Hi everybody I,m cutemonic fox or you can call me cutemonic for short, I,m the person who makes the stories that make you laugh and cry and fall out of your chair (for people who has a sense of humor) sometimes I make serious stories but mostly funny and retarted stories even though sometimes I make some serious stories I add a little humor to it. I just sprinkle some of my dumbness and stupidness to them

age: 14 (but has a mind of a 5 yr old sigh)

zodiac sign: Virgo

I like: meatpies, cartoons, reality shows, funny shows (of course), sometimes drama and defintely violence, Jim Carrey, Funny people

I don't like :Judgemental people, spoiled kids, squash, assholes, babybrothers sigh, school, people who point out the obvious, people who try to hard, Winry, those are just examples I have alot more that will take to long to list

favorite movies: Fun with Dick and Jane, White chicks, Saw one and two, Aceventura pet detective (anything with Jim Carrey in it), Diary of a mad black women, Madea's Family Reunion

favorite singers:D4L, R-Kelly, Boyz in da hood, Little John, Ludacris, Spectacular (defintely), Usher, John Legend, Eminem, Ackon, Young Jeeze, Pretty Ricky, Mario, Destiny's Child, Rihanna, Beyonce, Fat Joe, and some others

favorite songs: I know you see it, I ain't gon let up, its goin down, we're just ordinary people, Gotta get to movin that booty, Good Googly Moogly, Holla at me baby, Good luck charm, Unfaithful, Un-break My Heart, Do it, Two Hands, some others

favorite shows: Fullmetal alchemist, Boondocks, Samuri Champloo, Everybody Hates chris, Next, American Idol, Scaretastics, The Grim adventures of billy and mandy, real tv, Happy Trigger tv, Spongebob Square pants, Family guy, and alot more others

My Quotes:(when people get on my nerves)

"when you fell out the ugly tree did you hit every limb on the way down?"

"So your telling me your gay?"

"quiet fool!"

"I do admit you did bring religion in my life, I never believed in hell until I met you"

"Congratultions, for the new baby, did you ever find out who the father was?"

"don't you have anything better to do, instead of pissing me off?"

"I'll tell when I start to care"

"When you die and go to hell, can I have your stuff?"

"don't you need to go get aids from your boyfriend or somethin?"

"I only asked you one favor, to die but you can't even get that right!"

"don't worry when every girl dies on this planet then there's a slight chance you might get a boyfriend"

"Don't make me kick yo' ass up and down them steps"

"hey, you better go up that tree because yo' momma's calling you"

"tell me, when have you ever looked handsome?"

"don't lie to yo' self"

"guess what, I got call from the retarted kids program and they wanted you to be President"

"I,m glad your capable of making a complete ass of yourself"

"you know what stinks, your breath"

"seven Oclock on the dot, its in the drop top livin the streets, I have a real ugly boy and he needs to stop talking to me"

"you know what the U turn on the road, and yo' mama don't have in common, the U turn actually has curves I can get use to"

"guess what...your a bitch"

"whoa, someone got raped today!"

"piss off!"

"you betta' back up!"

"No, don't stop him from killing his self"

"rape-artist"

"don't you have to hang out with Micheal Jackson or somethin?"

"To bad, you could've been the next tidal wave"

"Lets not, and say we did"

"I'm sure you are"

"Did you loose a bet?"

"Damn! God must've sneezed when he made you!"

"Those Walmart Dickies"

"Are those shoes home-made?"

"When your done being a bitch can you move out of my way please?"

"God did not put you on this earth to cheat cretan"

"Keep workin my nerves"

"Shut the fck up! God! How many times does God have to smite you for you to shutup!"

ENJOY MY STORIES!

Chihuahua song (only if you read Fullmetal Parody chapter 7)

http://www.youtube.com/w/Fullmetal-Alchemist--Chihuahua?v=loIztMvqft4