I just got back from hawaii and feel nice and relaxed now. I went up the volcano in maui and swam with the turtles. I visited the black sand beach and tanned at the resort.

I recently took a trip to barbados and went on a pirate ship day excursion. The only reason that I am writing about this is because one man drank six straight shots of whiskey on a dare and stumbled around after me the entire rest of the day trip! He could not seem to understand, as most drunken people don't, that;

1 I did not want to be his friend

2 I did not want to suck his tonsils out

3 I did not want get together later on the ship

Eventually I managed to lose him by finding a very nice muscular gentleman and having him threaten the poor man