Hello! I'm CottageCheese6535. I'm a young writer doing my best to improve my skills before I'm released into the wide, wide world of Actually Publishing Things, so I'm doing my best to get as good as I can. Some of my older works are less than awesome, and I'm not totally proud of them, but I think they represent an important part of my process, so I'm keeping them up. However, I do occasionally get insecure and rewrite the entire thing, delete the original, and then post the rewrite in its place, so apologies in advance.

As you can see below, every fic has a rating. This indicates how embarrassed I am over it and how much I recommend you read it. One means it's terrible and you should definitely read it to laugh at me and see what not to do, and five means that I'm super proud of it and you should definitely read it because it's good.

I have another profile on Archive of Our Own under the same user name, where you can find several (not all) of my works if you prefer that site's format to fanfiction.net's.

ONGOING

- You're a What? (Harry Potter/How to Train Your Dragon) 3/5

Just weeks after the defeat of the Red Death, Hiccup wakes up in a castle with no idea how he got there. Where in the name of Thor is he, and how is he going to get back home? (Rating may change.)

- Look Out, Here Comes the Spider-Man (Marvel Cinematic Universe) 2/5

Peter Parker can climb walls, spin webs, and fight crime, just like a spider can. Too bad he looks like one too.

- Crossroads (A Series of Unfortunate Events) 1/5

In which a choice is made, a truth is revealed, and root beer floats are shared. AU (Based on the Netflix series.)

- So Many Times, You Guys (The Umbrella Academy) 4/5

In which doors are opened, creeps are exposed, and concerts go off without a hitch. (Based on the show)

- Stand Unshaken (Red Dead Redemption) 5/5

On the cliff-face of the bloody mountain, where the air reeks of death and betrayal floats on the wind as the spiderweb glides through the air, they say death is inescapable, regret is useless, and though decay may be distant, it is always on time. They have been wrong before.

UPCOMING

- He Let His Arrow Fly (How to Train Your Dragon) [Rating pending]

In which Takaör Nóttmóðr, son of Feigr the Furious, is felled in battle by a tiny, red dragon with a constant case of the hiccups.

- I Think We're Alone Now (The Umbrella Academy/Stranger Things) [Rating pending]

A weird as shit crossover AU where the seven siblings are experiments in the Hawkins Department of Energy (inspired by the sole fact that both the kids from the Academy and the experiments from the lab have numbers and tattoos).

Untitled (Star Wars) [Rating pending]

Din Djarin seems to have an unusual amount of luck finding and accidentally kidnapping young (and sometimes green) children.

COMPLETED

- Tag (How to Train Your Dragon) 1/5

Hiccup ponders over him and Toothless's first meeting as the dragon attempts to play tag. (First story, this is really just a test of the website, it's not meant to be good.)

- where no one goes (How to Train Your Dragon) 2/5

Hiccup is old and Toothless is long gone. But maybe not as gone as Hiccup thinks. (Crossposted on Ao3)

- Learning Dragonese (How to Train Your Dragon) 1/5

Toothless managed to teach Hiccup a few words of Dragonese. Maybe now he can finally thank him.

- when i was a boy (How to Train Your Dragon) 1/5

There were dragons when I was a boy. Where they went, only a few know.

- Suspect (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 1/5

When Jake decided to go undercover, he had pictured cool secret meetings with the FBI, crazy mob bosses with weird accents and velvet suits, and a hero's welcome at the precinct from…probably only Boyle. What he did NOT expect was to get arrested by the Sarge four months in. This was going to be awkward. (Abandoned)

- as far as our eyes can see (How to Train Your Dragon) 1/5

It was odd, how it had happened. One day, the King of Dragons had simply vanished. Vanished into the sun.

- Rocketman (Danny Phantom) 5/5

All at once, in a flash of terrible green light, it's over. Or, Danny really should have worn his suit when he went into the portal.