYONE...who would understand me. And he's the LAST thing I need...but he's the FIRST thing I want...and he knows it. SasuSakuNeji some NaruSaku

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.

A short oneshot about Lee's thoughts of Sakura. LeeSaku

[Spoilers for Ch.367] Boys are stronger than girls... or is it the other way around?

Affaire de Coeur: affair of the heart. Not here, exactly, nor anywhere too far away, instances in the lives of two very different people. Drabble series. [30: the last chapter.]

Sometimes, if you watch someone for long enough, you become them. [onesided][Kabuto x Shizune][rated for language and sexual references.]

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

[Oneshot, AsuKure] You can judge a man by his scars. You can judge a woman by what she makes of them. ("You're really beautiful. In every way that matters.")

AU: He was raised in a lab as an experiment of human knowledge. He broke free of those bonds and saw the world for the first time...but people would go through great lengths to get back such a creature...[NaruSaku]

[END] And so Fate smiled ruefully, and let the curtains fall. [KAIORA NAMIXAS LARXEL] R&R.

It's always like this, something familiar and comforting and easy, something with no words spoken, no uncertainties exchanged. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot, no spoilers]

The truth behind Orochimaru. Doncha just love the dub? gags

It begins at a pond and it ends at a pond. JiraiyaTsunade oneshot.

When Steve Majors has a question, insanity and awkward silences follow for Brad, Janet, Dr. Scott, Columbia, Eddie, Magenta and Riff Raff. Rated for implied sexual content at the end.